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Today I went to my school's office to run an errand for a teacher. While there, I caught a glimpse of the teacher's lounge. There was a sign taped to the coffee maker that read "If you finish the Joe, make so mo." I wish the student handbook was like that. MLIA.
#2437961 Comments: 30 Votes: average 682meh 23Share 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Yeah, Joe, make some mo, yo. I'm Bo, yo. Flow so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear. Al Gore would go insane.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
HEY JOE, HOW DO YOU KEEP THE PRICES SO LOW?
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I SO DON'T KNOW, YO.
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
COOL STORY, BRO.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
THANKS I TRIED REALLY HARD ON IT
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
YEAH, IT SHOWS.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
That's disturbing, Bo.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Shut yo mouth, yo.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Try me, ho.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Tinkie Winkie, Dipsy, Lala, PO.
 
[ - ]  dothepepperminttwistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I read all this in a ghetto accent.
 
[ - ]  dothepepperminttwistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I read all this in a ghetto accent.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Rape mo' things.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Rape mo' hoes with yo hose, yo.
 
[ - ]  Faster_Than_Light_SpaceshipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Coffee! O.O
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I like coffee!
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
COFFEE! :D
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
GROSS.
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago
Tea > Coffee.
 
[ - ]  Faster_Than_Light_SpaceshipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
No.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Beer > Every other drink
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Piss > Everything. MLIBearGrylls
 
[ - ]  Tim_LtdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
A glimpse of the teachers lounge?!?!?! NO WAI ... But anyway, high school isn't really that important.
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Today in English we were discussing the different levels of comedy, and my teacher was stressing how "low comedy" isn't good quality, because crude things like flushing toilets aren't humorous. But then I started giggling because she was also talking about gas and I find flatulation hilarious. /end irrelevant comment.
 
[ - ]  Tim_LtdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Hows ya newbie doing?
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I don't know. D: SINCE YA'LL ABANDONED HER!
 
[ - ]  Tim_LtdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I left her tied up and went to investigate other things, not my fault.
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
D:
 
[ - ]  Tim_LtdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
*marks territory*
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
You were stalking the teachers? That's just nice.
 

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