MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Building is my job! D:

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

You should be building salads in the kitchen!

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

ok

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Way to waste at least $30. Genius idea.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Books would work well. Plus, if you hate Twilight and hate everything about it, why would you be friends with someone that has the books? This post is fucking bullshit, which is just disgusting.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 7Bad: 81 year, 3 months ago

I'm wearing 1086 silly bandz!

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*steals 666*

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

O_O 666?!?!?!

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

NO! I'm wearing 1086 silly bandz!

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Should have stolen 69!

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

SHE STOLE 666 CAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE 420!

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ohhhh...*walks away embarrassed*

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Why?

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

But... No.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

YLIPyro.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Today, I was trying to text my cousin about my mom, but I accidentally sent it to my mom.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

... MLIKelly.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Was it a sext?

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Did you die?

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Was it Mao?

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

IN BED?

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

amirite.net?

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

We commenters have our own cliches.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It was about her douchecunt boyfriend. But I'm clever and lied my way out of her suspicion.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:O

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That's not very smart, silly goose.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I know. D:

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

At least you didn't get into trouble.

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

"Kelly? I just got this text from you that I don't I understand." "oh...that was a...story...about a guy at my school... I meant to say it to Sam... Sorry. I like your hair!"

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hahahahaha, you're sneaky. <3

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ikr. I could be a ninja, lyk totes.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Is that how long yours is?

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Each e is an inch IRL.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hawt.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's true.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*whistles nondescriptly as I hop the border fence*

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

Because I don't give a shit about the post, I'm going to tell a story about a story. So it's this fanfiction in the Avatar: TLA fandom, and it's about Mai and Zuko like fifteen years later and shit, but Mai is really sick and might die and I left off right where she's going to tell Zuko she's sick.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*whistles nondescriptly as I hop the border fence*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

<3

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*watches as you are eaten by alligators* Yeah, didn't suspect that did you douchebag?

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Not really.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

*whistles nondescriptly as I hop the border fence*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Don't

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

<3

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

*whistles nondescriptly as I hop the border fence*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Care.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

<3

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

YOU, I care about.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

YOU are all I care about. <3 I sent you an email, fyi. It explains why I'm all :D :D :D :D :D <3

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hm. *moves back in with Gren because mommy doesn't care about me*

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You never lived with me, though. D:

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well I don't anymore! ...Just go with it.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

I wasn't talking to you.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well you are now.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

So.. About them Packers.

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

They own'd that child molester.

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO! *throws a party* YA! GO PACKERS! FUCK YA!

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Which one?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You replied to no one, that means you were talking to everyone here. So yes, you were talking to kiska.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

YEAH! WHAT LLAMA SAID!

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well damn.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Windows is trying to open a program on my computer, according to the oh-so-lovely pop up window. They need an "IDGAF" button.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

HAHAHAHAHA I TOTALLY JUST GOT RID OF THE PARENTAL CONTROLS ON MY COMPUTER!!!!!!

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:) Attack of the smiles.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[ - ] kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

(:

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Like a bomb, Cookie dropped the first smile.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

...attack of the similes.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hehe.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*dies*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:D (: =D =] =) [= :] [:

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You're happy again? :D

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I am.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

WOO.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Byeez!

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Bye!

[ - ] aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

As to thialo! AY GAMISOU!

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

This girl is amazing. O_O http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCR7HU_B3Gk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

IS IT YOU?

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hahaha. I wish. I sing like a bird getting raped.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That made me laugh. <3

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

0_0 Thanks? :p <3

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

New post.

[ - ] lauziaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Why'd she have them in the first place?...

[ - ] StoneyDGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

maybe she had them cuz she use to like the books? i use to have all of them before i realized how stupid they are. i got rid of mine by selling them. she had more fun getting rid of hers though. :)

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