MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my boss called me while I was at work. No, she didn't remind me about the long list of items that needed to be cleaned; but she wanted to let me know that there was juice in the fridge if I got thirsty. I'm glad she has her priorities straight. MLIA

#2476318 Comments: 63 Votes: average 944meh 51Share

[ - ] The_DocGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 7 months ago

She actually wanted to fire you, but she was getting fucked by your dad and just couldn't get it out.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm guessing you're a housekeeper.

[ - ] Team_Player123Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Sweet job. You don't have to work and you get free orange juice!!!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I can use semi-colons; as well.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

incorrectly*

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

It sounds like you're a maid. Make me a sammich, bitch.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

There should be more people like her in the world. Gosh, I wish I could be that helpful.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

aw thats sweet

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YLIJanitor.

[ - ] delishcurlyfriezGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

Psh shes cool IF that juice is ORANGE juice.

[ - ] onetoughchocolatechipcookieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Maybeh she was just behing friendleh? Sigh

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Do you have a speech impediment?

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

i know rigth?Frown

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

What is behing friendleh?

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

geh teh fehck aweh behtch.

[ - ] Team_Player123Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

Ilove how someone says something differently or spells something wrong and then they get a bunch of bitter comments saying the same thing...

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

That's all she could say in Spanish.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

MLIAddictedToFB

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

fall out boy ew their emo

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

FB= Facebook

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

Fall Out Boy=FOB

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

No more lemon Pledge.

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Noooooo...noooo nooo lemon pledge...nooo

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door and then....

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

...and then wut u didnt finish?

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

It's a quote from a song. You're supposed to finish it.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

i only listen to justin beiber and hannah montana their my faves

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

....... Ummmm, what?

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Knock three times and blow him to smithereens.

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I love the She Wants Revenge cover.

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I like the korn one. I haven't heard the she wants revenge one. -goes to YouTube-

[ - ] zombie_pedo_with_a_chainsawGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

It wasn't apple juice. ; )

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE IT.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

The babies?

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

If that's your thing, go ahead.

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

In Soviet Russia, babies shake YOU!

[ - ] SHAKE_THE_BABIESGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<78

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Feel good.

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

Fyrst to comment

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

What do you guys think about the upcoming show 'Planet Sheen'?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

I haven't even heard of that yet. MLILivingInAustraliaWhichIsBehindInStuff.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

MLILivingInNZWhichIsFurtherBehindThenAustralia.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

How is everyone tonight?

[ - ] VoterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

super dooper

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

omg im good how r u?

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I am doing alright.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Pretty good. And yourself?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Happy and counting down to the weekend.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Me too.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I live for the weekends.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm heading up to San Fransisco to visit my girl. :)

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Still a little sick and studying.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Awe sorry, hope you feel better *hugs*

[ - ] zombie_pedo_with_a_chainsawGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Eh, I can't be bothered right now. BYE!

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Umm... Yeah.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yeah...Umm.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Haey... Mmu..

[ - ] FailmonsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

...umm yeah

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

New Post.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

My boss once called me to tell me to have a good day, since she wasn't coming in that day. I thought that was really nice.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Herro. :3

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