MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM.

[ - ] SHAKE_THE_BABIESGood: 15Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

MILKSHAKETHEBABIES!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

THAT'LL BRING EVEN MORE BOYS TO THE YARD!

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'MMA CHARGE!

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

CAUSE THEY WON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT BABIES.

[ - ] papayasoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

DAMN RIGHT! ITS BETTAH THAN YOURS!

[ - ] onetoughchocolatechipcookieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Shakethebabies!!! Yay

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Then there was a tornado and it swept you away into the great beyond.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

What are you, five?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

No, silly, five year olds can't drive.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yet OPs can?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

If they're 16...

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

OP clearly is not five but it has the mind of a five year old.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

That's what I'm getting at here.

[ - ] zombie_pedo_with_a_chainsawGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Unfortunately, no.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

Fatass.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

Aunt Kim?

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

No, Aunt Tessie.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

LOL, she makes whales look anorexic.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

LMAO.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

I'mma show her dis. HAI AUNT TESSIE <3

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

You'll have to show her the other post where she's mentioned.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

O.O

[ - ] PinkSpidersGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

EFF YOU.

[ - ] FrenchyToastEaterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Where did all of these new posts come from?

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

The asses of OPs everywhere.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Disresharted.

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

What the fuck?

[ - ] FrenchyToastEaterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

That's what I was thinking.

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*a hooker

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

WOO!

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

ur fat

[ - ] _____The_OP_____Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

lol thats funny

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

This post leaves me with too many unanswered questions. Did you get sprinkles? Where exactly did the fat go? Do you look like Carnie Wilson before her gastric bypass surgery? Did you crash the car? Did you shake the babies?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

The answer is Jesus.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You're my savior. Thanks for helping me.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I'm very profound.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

How profound.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Is Pretzel really Abnormal? Is TMPM really a tampom? Is the OP really five?

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

TAMPON*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A "TAMPOM" IS. FUCK YOU PRETZEL. OH HEY IT'S DINNER TIME.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

^ I LOVE YOU, TAMPON. I MEAN, TMPM.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

LMFAO. OMG, TPM(s), I took something for your symptoms today.

[ - ] BevTGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Haha I'll answer some, I got toffee flavored low fat ice cream without sprinkles. I'm actually only 108 lbs. I just haven't had time to get ice cream for a while.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

...................................are you OP?..........................................

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I CHECKED AND YEAH.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE THE OP.

[ - ] zombie_pedo_with_a_chainsawGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

WHOAH! OPs never comment!

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

FATASS.

[ - ] zombie_pedo_with_a_chainsawGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Did you die?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Eshays brah.

[ - ] zombie_pedo_with_a_chainsawGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

*stabs*

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Why would you stab him when you have a chainsaw? I don't condone stabbing llama, but I am not following your logic.

[ - ] zombie_pedo_with_a_chainsawGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Stabbing people with a chainsaw is fun.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Seems like a rational fear. I'm not driving yet, but I'm scared of driving in the drak rain.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yeah. I know when I rode with my friend, she was scared of just the rain. Mainly cause she knew my dad hated me riding with her and would flip if I got hurt but...whatever.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You were visiting your mom on corner?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Like mother, like daughter.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

No one would pay that disgusting thing for sex.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Who loves me?

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I DO! <33333333

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

:D <33333333333333333

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Who loves me?

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<3

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

<33333333333333

[ - ] zombie_pedo_with_a_chainsawGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Why didn't you just walk? Fatty, at least you would've burned off some of your fat. I hope you have a heart attack.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

The ice cream might have melted on the walk back.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Das not nice.

[ - ] zombie_pedo_with_a_chainsawGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Yeah, I thought it seemed a bit harsh afterwards.

[ - ] BevTGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

My goodness people, I'm freaking 108 lbs... ya'll are just jealous :P

[ - ] zombie_pedo_with_a_chainsawGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

No.

[ - ] lasertacohawkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

We don't take kindly to your type around here!

[ - ] ImmaDinosawrRAWRGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

ya i cant stand it when ppl get mad over when your skinny and they arent cas i weigh 98 and get that all the time from people

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

New Post.

[ - ] FrenchyToastEaterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

New post!

[ - ] ImmaDinosawrRAWRGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

what kind of icecream?

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