MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, while there were no customers at the coffee shop I work at, I read MLIA on my iPhone. Just as I burst out laughing at a hilarious story, the adorable delivery boy walked in, smiled, and said "MLIA?" I said, "Of course!" He said, "You just got that much cuter." He then proceeded to ask for my phone number. Thank you, MLIA.

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[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Adorable delivery boy? I bet he's twelve and OP, you're a forty year old man. And there are no hilarious stories here.

[ - ] SpamnEggasis6680Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

I agree - OP is a total liar. No one, and I mean not even the creators of MLIA would naturally assume that, if someone is laughing, they must be reading MLIA. OP is dateless, yet again. By the way, when a delivery boy asks for your phone number, it's because he needs it for his paperwork. Wake up tons-of-no-fun- he wasn't hitting on you.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

So, there's no one else that I know who visits this site.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I might know a few people, but I think they like the stories.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Except for one who I met through this site.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I think I know a few people who do, but they probably just come for the stories.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

What the shit? This is just plain bull shit covered in frozen horse shit.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Holy shit, that's a lot of shit.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

People laugh at other things other than MLIA.

[ - ] kill_hannahGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Wow, I've been gone for a while. And this story is just as retarded as most. *sigh*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Well fuck, it's 1:10 AM and I'm not IN BED (with you ;))(Eww double chin) yet. Goodnight!!! <33333

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Goodnight! I'm in bed. Just throwin' that out there. <33333333333333

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

NOOOO I JUST GOT HERE!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding, you should probably go to bed. Baye <e333333333333333333333333

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

OMG GUESS WHAT? Too slow. In the blog post when Mekzilla wrote out the word "Clone" he is used capital i's instead of L's. He is so sneaky.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Night. Don't get AIDS.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Take a chance, let your body get a tolerance, not a chance, put a *something* in your pants, *some thing something* another cigarette *something something* tear it up, tear it uuuup...

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Poo toast.

[ - ] gummie_bearzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

ummm gross

[ - ] ChocolatePie1997Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Adorable? The delivery person was a puppy?

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