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The other day in class, we had to go into groups and pretend we were on a deserted island, we had to decide what we would do in the first hour. All of the other groups said they would, find water or find food. My group decided that we would train sharks to do things for us. MLIA
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[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Have fun getting eaten by Jaws, children.
 
[ - ]  OctopusSurpriseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*Hums Jaws theme music*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
I'd probably just masturbate.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
"The other day in class, we had to go into groups and pretend we were on a dessert island, and we had to decide what we would do in the first hour. We collectively decided on getting Diabetes. MLIA"
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 4Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
I'd bitch slap that shark.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Were you going to fuck the shark too?
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Your group got eaten by sharks.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I think I put, the wrong foot, forward, I apologize. If I could shake the hand, of time I'd spin, counter-clockwise. I feel the need, my case to plead. I'm a pretty awesome guy. Given time, you'll love me, when you open up your eyes.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Cool story, bro.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
That is all, MLIA commenters.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
What?
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Read the dang comment.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Please.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Never mind. *runs away embarrassed out of my fucking mind*
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*catches* *takes apology* thanks.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*comes back* Ok, I'll just be strait with this one. I don't know what the fuck a "commenter" is, as I don't speak English that well. I would use a translator, but I am on my iPod.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You don't speak English? Where do you live? What language do you speak?
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I live in America but I speak Greek and French. I grew up in Greece but then moved to Canada for a wile then to MA.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ok then. One moment. :3<7;F;B;9:C<3<4;5
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
That failed.... it was supposed to be greek letters.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
A commenter is one who Commentaire.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*grins* I tried that once too, but it doesn't work. It doesn't work for French accents too.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Je commente en ce moment. I am a "commenter."
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ya, I looked it up using a dictionary, (I can't believe I still have one of those) And found it.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Those two weren't translations. I was just saying two things in two languages. sorry if that confuzzled.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
o_0
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
0_o
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I think you put too many commas in that comment.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
The commas are where you pause.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Why would you need to pause? It just makes shit weird to read.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's a song.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Okay.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
So you aren't raping them?
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
No....
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh, well then!
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Grammatically and based on the standard way of speaking the English language, there should not be commas nor pauses in most of the places that you put them.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's a SONG.
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
What's your POINT?
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Read it. It's an apology thingy. ish.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ooooh, it's a SONG. That is important to know. If that is the case, you didn't use enough commas. GTFO.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OHHHHH! I get it now! A commenter is a song!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
There's no point in making apologies, just stop being a fucking idiot.
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
... I can't be bothered with you anymore. *moves away in some creative form of walking*
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Wait, I could be wrong...
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Sure sure llama. athena... that's not what it means.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Damn it! Ugh I'll fucking look it up...
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
...oh god damn it I feel stupid.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
...kay.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I think I put, the wrong foot, forward, I apologize. If I could shake the hand, of time I'd spin, counter-clockwise. I feel the need, my case to plead. I'm a pretty awesome guy. Given time, you'll love me, when you open up your eyes.
 
[ - ]  OctopusSurpriseGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
What kind of things OP? Sexual things? You whore.
 
[ - ]  thegoshdarnrobinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
My group decided that we would train sharks to do things for us. And with us. And to us. MLISexuallyDeviant
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Sure, would that be before or after they ate you?
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
RILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hey Daniel! How are ya?
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm doing pretty good. Done with school for the day. (not really, but I'm not doing anymore) How are you?
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm good. Probably going to hit the hay in a bit!
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You live in a barn?? Cool!
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*throws onto the bed*
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Whoa there, night rider.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*cockblocks*
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hey Jake! *falls onto bed* I don't want to sleep yet!!
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I am not sure why I said night rider. It just felt so right.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
We aren't going to sleep woman.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh... Well, okay then ;) How are ya?
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm good just chilling watching transformers!
 
[ - ]  kellingbeeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ohoho he called you woman. I bet he beats you, too.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hah. I haven't seen Transformers in a while. And, Kell, no, no beating here.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I don't mean it in a bad wayyy...
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I know you don't!
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
But where were we?
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Um... on the bed?
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Stole my convo...
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Aw! No, I don't live in a barn lol.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh good. I was worried there for a moment. *looks at time* I gotta go get ready to "hit the hay."
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hah, okay you have a great night! <3
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Did you guys watch the video? Hm?
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
We did.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Doubt it, haha.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Who's this "we" you talk about?
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Me and llama. We watched it.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Oh. Ok then.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Yesh, she can sing really well. She might even be better than me!
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I doubt that.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
No one's better than you.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
D'aawww, I don't know, she was a pretty good singer.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Equal. :D
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Hi! Bye!
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
GTFO
 
[ - ]  dancerchikk13Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Unnecessary, comma is, unnecessary.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
BYE PEOPLE! I'm going to bed...holy shit it's almost midnight!
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Good night!! Sleep tight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! <3
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Good night!!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
New post.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Night, y'all!
 
[ - ]  Lifeisgood013Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hello
 

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