MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

What the shit? Your mum is a dumb bitch.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

OMG HI.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

OMG HAI!

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

How is you?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I am tired. HOLY CRAP IT'S 12:30 AM. How is you?

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I am tired as well. But it's 10:30 AM where I'm at.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

That's a better time of day.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Yes it is.

[ - ] MarcusRPGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Holy shit. I submitted a story so fake, so cliche, that I thought people would think it's a joke. They didn't, dammit, and it got through. http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/2399378

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I can't believe that got through.

[ - ] MarcusRPGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Me neither. All you have to do is write a story about google, old people, harry potter, ninjas, your awesome parents, "that's what she said", walmart, little kids you babysit, your teachers, pillow forts, college, high fives, and "we have a date next friday", and you're in.

[ - ] pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*twitch*

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Don't get your hopes up, OP.

[ - ] vision90Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Lies, you're mom is not more idiotic than you.

[ - ] average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Your mom wishes she birthed Indiana Jones.

[ - ] pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I want to be a lawyer, then President. *kicks OP*

[ - ] average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

You have my vote.

[ - ] pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Cool.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I want to be a millionaire.

[ - ] average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

If I could vote for you to have a million dollars, you would have my vote.

[ - ] MarcusRPGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

So freaking bad.

[ - ] pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Don't we all? But at that point, inflation would take over, and it would take $100,000 to buy a loaf of bread.

[ - ] InvaderZimLuvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

That better be a pretty freaking good loaf of bread...

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

When I'm older I'm gonna make a profession out of hating my username.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Can i make a profession out of not hating you?

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*I

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Yes, you can.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Have there ever been any famous drafters?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Huhhhhh?

[ - ] InvaderZimLuvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Sorry, I'm clueless as to what that means.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*runs away crying*

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Sure, just look at NASCAR. Ba-dum-tish

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I feel like such a stalker. I just googled Mekzilla and The Love Guru and looked at some of the links.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I think it's funny how OP thinks it will graduate.

[ - ] InvaderZimLuvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

That's very true. I like your username, by the way :D

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Thank you.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Holy shit, I completely forgot I was listening to music.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

How sad is this? 35 comments in 20 minutes. STOP SLACKING GODDAMNIT.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

IT'S REALLY SLOW TODAY!

[ - ] average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

It's hard to concentrate so early in the morning.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I looked myself up on Urban Dictionary. Everyone was hatin' on me. *cries*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bob+the+fucking+builder

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Oh, God. I was looking here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bob+the+builder

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

They are poo poo faces.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

They are. I don't even know a Wendy. Meanies.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=llamafish69 This should make you feel better. I don't know how, but it will.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Haha, that did make me feel better. I wonder who wrote that. OH, and they forgot to include how sexy you are. How could they miss that?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/user/ABCDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZ/comments/ They wrote it, and I'm not sure how they could have possibly missed something like that.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Oh, got it. And yeah, it's hard to miss. It's like jumping out of a boat in the middle of the ocean, but missing the water.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

You aren't a pussy snapper.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

No, sir.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*looks up* "Bob_the_Fucking_Builder: A child molester that disguises himself as a friendly cartoon character. Unfortunately, those children don't truly know what his 'tools' are for." Egad, you're right.

[ - ] InvaderZimLuvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Oooh, that's cold.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Well then.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*throws end-of-summer pool party*

[ - ] average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Pool part baby, it was a cool party.. cool pool party la la la la

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*sings terribly* AAAHH LA LA LAAAA!!!! LAAHHH!!! AHHH!! LAAA!

[ - ] InvaderZimLuvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

LMAO *covers ears*

[ - ] average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*invites Aquabats to the pool party*

[ - ] InvaderZimLuvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

They were on Yo Gabba Gabba...I have sisters. Thats how I know.

[ - ] average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Seriously download Pool Party by The Aquabats.

[ - ] InvaderZimLuvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I already did. :D "Popcorn, hot dog buns, and hamburger patties All the food you need to feed the many hungry Millions of people want in to my party" *dances*

[ - ] average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Yay!.. Our pool party theme song?.. I THINK SO!

[ - ] InvaderZimLuvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*plugs IPod into stereo and turns it up full blast* POOL PARTY!!!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I could just jam these scissors into my arm and end it all.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*slowly takes scissors away* There now, Andy. No suicidal thoughts today. Do it on New Years of 2012.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*plays real life frogger* Stupid frog never goes where I tell it to.

[ - ] MarcusRPGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

http://flockdraw.com/MLIA

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

So I guess since the whole Apples to Apples trend died it's time for this fad to come back?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

This one never left, just people stopped spamming the links.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

If I start seeing TinyChat links people gonna get stabbed.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Nah, I doubt people will start spamming the main page again. You can already find the password when you google the page name.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

www.tinychat.com/mliacommenters <---for CaptainAndy

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*starts stabbing* Actually when I go there there is no one on.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

UGER BOOHERT.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I didn't know people even still went on it.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Mostly go to summatfun, that's why.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Well they can suck my respectable penis.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Hot.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Whoa, I might have a social life this weekend. D:

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

OMGNOWAI

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

WAI!

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

DASSOKEWL!!!1111one

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I KNOW!

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I'm getting married this weekend. D:

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

:O What?

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Just kidding, my uncle is.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Oh, well that makes sense.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

New post.

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