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Today, my girlfriend and I had a completely serious discussion about what to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse, including promises from each of us to shoot the other if they become infected. I think I'm in love. MLIA
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FaitAccompli
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1 year, 3 months ago
Lolnecrophilia
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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1 year, 3 months ago
I don't think I am, I KNOW. I win, OP.
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
I know I am too.
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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1 year, 3 months ago
:D Awwwwww.
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
Not with you, silly. With my Moose.
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
Moose = Fishy?
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
Yes. Moose = Fishy.
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
D'AW. You two are cute.
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
>_>
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
Don't give me that look.
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
Have you guys kissed yet? Huh? Have you? Hm?
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
None of your business.
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
Is so.
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
Is not.
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
Is SO. O.O
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
NO! >:U
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
YES! >:|
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
Never.
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
Plz
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WellTHATwasAwkward
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1 year, 3 months ago
...What?
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
No.
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
FINE I'LL JUST ASK HER YOU BIG MEANIE.
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
She's gone to bed, so good luck.
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
Wake her up.
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
Can't.
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
Ugh. Why can't I know? D:<
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
Because I feel like being a dick.
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
It's working.
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
I could tell.
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
Mhmm.
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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1 year, 3 months ago
I know! That's what I was awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-ing about.
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Gorteh
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1 year, 3 months ago
Just making sure.
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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1 year, 3 months ago
But fo' reals. It's cute. :D
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
AAWWWW.
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1 year, 3 months ago
*explodes*
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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1 year, 3 months ago
*fixes foot*
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HairPuffer
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1 year, 3 months ago
Ohes yays.
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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1 year, 3 months ago
Why were you exploding? That's dangerous. THAT GIRL IS SO DANGEROUS. SHE'S A BAAAAAAAAAD GIRL. I'VE SEEN HER TYPE BEFORE.
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HairPuffer
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1 year, 3 months ago
Because it's just so perfect.
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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HairPuffer
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:D :D :D <3 <3 <3
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HairPuffer
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:D :D :D <3 <3 <3
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HairPuffer
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:D :D :D <3 <3 <3
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Cookiemonster978
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1 year, 3 months ago
Yep. Because that's totally love.
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prophet
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1 year, 3 months ago
In that case I must love you too. I also want to shoot you.
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llamamall
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You have problems.
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llamafish69
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No, you're just high.
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typer2131
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1 year, 3 months ago
Hell, if I'm a zombie I'm going to embrace it. Look out, or I'll eat all your brains.
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randomize98
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1 year, 3 months ago
awwwww I guess
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AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscore
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1 year, 3 months ago
Get on a boat in the middle of a lake or river. Problem solved.
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prophet
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1 year, 3 months ago
What about zombie sharks?
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AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscore
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Well, if you're going to die, you might as well die in the most bad ass way possible, I guess.
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prophet
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A zombie shark eating your brains is pretty bad ass. They should make a movie out of it. Couldn't be dumber than Cowboys & Aliens.
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AbnormalPretzel
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1 year, 3 months ago
Yeah, nothing says true love like talks about shooting one another.
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AndTheySang
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I want a boyfriend like that!
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prophet
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One that will shoot you. Okay, hold on I'll contact the prison. I'm sure there are plenty of willing young gentlemen.
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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I'll just offer up the guys from Detroit.
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prophet
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As an extra little something they'll also rape you. Good ol' Detroit boys.
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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Sounds like a real blast, eh? I love it.
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prophet
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Sweet. Lets hook her up!
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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I'll find one who recently escaped prison!
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prophet
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Make sure he's been on the inside for a while so he's sure to be tired of sexing guys!
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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I found one who just escaped after being convicted of murder and given four life sentences!
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prophet
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1 year, 3 months ago
Perfect! Now should we equip him with an uzi, a sniper rifle, or a pistol? Choices, choices...
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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1 year, 3 months ago
How about all three? And a dirty AIDS needle.
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prophet
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YES! You are a genius!
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Zombie_OP
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Not for long.
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MindlessRipOff
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If I die and go to hell real soon, it will appear to me as this room.
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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Hell? You're coming to Michigan?
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MindlessRipOff
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Maybe.
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typer2131
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D: I didn't know my presence had such a negative affect on you.
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randomize98
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What if one of the Zombies kills one of you first.
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AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscore
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Hey guys. Are we ending questions with periods now. This is now grammatically correct, right.
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RegurgitatingCow
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*comments*
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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*replies*
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RegurgitatingCow
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*was too lazy to click someone else's name and type her name in place of theirs to see how old she was*
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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1 year, 3 months ago
10 months 2 weeks.
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RegurgitatingCow
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I know I just clicked it after I commented. :P
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOH OKAy
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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STAND UP y
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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Y
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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Thank you.
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FaitAccompli
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Heh. It looks like a person with no legs or head.
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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Or a headless, armless person standing on their head that isn't there.
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FaitAccompli
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Yeah, that too. :o
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AbnormalPretzel
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*informs Cowie that she could just press "My Account" to see that informations*
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AbnormalPretzel
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*scratches out s*
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RegurgitatingCow
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You know what? *gets out lemonade* >:D
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AbnormalPretzel
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Uhm...That's... Intimidating?
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RegurgitatingCow
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We have lemonade with pretzels down here. o:
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prophet
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I want lemonade.
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AbnormalPretzel
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Ew. Normal things.
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RegurgitatingCow
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I had some lemonade today, but no pretzels. D:
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FaitAccompli
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*commences commenting*
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typer2131
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*regurgitates*
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*types*
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*comments*
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*noms burger*
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Mysterious_Ninja
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I am a banana.
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FaitAccompli
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1 year, 3 months ago
To keep me up another restless night, another restless night...
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prophet
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1 year, 3 months ago
I like I can Barely Breathe more.
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FaitAccompli
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Yeah, they're both good.
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prophet
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I just like the line "Cuz if seeing is believing, then believe that we have lost our eyes."
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FaitAccompli
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I like the lyrics for pretty much all their songs.
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prophet
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Yeah, they are pretty good lyrics. I wonder when they are putting new stuff out. I haven't kept up with it.
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FaitAccompli
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I just recently started listening to them, so I wouldn't know much.
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FaitAccompli
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I'm a little more into the soft feel of Hot One.
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prophet
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Yeah, it's pretty relaxing actually.
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Mentally_Insane
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No Air.
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prophet
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Umm. No?
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Mentally_Insane
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Meh.
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Mentally_Insane
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Meh.
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FaitAccompli
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Little too literal there, champ.
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Mentally_Insane
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Sorry, couldn't resist.
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RAWR!
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I'll believe you when you make Mysterious_Dinosaur.
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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The people at school are real classholes.
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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Heh. I should stop using Family Guy's material.
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Bob_the_Fucking_Builder
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SHUT UP, MEG.
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Cookiemonster978
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This here be the sea cow.
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FaitAccompli
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They're like high school dropouts, no class.
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Mysterious_Ninja
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Parental controls are fail.
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