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Today. I got a new case for My contacts. There was an "L" on the cap made of dots. I was confused by this new design and then contiued to ask my older sister, "I wonder why they have an "L" on the cap made with these dots?" and after we ponderd this question for 2 min. She exclaims "OH! Its Braille! Dummy, you know for the blind people to know which cap is the left one!" After satisfied with this answer I told my little sister about how the world is becoming "Blind Friendly" and about my new case. She then slaps me on the head and says "Blind People Dont Wear Contacts!". MLIA
#2370409 Comments: 264 Votes: average 1498meh 70Share 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Tool;Dear.
 
[ - ]  SpamnEggasis6680Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
it means it's for your Left eye, stupid. L, as in: LEFT - If I read one more story of a 13yr old girl telling us how dumb she is, I'm giving my 12yr old up for adoption.
 
[ - ]  TFEtiffeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Reply fail? Or did you just want to get up near the top?
 
[ - ]  TFEtiffeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
It's for your left contact, idiot.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Uhh... http://notalwaysright.com/a-squeaky-clean-record/3088
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Whatsthat?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
funneh
 
[ - ]  KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*squeek*
 
[ - ]  agent_ninbGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
But some people are almost blind without their contacts in.
 
[ - ]  harry8voldyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Like me.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
It's so you know which contact is yours.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I mean which one is the left one.
 
[ - ]  AndiZoeWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
This is extremely sad. Ex-treme-ly!
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I have a half day which allows me to live on MLIA but NO ONE IS ON! *cries*
 
[ - ]  kill_hannahGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Quicquid volas rem dicere.
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
>3
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
NO, it's less than three.
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
GREATER than three!
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
No, the alligator eats the bigger one. It's less than three.
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
>cries<
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*doesn't care*
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
>pees<
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*cares*
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
>=D:
 
[ - ]  muff1nGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
O I have no school! :b
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
omg me neither!!!!1! :p
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Blind people shouldn't wear contacts and dumb people shouldn't write stories.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*is gonna soak up the sun, gonna tell everyone to lighten up*
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*hates that song*
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*is Terrasochi*
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'll eat the pink taco in your pants...
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*is also a GIRL*
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*is also a GIRL*
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*is also a GIRL*
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Crap.
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
>knows it< Why do you think I said it?
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*tries to decipher the perverted metaphor*
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
Pink taco = Your vagina.
 
[ - ]  gummie_bearzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
ummm you are gross as hell ><
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
And you are a turd-bag. Leave now.
 
[ - ]  kill_hannahGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
>walks in with large wooden cross and three nine-inch nails and a mallet< Let's crucify this queer.
 
[ - ]  yourpossibleheartGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
not very nice.
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
>goes to get another crucifixion set for you<
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*carves on back, "Ye be without grammar"*
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I have a helper!
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*accidentally reveals elf ears* Yeah. Somethin' like that.
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Hawt.
 
[ - ]  muff1nGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I <3 Summer!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Where on this wretched plant do YOU live on?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Maybe they live in the southern hemisphere...
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'm thinking Australia... or New Zealand.
 
[ - ]  KitSnicketGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Today. I used. Unnecessary. Periods. MLIOP.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
And capitalized Random words In the middle Of the sentence....
 
[ - ]  KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I didn't get that far in the post.
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
And totally forgot how to use commas and punctuation and enjoyed using obscene runon sentences
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Today. I. Had. An. Unexpected. Period. MLIMenstrual.
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
At least you're not pregnant.
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'm sterile.
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Then how did you have a period?
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
It's complicated.
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Ok.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I think I'm pregnant.
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
>Falcon Punches your stomach< WE ARE NOT HAVING BABIES!
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
CONGRATULATIONS! Who's the father?
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
http://flockdraw.com/mlia
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*strolls in* Sup?
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
>cages<
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*is caged* Let me oout bitch!
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*out
 
[ - ]  gummie_bearzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
wow i think i have new favorite people :)
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Congrats.
 
[ - ]  gummie_bearzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
ok eff you too i hate ur ass
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Awww I hate your ass too! *fuck *I *your
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Ok,* fuck* too.* I* your* ass.*
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Wow,* I* I* favourite* people.* :)X
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*KERGLOMPATTACKMUFFINPANTS*
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Ok then.
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Quick someone tell me what colour their underwear is!
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Im not wearing underwear.
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Well that doesn't help.
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*thong
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I checked with the rainbow and thats not a colour.
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*purple thong
 
[ - ]  gummie_bearzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
pink lace
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Reply fail.
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*Life fail
 
[ - ]  RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*turkey fail.
 
[ - ]  MywifeisatransexualsadistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
MUFFINS ARE YUMMY! ...wait what?
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I had a muffin this morning.
 
[ - ]  gummie_bearzGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago
i think flyawaybird is a sour puss and should stop bein so damn negative:)
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Bitch, I donate half my savings to animal shelters.
 
[ - ]  gummie_bearzGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago
eff you hoebag
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*Fuck. Grammar.
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Fuck* you,* hoebag.*
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I like you Taco, Can I call you that?
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Well you could, but I'm also Terrasochi.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Ok Taco.
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I think gummie_poops is a fag bag and should stop being on this website.
 
[ - ]  gummie_bearzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
well i think tacoinmypants is a dirty whore so fuck off
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*Well *I *.
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*Well* I* TacosInMyPants* whore,* off*
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*goods*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Sup bitches?
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
KG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
TIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*is also Terrasochi*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*knows this*
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*dances frivolously*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*watches and touches herself*
 
[ - ]  vallohrmGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
sup asses
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
grammerz. u no has it
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*sexes in a sexy way*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*is sexed sexily* :D
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
>does nothing<
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*responds by doing nothing*
 
[ - ]  harry8voldyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
That cupcake looks really good.
 
[ - ]  gummie_bearzGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago
HAHA!!!! what?? so random:)
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*stabs* DIE N00B!
 
[ - ]  DulcisVenenumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
>cries< YOU RUINED GUMMY BEARS FOR ME!
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*hands gummy pizza instead*
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Thats a shame. I ate it already.
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
That's*
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I think I understand why my stories don't go though. Would you all be willing to help me? If so, when I say to, go to the Vote On Submissions area and click yes when you see the story "Today, I went to work. MLIA " DO NOT GO TO MY PROFILE AND AVERAGE IT. I think it has to be done in the voting area.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I do what I want, I'm grown.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Then your answer should be no.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
What if I want to?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Then your answer should be yes.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Sure thang.
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'm in.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
That's what HE said.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Does anyone know how to make a resume? I need to make one and don't know how.
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Google it.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
http://cvwriting.net/products.php
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Thanks! <3
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Roll call. Whos here?
 
[ - ]  KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Kind of.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Not me...
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Thats a shame.
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'm not here.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Wow, Alot of people are not here.
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
A lot*
 
[ - ]  RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'm a turkey.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Can I eat you?
 
[ - ]  RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
No.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Poop.
 
[ - ]  xLETxITxRAINxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP!
 
[ - ]  RedhandedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Somewhere, somehow, someone just entered the post. Hi, everyone.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Not you again...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Ok, my story is in the vote area. Those of you who wanna help me, go vote on it please.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
How will I know it's yours?
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Done. It was the first one that came up.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I just voted for it on like 8 different accounts. You're welcome.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Okay. Lunch. Back later. <3
 
[ - ]  TacosInMyPantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
C'ya buddeh.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Have a good sammich.
 
[ - ]  Sam_the_SammichGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Did somebody say... sammich?
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Yes I think I might have.
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'm back as Terrasochi.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
So, apparently the voters cannot be defeated.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
29 Averages and 12 Mehs.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I can't even force average stories to appear here anymore.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Commenting is disabled? More like the voters are disabled.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*hugs*
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*is hugged* It's alright. Maybe your stories just suck.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I don't think so. When you have 50 averages and 4 mehs you kinda think that should be posted.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I just held down the enter key and said no to a few hundred stories.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*goods*
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Amen. Power to the average!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
LOL ANOTHER OIL RIG JUST EXPLODED.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
OMG NO WAY.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/02/rescue-efforts-underway-after-oil-rig-accident-in-gulf/?hpt=T1&iref=BN1
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
lollollollollollollol <--- drowning oil rig workers.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
What about all the birds and sea life?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
---------------- <----Drowning sea life.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Much better.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*doesn't understand how sea life can be drowning*
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
In oil i guess.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
You guys are the ones that wanted a picture of drowning sea life. Not my problem how it works.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Well then.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Shit. My freind was in the hostage situation.
 
[ - ]  KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*just noticed Mek gave us a 'published stories' tab* Huzzah!
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
LOL watching the world fall apart via MLIA comments. ^^
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
LOL watching my sausage sandwich go in and out of my mouth
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Sounds yummy.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I read "sausage" and "mouth". *thinks dirty thoughts*
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
This is slow.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Interesting novel, brother.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Amen.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Slow ride, take it easy.
 
[ - ]  xLETxITxRAINxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
We need a new post...
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
No.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Yes.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I'm good actually.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*makes out with random person*
 
[ - ]  RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*tramples before that random commenter can get bird flu*
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
You're a hero!
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Hey I'm not random! Excuse me if this is slow, just trying to start a conversation.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Poop.
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Piss.
 
[ - ]  muff1nGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*yawns*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
What is a muff1n?
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Take a wild guess.
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
What is a KG?
 
[ - ]  muff1nGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
im hungry
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Then eat your self.
 
[ - ]  muff1nGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
no i just ate toystory mac n cheese
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Reply fail.
 
[ - ]  Reply_ButtonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Aye retard, use me.
 
[ - ]  xLETxITxRAINxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Who wants a hug? Cause I'm getting really bored...
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I DO!
 
[ - ]  xLETxITxRAINxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*hugs*
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*receives and returns hug* Did that actually help your bordom?
 
[ - ]  xLETxITxRAINxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Not in the least. But thanks for trying.
 
[ - ]  average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Anytime :)
 
[ - ]  flyawaybirdGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
BAI BITCHES <3
 
[ - ]  xLETxITxRAINxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Good bye.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
bringvictory.com <----Go here
 
[ - ]  kevinsofttacoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Pretty awesome fucking site fck you
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
'Kay.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*cuts*
 
[ - ]  xLETxITxRAINxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Annoying site...
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I was so bored that I found this. And I read a whole article on it. And watched the video.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I am so bored.
 
[ - ]  muff1nGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
me toooo
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*builds a KG pond*
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*stips and swims in pond*
 
[ - ]  xLETxITxRAINxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Oh my God, where are the new posts?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Stuck in traffic. *walks away sipping vodka*
 
[ - ]  xLETxITxRAINxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Depressing...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
So, this girl and I have been flirting. She told me that if I set up the right kind of date she's go on it with no panties. I need your help commenters.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Do you want us to go and talk to her, or take off her panties while she's on a date with you?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Hmm... I never though of the second option. Lets go with that.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
NICE dinner. Maybe a show.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
A picnic! But strategically plan it so you're alone in a forrest, not by a playground full of kids.
 
[ - ]  muff1nGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
school ruins peoples lives
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
*spits out chaw* Listen here youngun. Most us done seen bout every kind-a troll thar is. Pack up yer shit and leave.
 
[ - ]  xLETxITxRAINxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Bravo.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
FUCK YEAH BITCHES. I just installed my own printer at my desk. It rocks being buddies with the IT guys...
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
So. Who wants to see the dress I bought last night to wear to my ex's wedding this weekend. THey didn't have the one I picked out yesterday :(
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
But...but it was so prettyful. =(
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
I know :( I was really sad when they didn't have it. So I bought this one instead. (The silver one, not the blue one) :http://www.debshops.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4368574&cp=3371584.3395623
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
It looks a lot better on than it does in this picture.
 
[ - ]  xLETxITxRAINxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Pretty...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Awe, KG you're gonna look so beautiful.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Awwww, thanks Andy!
 
[ - ]  donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Oh that's really nice!!
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
That's really pretty!
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Yes plz. Along with tits.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
ME!
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Link is up there^^
 
[ - ]  xLETxITxRAINxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
NEW POST!
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
Oh my lanta, I seem to be late.
 
[ - ]  KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
New post mother fuckers.
 
[ - ]  basketball9654Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
LMAO! i didnt notice that until you said it either
 
[ - ]  chulchul13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
hahahahahaaha WOW thats one smart little girL!
 
[ - ]  xXScarScarXxGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
I loveee this!! <333 I mean wow... I didn't even realize either!! I laughed so hard(:
 

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