Today, while eating lunch at Chipotle, I saw a woman walk out eating a burrito with both hands. She suddenly stopped and had a look of terror on her face and ran back inside. She walked outside again a minute later, but this time she had a baby stroller with her. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who loves Chipotle that much. MLIA.
LMFAO. Poor kid. D:
Wow, talk about good parenting.
Burritos > Babies.
I agree ANM, I agree.
I don't know... babies are quite delicious.
So are frappucinos. haha
i also agree ANM.
You may be right, Frappucino517, but babies are too big to be consumed in one sitting, and besides, they're truly revolting when partnered with beans and salsa.
my goodness, we're talking about eating babies?
yummmmmm....babies
PRINCESSRISSY94?! IS IT REALLY YOU?!
I haven't talked to you in a bakrillion years.
Meat burritos FTL! Go veg!
haha yeah! i know its been like.......FOREVER!
why were you badded for that? jeezel
I was badded? Oh well, it's fixed now. And if it happens again, it's all right. Because my enthusiasm upon seeing the comments of a dear comrade cannot be dampered.
Holy flying whaleknickers, I was only gone for three days, but I missed out on so many awesome threads and conversations. Sheesh!
i know! i missed you! none of my friends have been on :(
hahahah this is funnny idk why everyone badddded this.
lisp
to the frappucino person. at starbucks...mmm 'kay following along? mmm 'kay anyway at starbuck you should order a caramel frappucino w/ extra caramel and ask for a little spinklage of coffee grounds on it. It's like a massive orgasm to ones mouth.
/lisp
I've done that...new habits come hard
Sad, parents forgetting kids. Is it really so good you forget your child?
Yea, Chiptole is that amazing.
Lol, great parenting.
*cough
That could have ended badly. >o
Yeah! She could have left her massive orgasmic burrito behind!
I was forgotten a couple of times when I was a kid. XD The reason was never as good as Chipotle, though. :o
Hey, the OP never said there was a baby in the stroller. Maybe it was full of more burritos!
Haha. Two words. Chipotle Away. Google it.
South Park FTW.
except its one word. haha.
"I don't understand how you can eat something that makes you shit blood!"
"Kyle, have you ever TRIED chipotle?!"
Yes, it helped remove the blood stains on my underwear...
*high pitched voice* that's ignorance!
You beat me.
That episode freaked me out because i had watched like 2 scary movies that day though, and it was at 10 PM.
I was SO hoping there would be a south park comment on this
Lol. me too. I'm happy I get to live near there.
hope she uses chipotleaway! But wow.....good thing she remembered.
i love chipotle. yummmm :) i go everytime i go to santa barbara
CHIPOTLE beats parenting any day
I don't know if I could live without Chipotle!!!
LMAO i was not expecting that...xD
haha how do you forget your kid?
hmmm eating babies...Johnathon Swift fans, anyone?
Chipotle is from the heavens.
I get a burrito bowl (or "bol" as they call it), no beans, chicken, mild salsa, two scoops of corn salsa, two scoops of sour cream, cheese, and guacamole.
What do you guys get?
Mexican food is so much more important than good parenting! I'd take Guacamole over baby crap any day.
hahaha... I eat chipotle so much that the people there all recognize me:)
CHIPOTLE=LIFE.LOVE.HAPPINESS.
CHIPOTLE=LIFE.LOVE.HAPPINESS.
oh hayyyy heaven on earth whaddddup !
Chopotle's definately my favorite restaurant. It wins.
I love Chipotle, but I have having to try cleaning all the blood stains from my underwear, and I can't afford to buy new underwear all the time.
these comments make me sad
people who love chipotle don't know what the real thing tastes like; you might as well say taco bell is the most authentic mexican food EVAR
I have eaten real mexican food, and I still love chipotle, thank you.
I had to sign in just to comment on this. I love Chipotle! It is the best resturaunt ever! (This comming from a person who has eaten authentic Mexican food, In Mexico!) It is as good as the real thing!
Every parent that I know has left their kid somewhere on accident at least once, it's scary for all at that moment but later they think it's hilarious.
This MLIA had me laughing out loud, hard.
this.is.amazinggg XDD
Qdoba is so much better.
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who's parents have left/forgotten them as a child.
I'm surprised they haven't used that for a commercial. If you suggest it to them, maybe you can get a cut of the profit or a free burrito.
If you're like other Americans, you love to eat Chipotle, but you hate all those terrible blood stains in your underwear... Well now there's a product that can even clean even blood stains caused by Chipotle right off your underwear. Chipotlaway. Just one Chipotle burrito can leave up to a quarter cup of underwear blood. But Chipotlaway makes your underwear clean and ready for more. Stop buying new underwear every time you eat Chipotle. That can cost you thousands... Imagine having underwear so clean you could practically eat off of it. Now you can eat all the Chipotle you want, and still have sparkling underwear.
South Park
When I read this, a Billy Mays voice was screaming this at me in my heas. :)
John Noe anyone?
no...e...
Dobeeeeeeee is better
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