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Today at my job as a cashier, a lady customer was being really mean to me. When it came time to give her change, I gave her the ugliest-looking penny that I could find. MLIA.
#2376288 Comments: 203 Votes: average 2661meh 97Share 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 8 months ago
I hope you choke on it.
 
[ - ]  flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I don't think it mattered to her. A penny is a penny. But at least this somewhat average.
 
[ - ]  pozest-illusionGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I give the nice people the prettiest pennies that I can find. :D
 
[ - ]  flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
I don't think it mattered to her. A penny is a penny. But at least this somewhat average.
 
[ - ]  flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Twinniez!!!!
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
*penis
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Better than your job as a Mexican Sewer Diver.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
But that's how I got this awesome hat! And my pet goldfish. Who seems to have recently been struck by a bout of lethargy....
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*puts whiskey in fish's water*
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
[I think it's dead.]
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
[that's what you're supposed to do when it looks dead]
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
[Oh. FML.]
 
[ - ]  flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
omg11111!!! lol11 FAIL, OP. ...That is all.
 
[ - ]  mebustseanpGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 8 months ago
I VOTED NO TO THIS STORY!!
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I can't see why. It was wonderful.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Is that sarcasm? because I don't read posts unless they mention my country, or say "British accent." Or, use terrible stereotypes.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago
Yes. It was sarcasm.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Oh good, 'cause for a minute there I though you'd lost your mind.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
I voted no to... YOUR MOM. Yeah... *walks away*
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*giggles*
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago
I DON'T CARE BECAUSE YOUR VOTE MEANS FUCK ALL COMPARED TO THE AMOUNT OF IDIOTS THAT VOTED YES!!
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*hasn't read post*
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
No one cares what pennies look like.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
*penis
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I beg to differ. Some people get really freaked out about that. Not me, because I'm too young to worry about that, but there are some people out there...
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
o_o
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Slow morning huh?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
It just occurred to me that I haven't seen llama all morning.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I was just thinking that!
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I haven't seen him/her/it in days
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I didn't even notice.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 8 months ago
*throws up* RuneScape add! That game sucks more ass than Simmons from Red Vs. Blue. And he's the biggest ass sucker in the universe.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I kinda miss runescape...
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
I played it for 3 days, then I was all like "This is fucking boring, and everyones an asshole. Im just gonna stick to having a life."
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I think that was when I stopped having a life. I was nine when I started playing o_o
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I was 11 or 12 when I started playing.
 
[ - ]  flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I was 11. Did you guys kill the cultusrs or let them live?
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
And, you still don't have a life?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*checks the oven* Sorry I thought I smelled something burning.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Bandbum003 twas my name.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Pumpkin201 ^_^
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I get on once every few weeks just to make sure it's still there.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
I haven't been on since Easter. I wanted to get the special prize thingymabob, but I got halfway through the quest and almost died of boredom.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Everything on there is boring. The onyl fun thing I've ever encountered on Runescape was the Tourist Trap quest.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Half my time was spent running from Falador to Varrock and Lumbridge, then back... -_-
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Can't remember my name. That was like 2 years ago.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
I keep saying really funny things and people keep ignoring me. I think I might slit my wrists.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Don't make jokes like that. I still have fucking scars from that shit.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
I tried to slit my wrist once too. II t means I am allowed to make jokes if I wish.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Wow. *I feel it means...
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
It doesn't.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
You only tried, but it was too sore, so you cried. Wow, pussy ass bitch. It's not even that sore, I bet you're just too scared. So no, you have not earned the right to make the jokes. Now get in the fucking darkest corner of my bad books.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
...You know this is KG right, IKAZ?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Yeah, I kinda thought of that, I just get pissed off when people make wrist slitting jokes. It's like worse than saying British accent. Sorry, I'M JUST REALLY PISSED OFF. -_-
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Understood. But still, don't try and make it out like my attmept was lesser than yours. You didn't succeed either.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Huh. O_O
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
You're both talking about different things...
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Huh. O_O?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I have no idea what's going on. I'm just gonna get some Vodka or something.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*sighs* KG, you're talking about suicide, and iKaz is talking about self harm.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I thought we were tlaking about the same thing. Suicide attempts. Apparently I was mistaken. But I think we are in the same boat now. Confusion boat on WTF waters.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Oh...But I like being on the confusion boat...
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Well, not to fuel the fire or anything, but I feel like self harm is more of the "pussy" (IKAZ's words, not mine) thing to do. A real suicide attempt takes more balls than just cutting to feel something.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
But cutting doesn't necessarily mean you're suicidal.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
But they are both side effects of depression.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I think if you're gonna self harm, you should just like do it, and not wuss out, though. Same with suicide, I've never tried to commit suicide, but I do self harm. Like, I had a friend who tried to commit suicide, made a big deal out of it, made all her friends upset, including me, her parents were like depressed about her saying it, then she went to do it, and wussed out, and made a big deal out of nothing. I was like WTF O_o
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
did*
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I didn't realy wuss out. Made both of the cuts. Was just ignorant at the time and didn't do it the most effective way, I cut accross the veins instead of with them.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Self harm is shit anyways. It barely even works, it's just addictive...
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Yeah, I choose to harm myself in other ways, not cutting. Like downing copius amounts of alcohol and smoking while I curse every butt I spit out.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
When you're underage, smoking and alcohol isn't exactly an option.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Oh it's still an option, you just have to work harder for it :)
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
What's the point in working harder when all I have to do is pick up something sharp?
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Exactly. We are on the same page here. For me it's easier to destroy myself from the inside out.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
... This doesn't mean I'm depressed. I swear I'm not depressed >_<
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Oh, yeah. Me either! *shifty eyes* *runs away*
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Don't do that.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
HAHAHA. Suicide always cracks me up.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
One of these comments is not like the other...
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
IKR
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Whoa, do people not know who this is?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Who?
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
... It's KG, isn't it...
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
That must be it.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
That would be the most logical explanation.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
So's your face.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Ah-yup.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I read an article once that said drinking alcohol is bad for you. So I have decided....No more reading for me!
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Penis.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
VAGINA.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Vagina's smell awful.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Like you would know...
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Mine smells like roses.
 
[ - ]  the_magical_cupcakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*lady cave
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
*gets bored, wants to be offensive* I'm not really sure if there's any subject matter I haven't hit yet.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Apparently suicide is a touchy subject.
 
[ - ]  flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
I gave her the ugliset looking penis I could fund.
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Was it mine?
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
No one can tell if yours is ugly or not. Not without a magnifying glass.
 
[ - ]  VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*cough* You'd know.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Barely.
 
[ - ]  nature_nurture_superfutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I am laying in bed, watching Fringe. Great day for me!
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Have I told you guys lately how much I love you all?
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*crickets chirp*
 
[ - ]  MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I don't know you, but hey! I love you too!
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
You do know me! And you love me!
 
[ - ]  MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
You're KG! And I DO love you!
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I KNOW!!!! <333333
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
D'aww...
 
[ - ]  MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*arrives dramatically* Hello.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*dies from overdramaticness*
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*gasp* Maus! I haven't seen you in ages!! *is KG*
 
[ - ]  MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
OH MY GOD. It's KG!!!
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
OH MY GOD IT'S MAUS!
 
[ - ]  MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
:D I haven't been on is such a long time!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I know, what the fuck!!! You need to come back more often!
 
[ - ]  MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'll make a point to do so. I miss talking to all of you beautiful people!
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I am beautiful...
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I recieved a letter this morning; it read: Dear KG, I am sick and tired of the way you treat me. Until you decide to stop drinking yourself into a stupor, I am packing up my shit and leaving. Sincerely, Your Stomach. PS, I'm taking the Liver with me.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Last night I almost took a chainsaw to my wrists. It's not cutting technically, it's ripping.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*sidles in swiftly* Well, that was a grammatical wonder. So many s's.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*attacks her husband with smooches* OH MY GOD I HAVE MISSED YOU.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*sexessexessexessexes* I MISSED YOU. I LIKE YOUR NEW NAME. I CUT MY HAIR AND AM BACK IN SCHOOL. POP TART?
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I WOULD FUCKING LOVE A POPTART. WANT ME TO GO BACK TO MY OTHER NAME?
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
IF YOU WANT TO. BUT RAGE_KAGE IS SEXY. Blueberry, maple brown, or strawberry my love?
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Strawberry please, hot stuff. Myfavorite! So if you are back in school, does this mean you will be on a little more often? *crosses fingers and closes eyes real tight and wishes and prays*
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I will definitely be on more often.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*swoons* I love you so much....
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I love you, too. I genuinely missed you.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Same here. I am out of my mind happy you are back.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
It's turning out to be a pretty good morning... :D *does happy KG dance*
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*pulls out dollar bills*
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*presents G-string*
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*skips into the comments room* HEY Y'ALL!!! *flips hair*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*eats*
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*is not sure what to think of that* Hi!
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
SNN! <3333333333333 *is KG*
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
KayGee!!!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I said this earlier, but now more people are here so I'll say it again. I watched American History X last night. I'm feeling quite racist today.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Good flick.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
The people I was watching it with kept talking about how wrong Edward Norton's character was. I got pissed. I hate when people talk and make assumptions and shit before the movie ends.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Yeah, no kidding. It has been a while since I have seen that movie....
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
That curb stomp was ridiculous. (Please say 'ridiculous' with a lisp, to reach full effect)
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
The buildup to it was really intense. *Wonders if you, KG, and I are the only ones who have seen this movie*
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Oh I saw it YEARS ago. I would need a refresher. But that curb stomp was ridiculouth.
 
[ - ]  HeWithTheMultiplePersonalitiesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Hi guys!
 
[ - ]  HeWithTheMultiplePersonalitiesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Ugh, you're so nice.
 
[ - ]  HeWithTheMultiplePersonalitiesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
And that's a bad thing? Get off my back! Jerk!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*stabs*
 
[ - ]  HeWithTheMultiplePersonalitiesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Woah, that hurts all of us. Even Boris. I wouldn't cross Boris if I were you.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*stabs repeatedly*
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*detonates liver*
 
[ - ]  HeWithTheMultiplePersonalitiesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
What with the painness and the badding? Some of us in this body are nice.
 
[ - ]  HeWithTheMultiplePersonalitiesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Shut up, dipshit.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*just realized that school probably started again recently and that's why all of these AWESOME people are coming back* *is very happy because of this*
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I KNOW. EVERYONE IS BACK ON!!!!
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I KNOW!! YOU ARE BACK ON!!! I LOVE YOU!!! <3
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
School doesn't start until Monday for me... *reckons this means I'm not included in the AWESOME people*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
It makes you an unloved loser.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*goes and cries in the corner*
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
What the fuck? You are one of the awesome people who never left. Which makes you extra awesome.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Or it makes me a saddo with no life... but I'll go with extra awesome.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Hey. What are you trying to say? That I have no life?
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Cuz you're right.
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Nooo...
 
[ - ]  NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*giggles*
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Yes. I'm back.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*in the saddle again.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*with those damn chaps.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Mmmmmmm assless.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
YAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYA *sexes*
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Summer in Australia just HAD to be in the end/start of the year, didn't it? Fuckin' Australian holidays...
 
[ - ]  MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Oh my God, oh my God, my legs hurt really badly, isn't that so awesome?!?!?! >:|
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*pokes legs*
 
[ - ]  MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Paaaaaain...
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*hands ice pack and heat pad* Alternate these every 15 minutes to half an hour.
 
[ - ]  MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Thank you...
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Hope it helps! :D
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*toches leg*
 
[ - ]  MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*slaps across the face and calls police*
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Wow, I didn't even think about the whole pedo thing. But, now that you point it out.... *touches upper thigh*
 
[ - ]  MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*grimaces and runs away* 911! SOMEBODY CALL 911!
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*calls 911* Yeah....no....I don't knwo why.....someone told me to....no.......uh-huh.....Okay, Bye!
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Woah, you tell her! I bet she's at home frying about that right now.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I hope she makes me some french fries.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Aat first I thought that was a reply fail, then I realized that wouldn't be a reply to ANYTHING because it's so random, then I thought about the six-year-old across the street, then I thought about typos, and thus will correct it shortly.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*at. Fuck, I'm full of typos today.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*crying
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I PLAY THE CELLO NOW. That is just so badass that I just don't know what to think. According to me. *looks tough while playing cello*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Apocolyptica. (sp?)
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tN6_1dJveM
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
DO IT DO IT NOW.
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I DID ALREADY.
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Metallica rocks.
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Why yes, of course I know of them!
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
That's HAWT!
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
PEW NOST.
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Did you guys know that in the 18th century, the middle class made up 20% of the population in England?
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I can honestly say I did not know that.
 
[ - ]  So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
No.
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
200?
 
[ - ]  Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
YAY!
 
[ - ]  coltong1996Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
squiaward is that you?
 

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