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Today, I went to a restaurant. I glanced at the kid's menu and it was called the "I'm Not A Kid Anymore Menu". MLIA.
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CaptainAndy
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1 year, 8 months ago
Just serve me a big slab of steak and I want it to moo when I cut it.
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stolenthunder2
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1 year, 8 months ago
I'm so hungry, I could eat a baby right now...
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cowparsnip
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1 year, 8 months ago
Steak? *gulps*
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cowparsnip
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1 year, 8 months ago
Oops. Reply Fail. Sorry I'm still learning.
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llamafish69
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1 year, 8 months ago
Om Nom Nom Kids.
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Penguin_Wobble
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1 year, 8 months ago
I just put my phone on airplane mode and made a wish. It came true.
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average_samanthaaa
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1 year, 8 months ago
Kid Menus > Adult Menus. enough said.
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llamafish69
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1 year, 8 months ago
Not always.
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average_samanthaaa
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1 year, 8 months ago
What would you find on an adult menu that wouldn't be cuter therefore more delicious than anything on a kid menu?
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llamafish69
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1 year, 8 months ago
Any gourmet(sp?) pizza. A lot of the mains, the sizing of the adult meals.
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZ
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1 year, 8 months ago
Alcohol.
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llamafish69
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1 year, 8 months ago
That. ^^^^
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZ
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1 year, 8 months ago
Adult portion > Kid portion
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average_samanthaaa
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1 year, 8 months ago
I prefer the kid portions. I always have to take stuff home when I order an adult portion.
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZ
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1 year, 8 months ago
Oh, how old are you?
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average_samanthaaa
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1 year, 8 months ago
19 in 9 days!
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZ
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1 year, 8 months ago
Wow.
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stolenthunder2
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1 year, 8 months ago
Did everyone just die? Am I alone? This isn't the zombie apocalypse, is it?
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average_samanthaaa
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1 year, 8 months ago
I think it might be!
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llamafish69
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1 year, 8 months ago
New post.
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