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Today, i realized my sister will turn 11 on 11/11/11. The most epic birthday wish ever? I think so. MLIA
#2373092 Comments: 25 Votes: average 1113meh 77Share 
[ - ]  TurboPunzGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Not unless she was born at 11:11. Otherwise she just fails. And I'm talking about Military time. Besides, my 18th birthday is "The end of the world"
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Whoa, repeat. Who would have thought we could get a repeat on MLIA?
 
[ - ]  TurboPunzGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
It's so unheard of! Let's just hope it doesn't become a fad! [/sarcasm]
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago
... Posts like this make me want to drown small children.
 
[ - ]  TurboPunzGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago
Posts like this make me ACTUALLY drown small children.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago
What about 1/1/11 or 2/2/22 or 3/3/33? Fuck your shit nigger.
 
[ - ]  TurboPunzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Don't forget the palindrome birthdays. 11/22/11, etc.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
*is rocking back and forth*
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
*not literally*
 
[ - ]  imgabbaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
wow i think your just trying to hide thefact that your sister is cooler than you.
 
[ - ]  pyrotechGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
*ligts on fire, runs away cackling*
 
[ - ]  TurboPunzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
INCONSISTENT "I" CAPITALIZATION IS INCONSISTENT.
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Consistency is over-rated.
 
[ - ]  pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Wow, 11 comments. *twitches*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
MLIA was made in September 2009.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
May*
 
[ - ]  pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Oh, so it's almost it's one year anniversary. I would be happy, but OPs will flood the site with stories about it.
 
[ - ]  pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Oh, c'mon! *headwall*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Guru sold his part of MLIA to Mek is September 2009.
 
[ - ]  MarcusRPGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Holy shit. I submitted a story so fake, so cliche, that I thought people would think it's a joke. They didn't, dammit, and it got through. http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/2399378
 
[ - ]  pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
*twitch*
 
[ - ]  InvaderZimLuvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
That was you?? I'm sure they let it through just because it had the words 'ninja' and 'Walmart' in it. Don't worry, I commented on the fakeness of it.
 
[ - ]  fluentinmonsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
im turning 13 on 12/21/2012 :D (if only i was turning 12..)
 
[ - ]  slippersprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Blow out your candles and make a wish on 11:11 that day. It will be one of the most epic wishing experiences ever.
 
[ - ]  KatsunyaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
The world will end 3 months after I turn 18. I will be a woman by the time this kid is wishing she had boobs like these. ;D
 

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