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Today, I asked for dollar bills in exchange for my 5 dollar bill. The cashier asked me if I wanted 1's. Do I have any other dollar bill choices? MLIA.
#2470773 Comments: 66 Votes: average 803meh 58Share 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Two dollar bills.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
LOLLOGIC
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
I have two dollar bills.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I always ask for two dollar bills when I cash my checks. It's kind of my gimmick with my friends.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yeah, it's called a small dick. *instant rimfuckingshot*
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
):
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I don't get it.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
The dick is only 1 inch long.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yeah, I still don't get it. *dies*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*wishes he was dead*
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
:O
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
:D
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
You need to feel better. I'll come to Australia to fix this if you don't feel better soon.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I hope I feel better.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Me too. <3
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
What's wrong? D:
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yes, two dollar bills, and dollar coins. You also could have nickels, dimes or quarters, which are also called bills in some countries, such as my own.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Two dollar bills or maybe some coins, dumbfuck.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Nevermind the coins...I should probably learn to read or just stop talking.
 
[ - ]  YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'm going to sleep. No one kill themselves, or I'mma be pissed. Night.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Fuck. Goodnight then.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I already died up there.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Suicie is forever. That's why you buy from (Dr.) K.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
*Suicide
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Goodnight. <3
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Wow, life is really screwed up.
 
[ - ]  FreeBitchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
HUFFLEPUFF!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
The fucking fuck cunts?
 
[ - ]  FreeBitchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Say What?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
The
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
fucking
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
fuck
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
fuck
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
fuck
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
FUCK.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
FUCK.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago
cunts
 
[ - ]  FreeBitchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
ok
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
?
 
[ - ]  FreeBitchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
!
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
No, the finders.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
No, it's HairPuffer. Get it right, gosh.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
We should play a game.
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
OHFUCKILOSTIT.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Let us play... find the cabbage. Or Never have I ever. Either one.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
We could play Never Have I ever.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Never have I ever found the cabbage.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Strip poker?
 
[ - ]  FreeBitchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Strip MLIA? If it isn't average you strip.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
We're all already stripped. -averages-
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
PUH-PUH-PUH-POKERFACE PUH-PUH-POKERFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
 
[ - ]  FreeBitchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I love me some GaGa <3
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I'd love me some Gaga tickets, too bad they're EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS FOR FOUR TICKETS
 
[ - ]  FreeBitchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
IM GOING ON 2ND NOVEMBER! HEHEHE <3
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Muh maw muh muh MAMA!
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I LOVE LADY GAGA
 
[ - ]  FreeBitchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
LADY GAGA IS LIKE A SEXY JESUS!
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
I LOVE HER TOO BUT I CAN'T GO TO HER MF'ING CONCERT.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
But you wouldn't know if anyone stripped.
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Yes, you have so many choices in life. JUST SAY NO
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
New post.
 
[ - ]  SgtPepper111Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Two $2 bills and one $1.
 
[ - ]  groucho9Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago
Quarters?
 

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