MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

For the last seven months, I have been wanting a tattoo of a bar code on the inside of my left wrist for my seventeenth birthday, but was still unsure if that's what I wanted. Yesterday, I found the MLIA: "Today, I found out that my friend has a tattoo of a bar code on her wrist. the tattoo artist did it so well that is she scans her wrist, it comes up as a box of tampax. MLIA" Coincidence? I think not. Guess who's getting a tattoo of a bar code in January? MLIA.

#2620758 Comments: 37 Votes: average 986meh 52Share

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Two months later, you're dumpster baby was born.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

A prom night dumpster baby?

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

I have seven of them.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

What a coincidence, I just had a 7 course dinner consisting of BABIES!

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I used to draw a barcode on my forehead when I was little. I don't know why.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Your mother, it just makes paying for her that little bit easier.

[ - ] llamamallGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

So you can sell yourself? Whore.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure it is a coincidence. And not you.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I have a friend that got a tattoo of some stupid creature from WoW on his arm. He's an idiot.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Today, I read an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA about an MLIA. MLIA

[ - ] GortehGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*MLIInception

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

MLIDanielle

[ - ] GortehGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

YLIHawt

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

YLITooKind

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I've been told.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

A douche bag.

[ - ] prophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Heh. I just noticed that's also a feminine product.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I read this. What a coincidence! I feel like I deserve an award!

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*hands 'Coinkydink' award*

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:D YAY!

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

There is a scan-t chance that this person is you, OP.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Steve Jobs.

[ - ] thegoshdarnrobinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Steve Jobs with a tramp stamp. Holy disturbing mental image.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

One of the kids I lived in Costa Rica with had one of those. He drank so the voices in his head wouldn't argue.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

He sounds like a beautiful ray of sunshine.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Oh we had some fun times.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Sounds like it'd be hard not to.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

That is kind of creepy actually. You'd be like an object instead of a human being.

[ - ] prophetGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

But you could be a hooker, and then Walmart can finally complete their stock of selling everything in the world when they make it legal. And I could go buy a hooker at Walmart. Convenience.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

She's a box of tampons, does that mean she likes being shoved up people's vaginas?

[ - ] GortehGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

And being bled on.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Who the hell would want to have the barcode for a box of tampons tattooed to them?

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

new post

[ - ] tacokatoGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Read "The Barcode Tattoo" I promise you, you will instantly regret this tattoo.

[ - ] anonymous37Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

i have a tattoo of a barcode on my shoulder!

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