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Today at school we had an hour long lunch due to Step Schedule. Me & my friends got back early so we went down to the spot in school called Locker Bay. We heard people talking loudly so we went to see what was going on. 2 teachers were asking students what this new dance the "Dougie" was all about and trying to make them show them. They all saw me n yelled that I was the dancer & knew how to do it instead of them. I had to spend 20 minutes teaching 2 very old teachers how to do the Dougie. I was late to my next class, and after hearing my reason, I had to teach that teacher and the ENTIRE class how to do the Dougie also. They have decided that I have to teach them a new dance (of thier choice) every week. Next week is the Jerk...MLIA
#2681518 Comments: 70 Votes: average 5283meh 64Share 
[ - ]  NonagoneshoppingGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Okay. Clouds. I am
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
me
 
[ - ]  NonagoneshoppingGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
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[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
I believe you. Sorry I doubted you. D:
 
[ - ]  NonagoneshoppingGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Don't worry about it, it was funny watching you reply confusedly to my comments.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Well then. :p
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Geddit? Because Jesus, and the inn?...I'll show myself out.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
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[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
Abridged version: Today at school, two teachers were asking students what the dance, the "Dougie," was. The students noticed me and told the teacher that I was good at doing the Dougie. So I spent 20 minutes teaching two teachers how to do the Dougie, which caused me to be late for my next class. When I told my class why I was late, the entire class demanded I teach them to Dougie too. Now, they want me to teach them a new dance every week. MLIA
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Not like that's much shorter, of course. In other words- this shit needs to be taken elsewhere.
 
[ - ]  NonagoneshoppingGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Today, O'Soul told it like it is. MLIA
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
/stereotypicalsomewhatracistblackpersonvoiceipicturedinmyhead
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
-picturedinmyhead Sorry, forgot about lack of text wrap.
 
[ - ]  artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago
If you want it shorter: Today I showed teachers how to dance. Then I was late, but I explained that was because of the dance sessions. Then I taught the students how to do it because of how miraculous a dance teacher I am. Now they want more. Also, I expect you to actually believe this shit. MLIA
 
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[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 1 month ago
Did you seriously use an n instead of the word 'and'?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago
Also your grammar is atrocious and I dislike this post.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Is MLIA being really slow for anyone else?
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
New dance? Damn this post is old.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Also it sounds like you're gonna teach them to masturbate next week lol.
 
[ - ]  vmml97Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
What is a step schedule? And why do you get an hour long lunch? (mad jelly, I get a 35 min lunch regardless of the week (1 or 2) or alternate schedule)
 
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