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Today, my girlfriend and I had a completely serious discussion about what to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse, including promises from each of us to shoot the other if they become infected. I think I'm in love. MLIA
#2422082 Comments: 124 Votes: average 918meh 56Share 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Lolnecrophilia
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
I don't think I am, I KNOW. I win, OP.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I know I am too.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
:D Awwwwww.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Not with you, silly. With my Moose.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Moose = Fishy?
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yes. Moose = Fishy.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
D'AW. You two are cute.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
>_>
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Don't give me that look.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Have you guys kissed yet? Huh? Have you? Hm?
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
None of your business.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Is so.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Is not.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Is SO. O.O
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
NO! >:U
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
YES! >:|
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Never.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Plz
 
[ - ]  WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
...What?
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
No.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
FINE I'LL JUST ASK HER YOU BIG MEANIE.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
She's gone to bed, so good luck.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Wake her up.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Can't.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ugh. Why can't I know? D:<
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Because I feel like being a dick.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's working.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I could tell.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Mhmm.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I know! That's what I was awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-ing about.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Just making sure.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
But fo' reals. It's cute. :D
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
AAWWWW.
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*explodes*
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*fixes foot*
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ohes yays.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Why were you exploding? That's dangerous. THAT GIRL IS SO DANGEROUS. SHE'S A BAAAAAAAAAD GIRL. I'VE SEEN HER TYPE BEFORE.
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Because it's just so perfect.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
:D :D :D <3 <3 <3
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
:D :D :D <3 <3 <3
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
:D :D :D <3 <3 <3
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yep. Because that's totally love.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
In that case I must love you too. I also want to shoot you.
 
[ - ]  llamamallGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You have problems.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
No, you're just high.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hell, if I'm a zombie I'm going to embrace it. Look out, or I'll eat all your brains.
 
[ - ]  randomize98Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
awwwww I guess
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Get on a boat in the middle of a lake or river. Problem solved.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
What about zombie sharks?
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Well, if you're going to die, you might as well die in the most bad ass way possible, I guess.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
A zombie shark eating your brains is pretty bad ass. They should make a movie out of it. Couldn't be dumber than Cowboys & Aliens.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah, nothing says true love like talks about shooting one another.
 
[ - ]  AndTheySangGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I want a boyfriend like that!
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 10Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
One that will shoot you. Okay, hold on I'll contact the prison. I'm sure there are plenty of willing young gentlemen.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'll just offer up the guys from Detroit.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
As an extra little something they'll also rape you. Good ol' Detroit boys.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Sounds like a real blast, eh? I love it.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Sweet. Lets hook her up!
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'll find one who recently escaped prison!
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Make sure he's been on the inside for a while so he's sure to be tired of sexing guys!
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
I found one who just escaped after being convicted of murder and given four life sentences!
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Perfect! Now should we equip him with an uzi, a sniper rifle, or a pistol? Choices, choices...
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
How about all three? And a dirty AIDS needle.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
YES! You are a genius!
 
[ - ]  Zombie_OPGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Not for long.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
If I die and go to hell real soon, it will appear to me as this room.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hell? You're coming to Michigan?
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Maybe.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
D: I didn't know my presence had such a negative affect on you.
 
[ - ]  randomize98Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
What if one of the Zombies kills one of you first.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Hey guys. Are we ending questions with periods now. This is now grammatically correct, right.
 
[ - ]  RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*comments*
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*replies*
 
[ - ]  RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*was too lazy to click someone else's name and type her name in place of theirs to see how old she was*
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
10 months 2 weeks.
 
[ - ]  RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I know I just clicked it after I commented. :P
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH OKAy
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
STAND UP y
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Y
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Thank you.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Heh. It looks like a person with no legs or head.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Or a headless, armless person standing on their head that isn't there.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah, that too. :o
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*informs Cowie that she could just press "My Account" to see that informations*
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*scratches out s*
 
[ - ]  RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You know what? *gets out lemonade* >:D
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Uhm...That's... Intimidating?
 
[ - ]  RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
We have lemonade with pretzels down here. o:
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I want lemonade.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Ew. Normal things.
 
[ - ]  RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I had some lemonade today, but no pretzels. D:
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*commences commenting*
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*regurgitates*
 
[ - ]  RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*types*
 
[ - ]  AuntClaireGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*comments*
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*noms burger*
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
I am a banana.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
To keep me up another restless night, another restless night...
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I like I can Barely Breathe more.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah, they're both good.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I just like the line "Cuz if seeing is believing, then believe that we have lost our eyes."
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I like the lyrics for pretty much all their songs.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah, they are pretty good lyrics. I wonder when they are putting new stuff out. I haven't kept up with it.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I just recently started listening to them, so I wouldn't know much.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm a little more into the soft feel of Hot One.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Yeah, it's pretty relaxing actually.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
No Air.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Umm. No?
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Meh.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Meh.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Little too literal there, champ.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Sorry, couldn't resist.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
RAWR!
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'll believe you when you make Mysterious_Dinosaur.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
The people at school are real classholes.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Heh. I should stop using Family Guy's material.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
SHUT UP, MEG.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
This here be the sea cow.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
They're like high school dropouts, no class.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Parental controls are fail.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
New post.
 

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