MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

HAH. Loser. Just sayin'. Hate you. NO offense, but you suck. Why am I retracting all of my statements?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

SPAM

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Spam

[ - ] Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

HAPPY DAY!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Oh gee Mek, sneaking in advertising on the posts now?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Low. So low.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

maps

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Today I got raped by a total stranger. Why? Because I wasn't wearing pants. MLIA

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

GRANDEGLOVE!!!! *tackles*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

-is tackled- Holy shit, SNN! How the fuck ya been?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Awesome, actually.

[ - ] Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hai Grenzilla!

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

G'day Rage Kage. Take it you are well?

[ - ] Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I am fan-fucking-tastic right now. Cloud 9 baby. Care to join me?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Sure, could be fun I guess.

[ - ] Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Wooo! *parties on cloud 9 with Grenzilla*

[ - ] Horatio_CaineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hello Gren.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Mornin Horatio.

[ - ] Horatio_CaineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Oldest whiskey you got? *wonders if this is a clue to my identity*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

-pours forty year old scotch into rocks glass-

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*watches from a distance*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

-dramatically running tacklehugs- Hiya Notter.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Woah! *falls over* Hi o_o

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

-helps you to your feet-

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*jumps hugs*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

-hugs back- G'evenin Notters. <3

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*giggles* <3

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I thought you enjoyed it! *runs away crying*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

-chases after you-

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*continues running*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

-continues chasing faster-

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*trips* Dammit.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

-trips and falls on top of you- Hiya buddy.

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

OMGLOL THATS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOL!!!1!11!!!1

[ - ] Horatio_CaineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*takes off sunglasses, again* Someone needs to get laid. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I really fucking hate people who start talking and doing things while a movies on. Especially if that talking is bashing what's going on in the movie. "Oh mah gawd why would he like do that!?" Shut the hell up and watch, who knows, maybe you'll figure it out! Then you get these fuckers who text and miss portions of the movie, then expect you to give the character background and fill them in on what's going on. Shut your Asian piece of plastic that lets you send "omg tits plz" to other peoples Asian pieces of plastic and pay attention. That way, who knows, maybe you'll have a goddamn clue what's going on. I'm sure some of you are thinking "so wut am i not alowed to have opinions lol." That's not what I'm saying and you're an asshole for thinking that's what I'm saying.

[ - ] Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

So.... You hate black people? "Don't go in there!!! He's behind the door!"

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Eh, I think everyone hates black people because they have no accountability for their environment.

[ - ] Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Mother fuckers.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I hate it when they ask questions...

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

The goods are making me feel self conscious >_<

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

-goods Notters-

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Fuck you </3

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

-slinks away heartbroken-

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*fixes heart* come back

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

-pokes head through door- -sees repaired heart- -returns- -will continue abusing hyphens-

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*thinks hyphens look better on you*

[ - ] Horatio_CaineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I love you.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*chortles* Asian pieces of plastic. *chortles again*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Nah uh girl, don't you go in there. He's behind the door!

[ - ] Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

But whay does she go in there?! I mean, HE'S BEHIND THE DOOR!!

[ - ] Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*why

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I was gonna dumb this down to make it a more traditional MLIA rant, but I like my ways of doing things better.

[ - ] MausGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I hate when people ask me 'WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT?!' I'm just like, 'I don't bloody know. I've never seen the bloody film before and I'm not a bloody psychic, so stop asking stupid questions!'

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

^ What I meant.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*continues to good notty*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

o_o Stop

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

THAT WAS ALL LAST NIGHT. Gash, people are so inconsiderate.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I hate it when the person you're watching it with has already seen it, and always says: "Watch this bit, it's funny." NO. I'm not gonna watch it anyway, definitely not! That'd just be stupid! Why not text on my shitty Asian bit of plastic?

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Today, I was lured into a van and raped. Why? Because I'm six. MLIA.

[ - ] Horatio_CaineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*sets a tedious wire tap, decides against it, kills*

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Say, umm... How old might you be?

[ - ] Horatio_CaineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

You've lost your amusement value. Go jerk off to some gay porn and GTFO.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

What amusement value? I'm a nice kid, and I've actually been on MLIA for over 6 months on different usernames.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I watched the "Rear Window" last night. Alfred Hitchcock, you are the master of suspense.

[ - ] Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Fucking LOVE Hitchcock. Plus, he cameos in all of his movies, but does it classier than Quentin Tarantino. So I <3 him.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

How does he think of these things!

[ - ] Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I have no idea. But I love him.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Today, I was killed. Why? Because I'm BTFB. MLIA

[ - ] Horatio_CaineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

So, we can't fix it?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

What the Hell. Today my brother and I were suposed to take the train to meet my cousins in Toronto. We arrive late, of course, and my dad then tells us the next train leaves at 10:45pm. Then my dad says goodbye. So now it's just me and my brother and a ten other strangers at this train station for two hours. When our train finally arrives (late) we find some seats. At this point I am tired and almost asleep, which is when my brither kicks me and says "Wouldn't it be cool if trains could go off jumps?" The guy across from us turns and says "Yes it would! Just think, at train going full speed at a ten foot ramp!" By the end of the ride two middle aged women, four guys in their twenties, three business men, four students, an old lady, the cart guy, and twin seven year old boys were in this conversation. Best train ride ever? I think so. MLIA

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I give up. MLIA is past bad.

[ - ] Rage_KageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

You made this up, right? Please say yes. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

NO. Got it in submissions.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Holy wall of shitty text.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TELL US THE TRAIN WAS LATE? AND WHY DO I CARE WHY YOU WERE GOING TO FREAKIN TORONTO!!!!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

new post

[ - ] agentninja007Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I think I was the person who high-fived you! Not to long ago I high-fived a random stranger for the same reason!

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