MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Dumb poop.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:D :D *leaves* Goodnight.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Goodnight.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Goodnight!

[ - ] EmilyIsNotMyNameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

It's 9 in the morning where I am!

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

East Coast, North America?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

North America, Quebec to be exact.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You are in the same place?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yay, it's 9:23 here, Toronto, On.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I wish this post was posted on February 30th.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Ugh, I badded this one. Stop with the stupid Ninja crap. Also, every leap year, there are 29 days in February.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Thank you. It still doesn't go to thirty days, so your little fact is absolutely pointless, not to mention everyone already fucking knew that.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

OH HELL YEAH. Feruary means I make more money than any other month.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Why's that?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm salary. So, per hour, I make like a dollar an hour more.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh right! I'm on salary too.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yay! So if you want to think about it that was as well, we're doing good this month.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

True. I'll think of it that way!

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Lucky!!

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, but salary is annual, is it not? So, technically, you make the same amount per 365 (1/4) days every day.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Over the long term it's the same. But in the short term it's more. Math is fun.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No it's not....

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It is if you are good at it. :D

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Good point, In fact I am doing math right now,

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What sort?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Macroeconomics so graphing, inflation, housing, etc.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ahh, fun fun. I just recently finished a Intermediate Micro class. So lot's of integrals, derivatives, functions, and graphing.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

To eat or not to eat. Whether it is nobler to consume this chocolate muffin now, or later.... to suffer the slings and arrows of hunger now, or to suffer the regret of having already eaten my last chocolate muffin.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Eat just the top now, save the rest for later.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

hahah Riley:1 Muffin:0.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I had a muffin recently that was SO large I needed cutlery to eat it. That's when you know life is good.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Mmmm I love those jumbo muffins!

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*mouth waters*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's more like, get your head out of me.. I mean what?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*Is Mindfucked* Be right back going to shit bricks.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Pleasant.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*hand's bricks* here build your own house.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*shrugs*

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I love getting gooded for dirty jokes, there are so few I come up with. And before you say it: lolcome! :P

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

lolcum up.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Good idea! Sometimes, I need a subconscious.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Half now, half later.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Mind twin. <3

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I wish I had a mind twin. D:

[ - ] EmilyIsNotMyNameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I have one;-)

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

D:, Jealous!!!

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I have mind triplets. And to answer your previous question, I was in Cairo. So after being evacuated, I have to chill in this small European town until I can get a flight back to London.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh that sucks. At least you're safe.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That's true. And at least I have internet and phone here.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That's good. What were you doing in Cairo?

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Vacation. Got a bit more excitement than I wanted.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Even without being there I can agree with you.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yeah. At least when I was able to get out, I only needed to slightly bribe the airline, instead of the 2000 dollar bribes you need now.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

My mind twin abandoned me to go to film school, and now he won't even answer my facebook messages. He's a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Who's your mind twin?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

BelaLugosi.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Oh, I've never seen them.

[ - ] Fishcakes_isajellyfishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You morning people are boring.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's because everyone is so God damn quiet.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Sorry.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

*throws jellyfish onto land using gloves*

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

*Tumbleweed passes*

[ - ] Riley__Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*catches tumbleweed, throws it at JD* Stop it with the tumbleweed, just comment.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I thought you said you're peaceful! *foot is broken*

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I am peaceful! Tumbleweed totally wouldn't break your foot. Nor would it even get that much air to actually hit you.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

*tumbleweed blows up, velociraptor pack runs by, the giant spider out of Wild Wild West starts fighting velociraptor pack, martian aliens propose Israeli-Palestinian peace plan, and it works*

[ - ] Fishcakes_isajellyfishGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

And yet, we still have NO idea what to say. Helpful.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Well, we could start a conversation about the three taboo topics.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

...And those would be?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

incest,beastiality,necrophelia.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

JD, you're lucky Andy isn't paying attention right now or he'd have some comments for your poor grammar.

[ - ] Fishcakes_isajellyfishGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

On top of that, those topics aren't even close to being taboo.

[ - ] QwerdieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

What makes you think those are taboo? A more accurate list would contain ninjas, Harry Potter, and Wal-mar at the very least.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

It's true, I'm sorry I'll pay more attention.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

I thought it was more like: religion, abortion and politics.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Well, politics, religion, and quantum physics. But the last one is only taboo because no one understands it.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

*is jewish*

[ - ] QwerdieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

As much confidence I have in your stupidity, it is rather surprising to hear that not every child learns about February's abnormal amount of days before they exit preschool.

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

GAH! Stupid phone!

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

*throws Black Berry Torch agaisnt wall* ask me what I'm doing I dare you.

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

What are you doing?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

Torching the wall. :P

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

Why?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

It's a joke.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

Ok. What are you doing?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

^

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

Yeah, I was mildly amused.

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

Who's subconscious are you?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

Your's.

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

My subconscious has an account on here and didn't tell me?!

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

Nope.

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

Joy.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

toy.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

There's a badding fairy somewhere around here.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, after the internet plague of 1996, joined by in increased rate of inaneness, subconsciousness' have been dying out on a massive scale. So I am the subconscious for most of Europe at this point.

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Macedonia included?

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

North western bit.

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Then you're not mine. :)

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ah, well sorry. The other subconscious that has the rest is a bit of a jerk.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

SNOW DAY!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

Two weeks till State Patties day. Just sayin.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

12 weeks left of school just saying.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

left of school. Just saying.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Do you like to repeat yourself?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I forgot * for correction. That sentence had poor grammar.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Just stop correcting yourself. Rule of thumb, don't reply to yourself, ever.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yay! Drinking green beer time!

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

I'm hungry... :D

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Oh my god, here we go again.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

What? Sorry? I just don't like eating.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

EAT!!

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

No...

[ - ] Riley__Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Don't talk to her JD, it just makes her say sillier things.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's unhealthy just eat and be healthier.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

I can't eat. I'm too fat. I weigh like 65 pounds.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Snow days use to equal awesome commenters all day. Now it just means trolls.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Sorry I'm not an awesome commenter... *walks away*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*shoots in the kneecap*

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You asshole! *rushes to Riley's aid*

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*falls* Ow! What the fuck was that for?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You were walking away. How do you tell people to stay?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You walk after them, give them a hug and tell them to stay.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

... violence?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No Andy, as you know, I am peaceful, so I don't condone violence.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I don't condone violence either, but I sure as hell take part in it.

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I believe voilence is only needed when defending ones self.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, I guess I'm going to have to teach Andy how to get me to stay. *bandages up wound, limps back*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I think violence is needed when I'm not getting what I want.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, all you have to do is ask.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

"Only needed when defending one's self" is subjective to the situation. Defending myself often requires a preemptive strike.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Where did everyone go? Geez, leave for a few months and all the names change.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, right now it's hip and trendy for people to get on at different times and complain that no one is on. That fad happened awhile ago, I think it'll go away.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Ah, ok. But some people left, right? Kassie, Countess, Gren, etc.

[ - ] QwerdieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Gren's still here. Kassie stops by once every few months.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I miss the old crowd.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

-.- I'm leaving soon!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Go have sex with your boyfriend.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

No...

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Wait why would there be a holiday-- Oh, forget it, OP doesn't even deserve a Thinker-question. Anyway, how is everybody else today?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm good, and yourself?

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Not bad actually, and hello I am The_Thinker but you can call me Thinker. *bows*

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Pleasure to meet ya. I'm guessing you have another username, what would that be?

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Uh, actually no I am new I just made this account yesterday, and have no other accounts.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh, well, welcome to MLIA.

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Thank you. I just wanted to say Riley some number of posts back you put the link to your, uh, help self blog I think it was, and I found what you said very helpful.

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Beer? *holds out Delirium*

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Really? Well thank you, I'm just hoping some more people will send me some e-mails, so I can get the blog a little more active.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Not bad, you?

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Same

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 3 months ago

I'm tired... I haven't slept in almost a week!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

So you weigh 65lbs and haven't slept it a week. What the hell are you, a Jew at a concentration camps?

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

No. I've just been to hungry to sleep...

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

*facedesk*

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

-.- ...?

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Then eat you little ingrate.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

No...

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Then shut the fuck up!

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Sorry?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It'd be a fun rule to only reply to trolls if you have something funny to say... that was we cut down on the, "omfg go die u asshole" and increase the lulz.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

needz moar lulz

[ - ] march353535Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Something wrong?

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

No. I'm just hungry. lol

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

And you still haven't blown me.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Hey Mobile, What's up?

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Rewriting "Ridin' Dirty" to make it a rap song about the Boston Bruins. Why?

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Just wondering how you are.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

...?

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Put your mouth around my cock and suck until you've hit the jackpot.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No. I choke on small objects.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That joke is over-blown. My dick is under-blown.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Of course it is, silly.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Actually that phrase never really made sense to me. A penis is attached to the body, and if it's small it can't get far enough in the throat to close off the airway.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I was going to say that Andy but it was too many words for them to understand.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh, you're right... let me try again. LOL u need teh small dick to fit in ur mough cuz its small LOLLOL

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That doesn't make any sense. Am I the only one here who's not retarded?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

The less logical you are, the more they seem to like you.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I want them to hate me. Mission accomplished then.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Mobile, you're a dirty one, eh? I like it!

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Obviously you've never met me.

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You sound like... you're trying too hard.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Well, I've seen some of your comments, but never really chatted with you.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Fascinating. Not really, but whenever I have nothing to say that's what I say. Spock told me to do it.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Wow, I'm exhausted. Getting four hours of sleep, followed by having to push a car out of some ice and snow is not good for the body.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I just flew in from Dallas and boy are my arms tired.

[ - ] jdtherockerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Got go go, be back soon. Bye!

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

See ya!

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Goodbye.

[ - ] KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's so gross outside. *wishes she could hibernate for the rest of the day*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

We could build a blanket fort and watch all the Lord of the Rings movies.

[ - ] KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Haha, that sounds amazing. <33

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I wouldn't be able to bear it.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Good, Spence.

[ - ] Fishcakes_isajellyfishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

... It's weird, 'cause I was here when you left to go to sleep.

[ - ] KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Woah. o_o I guess we're on the same schedule.

[ - ] Fishcakes_isajellyfishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Actually, we're on the exact opposite.

[ - ] KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh.

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

How so? We are getting freezing rain here, and it's really starting to annoy me.

[ - ] KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

We've got freezing rain or something, and it's really cold out. >.<

[ - ] The_ThinkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*sighs* Winter has been horrible this year, seven snow storms and now freezing rain. Anyway I am Thinker, glad to meet you.

[ - ] KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hi! I've seen you around, but we've never really talked. You can call me Kit. :)

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

STUPID DRUG DEALERS! Now I can't go outside yet cause the mean drug dealers that laugh at me and call me 'fun-sized' are out there...

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Shoot them with a gun.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I don't have a gun. They probably have guns though...

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Shoot them in the face with a gun.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

-.-

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Get a gun and shoot them dead.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You weigh 65lbs, havn't slept in a week, and people deal drugs right outside your house. How far are you going to take this?

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

They're not right outside my house, they're across the street and over at a street corner.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Wait, are you a meth addict?

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No. They won't sell me drugs. They were just like 'Fuck no! You short little twat!'

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You will probably be raped. Have fun!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

There's this one girl I know that I call fun-sized. She calls me Josephine, because she thinks I'm a cross dresser. We don't get along very well. /irrelevancy

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

They call me fun-sized cause i'm short...

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

No, really?

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's not my fault i'm short! I'm almost five feet...

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Do you good yourself?

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Ummm... Maybe...

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Doesn't anyone just look for a new post without an announcement anymore? Fucking Christ, it's been there for two minutes. We're all becoming so dependent on someone else to do the work for us; we can't be fucked to do anything ourselves. Then you don't even thank them for announcing it. Just goes to show how lazy and inconsiderate society has become.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Thank you!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Nah, I just like this post.

[ - ] KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Dear Mobile, thank you for announcing a new post. Sincerely, Kit. <33

[ - ] Your_SubconsciousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*relaxes in recliner, sipping beer*

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