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Today, while eating lunch at Chipotle, I saw a woman walk out eating a burrito with both hands. She suddenly stopped and had a look of terror on her face and ran back inside. She walked outside again a minute later, but this time she had a baby stroller with her. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who loves Chipotle that much. MLIA.

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[ - ] AnnaLovesYouGood: 18Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

LMFAO. Poor kid. D:

[ - ] theGumLordGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Wow, talk about good parenting.

[ - ] AntiNinjaMovementGood: 62Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

Burritos > Babies.

[ - ] rettxmorgueGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I agree ANM, I agree.

[ - ] Frappucino517Good: 35Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I don't know... babies are quite delicious.

[ - ] rettxmorgueGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

So are frappucinos. haha

[ - ] AverageJuiceGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

i also agree ANM.

[ - ] AntiNinjaMovementGood: 18Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

You may be right, Frappucino517, but babies are too big to be consumed in one sitting, and besides, they're truly revolting when partnered with beans and salsa.

[ - ] lilmissfixit2563Good: 9Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

my goodness, we're talking about eating babies?

[ - ] princessrissy94Good: 8Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

yummmmmm....babies

[ - ] AntiNinjaMovementGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

PRINCESSRISSY94?! IS IT REALLY YOU?! I haven't talked to you in a bakrillion years.

[ - ] AverageVegGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

Meat burritos FTL! Go veg!

[ - ] princessrissy94Good: 8Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

haha yeah! i know its been like.......FOREVER! why were you badded for that? jeezel

[ - ] AntiNinjaMovementGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I was badded? Oh well, it's fixed now. And if it happens again, it's all right. Because my enthusiasm upon seeing the comments of a dear comrade cannot be dampered. Holy flying whaleknickers, I was only gone for three days, but I missed out on so many awesome threads and conversations. Sheesh!

[ - ] princessrissy94Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

i know! i missed you! none of my friends have been on :(

[ - ] asdfjklxoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

hahahah this is funnny idk why everyone badddded this.

[ - ] DerkekGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

lisp to the frappucino person. at starbucks...mmm 'kay following along? mmm 'kay anyway at starbuck you should order a caramel frappucino w/ extra caramel and ask for a little spinklage of coffee grounds on it. It's like a massive orgasm to ones mouth. /lisp

[ - ] JeniusGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I've done that...new habits come hard

[ - ] AdministrationGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Sad, parents forgetting kids. Is it really so good you forget your child?

[ - ] aceeGood: 14Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Yea, Chiptole is that amazing.

[ - ] cindyisaverageGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Lol, great parenting.

[ - ] theGumLordGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

*cough

[ - ] inksiGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

That could have ended badly. >o

[ - ] DerkekGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Yeah! She could have left her massive orgasmic burrito behind!

[ - ] mito-kunGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I was forgotten a couple of times when I was a kid. XD The reason was never as good as Chipotle, though. :o

[ - ] neonpurpledinosaurGood: 21Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Hey, the OP never said there was a baby in the stroller. Maybe it was full of more burritos!

[ - ] blewis9Good: 12Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Haha. Two words. Chipotle Away. Google it.

[ - ] HockeyChikGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

South Park FTW.

[ - ] 420geekinGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

except its one word. haha. "I don't understand how you can eat something that makes you shit blood!" "Kyle, have you ever TRIED chipotle?!"

[ - ] ilikemusicGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Yes, it helped remove the blood stains on my underwear...

[ - ] kirklazarusGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

*high pitched voice* that's ignorance!

[ - ] SpagnetiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

You beat me. That episode freaked me out because i had watched like 2 scary movies that day though, and it was at 10 PM.

[ - ] sammiebroflovskiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I was SO hoping there would be a south park comment on this

[ - ] WolfxKissesx54Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Lol. me too. I'm happy I get to live near there.

[ - ] lilmissfixit2563Good: 0Bad: 152 years, 7 months ago

[ - ] princessrissy94Good: 0Bad: 52 years, 7 months ago

how are you?

[ - ] ixneedxaxlifeGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

hope she uses chipotleaway! But wow.....good thing she remembered.

[ - ] omgitsAmberGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

i love chipotle. yummmm :) i go everytime i go to santa barbara

[ - ] gracevanpeltGood: 0Bad: 62 years, 7 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story.php?id=1097495

[ - ] ardenellaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

CHIPOTLE beats parenting any day

[ - ] xxlakeloverxxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I don't know if I could live without Chipotle!!!

[ - ] averagegirl93Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

LMAO i was not expecting that...xD

[ - ] RandomsManifestGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

haha how do you forget your kid?

[ - ] deathbychocolateGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

hmmm eating babies...Johnathon Swift fans, anyone?

[ - ] DwightSchruteGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Chipotle is from the heavens. I get a burrito bowl (or "bol" as they call it), no beans, chicken, mild salsa, two scoops of corn salsa, two scoops of sour cream, cheese, and guacamole. What do you guys get?

[ - ] BatmanifestdestinyGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Mexican food is so much more important than good parenting! I'd take Guacamole over baby crap any day.

[ - ] manda777Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

hahaha... I eat chipotle so much that the people there all recognize me:)

[ - ] asdfjklxoGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

CHIPOTLE=LIFE.LOVE.HAPPINESS.

[ - ] asdfjklxoGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

CHIPOTLE=LIFE.LOVE.HAPPINESS. oh hayyyy heaven on earth whaddddup !

[ - ] TaterTot13Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Chopotle's definately my favorite restaurant. It wins.

[ - ] GobeGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I love Chipotle, but I have having to try cleaning all the blood stains from my underwear, and I can't afford to buy new underwear all the time.

[ - ] yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

these comments make me sad people who love chipotle don't know what the real thing tastes like; you might as well say taco bell is the most authentic mexican food EVAR

[ - ] dance4evrsGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I have eaten real mexican food, and I still love chipotle, thank you.

[ - ] dance4evrsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I had to sign in just to comment on this. I love Chipotle! It is the best resturaunt ever! (This comming from a person who has eaten authentic Mexican food, In Mexico!) It is as good as the real thing!

[ - ] lettersofanotherGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Every parent that I know has left their kid somewhere on accident at least once, it's scary for all at that moment but later they think it's hilarious.

[ - ] wobbuffettGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

This MLIA had me laughing out loud, hard.

[ - ] zombriGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

this.is.amazinggg XDD

[ - ] eplkewellGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

Qdoba is so much better.

[ - ] IambowenjonesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who's parents have left/forgotten them as a child.

[ - ] earthquakedrillGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

I'm surprised they haven't used that for a commercial. If you suggest it to them, maybe you can get a cut of the profit or a free burrito.

[ - ] mynameisbobbGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

If you're like other Americans, you love to eat Chipotle, but you hate all those terrible blood stains in your underwear... Well now there's a product that can even clean even blood stains caused by Chipotle right off your underwear. Chipotlaway. Just one Chipotle burrito can leave up to a quarter cup of underwear blood. But Chipotlaway makes your underwear clean and ready for more. Stop buying new underwear every time you eat Chipotle. That can cost you thousands... Imagine having underwear so clean you could practically eat off of it. Now you can eat all the Chipotle you want, and still have sparkling underwear. South Park

[ - ] KleBrovloskiLoveGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

When I read this, a Billy Mays voice was screaming this at me in my heas. :)

[ - ] tombombadilpwnsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

John Noe anyone?

[ - ] DerkekGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

no...e...

[ - ] bigbeaunerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

Dobeeeeeeee is better

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