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Today, my boyfriend said that he will sing my my favourite song ever and play it on guitar if I get a story published on MLIA. I have recently become totally deaf in one ear and it would make my day to hear him sing me a song, please help me out MLIA-ers, ninja's would .. MLIA.

#2748357 Comments: 18 Votes: average 824meh 57Share

[ - ] liam2016Good: 2Bad: 34 months ago

Hope you got to hear that song.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 4Bad: 24 months ago

It's sad that he wouldn't do it just because he likes you. Oh wait.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 14 months ago

"I'm totally deaf in one ear, but I want to hear him play a song". That makes a lot of sense.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago

It's also sad that he wouldn't just do it.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 5Bad: 04 months ago

That's like if my boyfriend said "I'll marry you IF you can bake a perfectly round cookie."

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago

Hey, can I tell you something funny? And disturbing, but mostly funny.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago

yes.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago

OK, so I was seducing this straight guy in Turkish on Omegle earlier and all of a sudden his phone starts ringing and you know what the ringtone is? Vengabus by the Vengaboys. OK, that wasn't that funny.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago

Did you die? :[

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago

It might have been if I knew what song you were talking about.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago

It's like the Six Flags song.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago

I hope OP doesn't find out about this.

[ - ] pachelbelcanonindminorGood: 4Bad: 24 months ago

TYPE LOUDER NEXT TIME, I CAN'T READ THIS.

[ - ] _orgasmic_spoons_Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago

I wanna punch a baby.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago

That's not great.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 14 months ago

Interesting.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago

"you wanna talk dirty to me agen" "No, you're kinda dumb and I'm sick of you. You're really cute though."

[ - ] ImjustaninjaGood: 1Bad: 04 months ago

Being half deaf isn't all that bad.. I'd know.

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