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Today, I saw an icon that said "Edward Cullen=Cedric Diggory, Cedric < Voldemort, Voldemort < Harry Potter, therefore, Harry Potter > Edward Cullen" Never have I ever understood math more than today. MLIA.

#2370308 Comments: 20 Votes: average 1774meh 132Share

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 71 year, 8 months ago

Harry Potter and Edward Cullen can both suck my dick at the same time. They have to take turns. They can fight over who gets to swallow.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 8 months ago

Twilight =/= Harry Potter.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 2Bad: 81 year, 8 months ago

That's the worst analogy ever.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 8 months ago

lol anal

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 8 months ago

I'm sure that I could come up with a worst one, but I'm eating breakfast at work.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 81 year, 8 months ago

That's it. Here's my solution to this problem. Roland Deschain > All other fantasy characters.

[ - ] average_samanthaaaGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

Who needs all that mumbo-jumbo to know that Harry Potter wins?

[ - ] VinnehGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

YOUR MUM!... bo-jumbo...

[ - ] average_samanthaaaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

My mum knows quite well that Harry Potter wins.. she doesn't need the.. bo-jumbo...

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

You're so punny.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

Holy shit. I think I just saved someone's life. *is freaking out*

[ - ] average_samanthaaaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

It was mine. Thanks, I owe you one.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

Really? What happened?

[ - ] DeadboyGood: 0Bad: 81 year, 8 months ago

Stephanie Meyer and J.K. Rowling are probably lesbian lovers.

[ - ] Kittenm11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Isnt J.K. Rowling married? Anyway, I completely understand that mumbo of jumbo

[ - ] InvaderZimLuvGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

If it takes that to get you to understand math, then... *falsetto* TUTOR!!!

[ - ] LeilaALALAGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

Ke$ha = stupid, drunk, messed up, ugly, did i say stupid. twilight is a book about a stupid klutz and a sparkly douche bag. harry potter is an epic tale of life, death, love, hatred, good, and evil.

[ - ] gerbert313Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

WHAT!!! Cedric is like five million times better than Edward!! The rest is true though

[ - ] harry8voldyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

No, Edward Cullen=Cedric Diggory, Cedric < Wormtail, Wormtail< His magic hand, therefore, Wormtail's magic hand > Edward Cullen.

[ - ] lolo25Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

wait, but Harry is way better than Edward

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