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Yesterday, I was at my best friend's house and her little sister said the word toaster wrong, like toastair. My friend said, "Its toaster not toastair." and I shouted, "It's LEVIO-SAH not levio-SAH!" She didn't get it. I was sad. MLIA
#2748677 Comments: 66 Votes: average 912meh 71Share 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 11Bad: 41 year, 2 months ago
gtfo&stfu
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 7Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
How great is my comment? I think I'll give myself a good for this.
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 2 months ago
Boo hoo.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Toasters don't toast toast. Toast toasts toast.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
That just made the word "toast" look so odd.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
*plays Justin Timberlake "Cry me a River"*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
*listens to Dropkick Murphys*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I'm shipping upto Boston!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Kiss me I'm shitfaced.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Floggin' Molly anyone?
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
They played last night in my city.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Really? I saw them in Tampa, FL last may. Amazing show.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yeah FL comes to AZ For St. Pattys day every year! Drop Kick Murphys were there last year, with them!
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Do you like the Keltic Cowboys?
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I don't really.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
*Hits in face with medieval flail and plays Outro to Freebird*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yeah, because Punk and Southern Rock are comparable.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
This is the internet......so yes.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Shit, that's a good point. Fucking YouTube Comment Section.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
*Troll face*
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
As much as Twilight and Harry Potter are on this site.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Goddamn it. People are making good points. But, that doesn't mean it's right.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Comparing only works if the things are somewhat related.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
You can't really listen to a song on YouTube without reading about how at least 3 commenters hate the band/song.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I only said that song because it's gay as hell and reminded me of an OP. Blow me.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
*Blows*
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Well, I say "bagel" as "begal", the other way sounds weird.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I say I love you with punches. It's weird.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
*punches*
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
The other day I was waiting for my friends to get me from the place I was at. And a little kid and his dad were walking past. And the kid was like 'So, I was born when you were drunk?' then the dad goes, 'no.. no, that's not how it happened.' Then the kid goes, 'OHH, so I was MADE when you were drunk.' IT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
/endrandomstory.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Great parenting. But it's probably true for so many of us, all "mistakes."
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I was the only one that wasn't an accident.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I'm a literal bastard. We THINK my father was some red-headed college kid. But we aren't sure. All we know is that the mexican guy isn't my father.
 
[ - ]  lalalakirstenGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
I was a failed abortion.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
My parents only want a boy and a girl and so they had 3 girls and then me. The middle kids don't matter. lol
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
This is true. One of my older brother and I are the middle kids and we're always forgotten.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
:( I sawwwy.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
It's okay, it's better that way; I got away with a lot more.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Haha, I have a friend who's parents did the same thing. His father was saying to me once, "All I wanted was a boy. But it was just, girl, girl, girl. Finally on the fourth try, we got a boy."
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
It fucking sucks being the youngest.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yeah. If the others are all grown and moved out, you get compared to them, ALL THE TIME.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Funny thing was that I moved out first. :D
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
As if! The babies get away with everything.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I was born because mommy didn't cross her legs going down the water slide.
 
[ - ]  Neil_The_SniperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Well, good for her.
 
[ - ]  lalalakirstenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Harry Potter references make me sad. It makes me more sad that I've seen the movies enough to know this was a Harry Potter reference.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I hate Harry Potter and I knew it was a Harry Potter reference.
 
[ - ]  Neil_The_SniperGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I've only seen 1 1/2 Harry Potter movies. I could tell from the way it sounds.
 
[ - ]  jessieruGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 2 months ago
i love harry potter. i have read all of the books and seen all of the movies! JPROXURSOXOFF!!!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I watched Fight Club and knew. Wait, that doesn't make sense. Eh, just roll with it.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Fuck, I just broke the first two rules.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
YOUR A WIZZARD NOW HARRY!!
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
:O
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
What the fuck?
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
?kcuf eht tahW
 
[ - ]  jessieruGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
i mean HPROXURSOXOFF!!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
You should, like, leave.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
What was everyone's first favorite song? My was Headstrong by Trapt.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Logic would tell me probably something from when I was 3 and can't remember.
 
[ - ]  musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Mine was Architect by Miss May I
 
[ - ]  jessieruGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
mine was ... she will be loved by maroon 5
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
New post.
 
[ - ]  ToastAnCornGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-mullet-girl-kill-them.jpg If anyone could tell me what this is i would thank you for around 45.37 seconds.
 
[ - ]  jessieruGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
does anyone live in iowa cause i do
 
[ - ]  HarryPotterRox72Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
That's sad. The post I mean. Of course I'm a Harry Potter junkie sooo.....
 

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