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Today my friend and i built a fire in her backyard. it went well for a while, but it slowly started to go out and we were running out of things to feed the fire with. i asked her if she had any other useless junk we could burn. she comes back with the entire twilight series. HerLIA
#2745258 Comments: 88 Votes: average 877meh 64Share 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Building is my job! D:
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
You should be building salads in the kitchen!
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
ok
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Way to waste at least $30. Genius idea.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Books would work well. Plus, if you hate Twilight and hate everything about it, why would you be friends with someone that has the books? This post is fucking bullshit, which is just disgusting.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 7Bad: 81 year, 3 months ago
I'm wearing 1086 silly bandz!
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*steals 666*
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
O_O 666?!?!?!
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
NO! I'm wearing 1086 silly bandz!
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Should have stolen 69!
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
SHE STOLE 666 CAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE 420!
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ohhhh...*walks away embarrassed*
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Why?
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
But... No.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
YLIPyro.
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Today, I was trying to text my cousin about my mom, but I accidentally sent it to my mom.
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
... MLIKelly.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Was it a sext?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Did you die?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Was it Mao?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
IN BED?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
amirite.net?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
We commenters have our own cliches.
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It was about her douchecunt boyfriend. But I'm clever and lied my way out of her suspicion.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
:O
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
That's not very smart, silly goose.
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I know. D:
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
At least you didn't get into trouble.
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
"Kelly? I just got this text from you that I don't I understand." "oh...that was a...story...about a guy at my school... I meant to say it to Sam... Sorry. I like your hair!"
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hahahahaha, you're sneaky. <3
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ikr. I could be a ninja, lyk totes.
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
 
[ - ]  KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Is that how long yours is?
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Each e is an inch IRL.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hawt.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's true.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*whistles nondescriptly as I hop the border fence*
 
[ - ]  KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
Because I don't give a shit about the post, I'm going to tell a story about a story. So it's this fanfiction in the Avatar: TLA fandom, and it's about Mai and Zuko like fifteen years later and shit, but Mai is really sick and might die and I left off right where she's going to tell Zuko she's sick.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*whistles nondescriptly as I hop the border fence*
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*watches as you are eaten by alligators* Yeah, didn't suspect that did you douchebag?
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Not really.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
*whistles nondescriptly as I hop the border fence*
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Don't
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
*whistles nondescriptly as I hop the border fence*
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Care.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
YOU, I care about.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
YOU are all I care about. <3 I sent you an email, fyi. It explains why I'm all :D :D :D :D :D <3
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hm. *moves back in with Gren because mommy doesn't care about me*
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You never lived with me, though. D:
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Well I don't anymore! ...Just go with it.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
I wasn't talking to you.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Well you are now.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
So.. About them Packers.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
They own'd that child molester.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO! *throws a party* YA! GO PACKERS! FUCK YA!
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Which one?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You replied to no one, that means you were talking to everyone here. So yes, you were talking to kiska.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
YEAH! WHAT LLAMA SAID!
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Well damn.
 
[ - ]  KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Windows is trying to open a program on my computer, according to the oh-so-lovely pop up window. They need an "IDGAF" button.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA I TOTALLY JUST GOT RID OF THE PARENTAL CONTROLS ON MY COMPUTER!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
:) Attack of the smiles.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
(:
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Like a bomb, Cookie dropped the first smile.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
...attack of the similes.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hehe.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*dies*
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
:D (: =D =] =) [= :] [:
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You're happy again? :D
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I am.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
WOO.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Byeez!
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Bye!
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
As to thialo! AY GAMISOU!
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
This girl is amazing. O_O http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCR7HU_B3Gk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
IS IT YOU?
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hahaha. I wish. I sing like a bird getting raped.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
That made me laugh. <3
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
0_0 Thanks? :p <3
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
New post.
 
[ - ]  lauziaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Why'd she have them in the first place?...
 
[ - ]  StoneyDGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
maybe she had them cuz she use to like the books? i use to have all of them before i realized how stupid they are. i got rid of mine by selling them. she had more fun getting rid of hers though. :)
 

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