MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] chippaGood: 24Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

That is quite possibly the coolest toaster story I have ever heard.

[ - ] birdloverGood: 19Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Posts like these make me wish I had one of those poppy-toasters... I only have a toaster oven :(

[ - ] BlowOffGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I am stuck with a microwave. Just a microwave. =(

[ - ] chippaGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Only a microwave? But how do you make toast? :( I am getting my brother a toaster for Christmas (maybe). :)

[ - ] birdloverGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Aww that must stink... maybe, like chippa's brother, you can get a toaster for Christmas :3

[ - ] BlowOffGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I can't make toast. I have to go to the dining hall for that. And I can't make Mac and Cheese either because I think mac and cheese in the microwave is gross. EDIT: I would love that but campus policy dictates that we can't have anything with an exposed burner or flame in our rooms. Too bad I snuck in a George Foreman grill anyway! (:

[ - ] birdloverGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

Haha that's awesome XP

[ - ] teacuppyGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I like toaster ovens better than plain toasters. Don't hurt me!

[ - ] tommiegirlxxxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

well that's no way to live!

[ - ] jasminegrrl09Good: 2Bad: 92 years, 7 months ago

BlowOff i agree on how gay it is we can't have microwaves or anything in our dorm rooms. I hate that, i would sneak something in but our RA actually DOES room inspections :(

[ - ] evlbb2Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I believe you folks could make toast with any sort of flaming object. I used a Bunsen burner a few times before.

[ - ] MobileGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

By then, your toast was probably cold, and you had a decision to make: wait longer, eat cold, or toast again and risk burning?

[ - ] teacuppyGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

That decision gets me every time.

[ - ] cleotuesdayGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

5 minutes?? what a waste of perfectly good toast!!

[ - ] JordaanBrownGood: 13Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Not to go off subject here, but has anyone else noticed that the words of the day has been 'eggs' for several days now?

[ - ] birdloverGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I've been wondering that too. I wonder if it's going to be like that for 12 days, and then the word dozen comes up. Lol, I dunno.

[ - ] MoonShoesPotterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

We were talking about that earlier Bird. We think we're on... day five or six? I dunno. Let's wait and see. ;]

[ - ] birdloverGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Really? Wow, I just thought of the idea off the top of my head while I was replying XD

[ - ] danny542Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

as long as we are being off topic, i want to share something on my mind. so everyone is always complaining about current posts not being average enough anymore. i just went to best of this year, went to the very last few pages, and all of the posts were extremely average. but they have NO comments!

[ - ] jellobeanGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Maybe MLIA just really likes eggs. I know I do.

[ - ] BossZefronGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs

[ - ] lardofaveragenessGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Cow was for like, two weeks.

[ - ] RainiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

does the owner of the site manually change it each time? cause then we know that he/she doesnt go on every day..

[ - ] Rawkfist13Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

That's interesting, danny. I was thinking about it, and while it's an extremely awesome toaster story, I've never seen it happen. Would one argue that this story isn't average? Mehhhhhh. Well, I really like to think it's little stories like these that don't happen to most people that make our lives totally average. It's amazing how easily amazed we are at things =] Our need for those random stories totally makes our lives average, too. I didn't realize that about the last few pages. We should change that, eh? =]

[ - ] ClararioGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

well this site is a parody of fml. so its not necessarily average stuff but funny or cool stuff that has happened to you instead of crappy

[ - ] Rawkfist13Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

@ Clarario: Oh my goodness! How can you say this site isn't for average things? Do you know what you type in when you come to this site? URL is mylifeisAVERAGE.com and it says, "MyLifeIsAverage is a place to share your everyday mediocrity. It is a place to post the mundane things in your life, and read about what makes life normal for other people." Notice... NOT mylifeisFUNNY.com or mylifeisCOOL.com Shame on you.

[ - ] MidoriGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

That is one badass toaster.

[ - ] MissGreenDayGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Don't ever throw that toaster away. It's special.

[ - ] kangaruGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

ninja toast

[ - ] jellobeanGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Ninja toaster.

[ - ] Rawkfist13Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Ninja toast.

[ - ] CupcakesArentBunsGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

ninja... toaster? :D

[ - ] -me-Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Ninja Toast.

[ - ] VonSmartOneGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

ninja toaster.

[ - ] superwomanvicGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

ninja toaaaast. :)

[ - ] Rawkfist13Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

NINJA TOAST

[ - ] alexandraheartsyouGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I bet if we submitted it to Mythbusters, they might do it. :D

[ - ] VonSmartOneGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Yeah! and OP, you are so lucky!

[ - ] ashleighs-life-is-averageGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

this happened to me once too!

[ - ] tompom2Good: 9Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I think that might have happened to me, sort of. I had two pieces of toast in, and when it popped they both flew out and landed perfectly on top of each other on top of the toaster. However, I didn't recognise the importance of this at the time because I was about five. Oh well.

[ - ] teacuppyGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Once a lifetime opportunity.

[ - ] darkblood1219Good: 0Bad: 4392 years, 7 months ago

http://tinyurl.com/mliapwns

[ - ] BossZefronGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I'm going to waste the rest of my loaf of bread trying this. Thank you for entertainment!

[ - ] deadonGood: 0Bad: 4232 years, 7 months ago

lol check out http://www.fmysex.com

[ - ] ImRickJamesGood: 0Bad: 4232 years, 7 months ago

http://ihatejade.com/?id=rd11gjw8473862ae4yfidz6sfqrwau

[ - ] hpfreak13Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

In my experience, "I don't think this could be repeated" classifies something as UNaverage...

[ - ] lettertjesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

True. But the fact that it's about a toaster does make it too average to be posted anywhere else. Except perhaps twitter. But I don't read twitter, and I wouldn't want to have missed this.

[ - ] Rawkfist13Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

That is what I originally thought, but after thinking about it, it's not the act that was average, but the act makes our lives average. Thus, "Average."

[ - ] ImRickJamesGood: 0Bad: 4122 years, 7 months ago

http://ihatejade.com/?id=rd11gjw8473862ae4yfidz6sfqrwau

[ - ] MSP561Good: 0Bad: 52 years, 7 months ago

NOT AVERAGE AT ALL.

[ - ] orangeturtlesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Sorry to say this everyone, but this did happen to me once. And it was awesome.

[ - ] kaschlickerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

That is freakin amazing. Kinda like the time I bumped the spoon leaning against the oatmeal bowl and it did a flip INTO the bowl. Incredible.

[ - ] PeacheszGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

that is awesome!! my grandmother's toaster used to shoot the toast into the sink. it was pretty cool

[ - ] Darkcloud305Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

As awesome as this is. not average. Doesn't belong on this site. but sick story man.

[ - ] lizbombGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

omg! okay so I fully just made an account to say this, but that actually happened to me today! no lie omg haha that's so weird I wish I had taped it because it was amazing :)

[ - ] trevormaloneGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

ooh i always thought this site was supposed 2 be ironic saying that these things are average.. hahaaa lmao

[ - ] FelixCulpaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

Hmm... considering I'm a physics student, it very well could be done...

[ - ] Crome267Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 6 months ago

Im sure if that toast could talk, it would've probably said "Hold up bitch, im not finished" as it went flying in to the other side. http://ihatejade.com/?id=jcwjowgt2rhw6mh97uux9j17zx2gdq

[ - ] JayesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

This happened to me once with a bagel. I was able to toast the other side without ever having to touch it!

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