MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 21Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Yes, I am sure she found that amusing.

[ - ] GortehGood: 5Bad: 41 year, 5 months ago

OMG YOU LUCKY BASTARD! I'M SO JEALOUS!

[ - ] kassie18Good: 7Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

...did she kick his ass?

[ - ] Felix___Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*looks at*

[ - ] kassie18Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

*waves*

[ - ] Felix___Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*waves back*

[ - ] kassie18Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

*tackles*

[ - ] Felix___Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*dies*

[ - ] kassie18Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

*cries* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! *starts digging a body-sized hole*

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

LIKE WHEN SHE THREATENED DRACO. THAT WAS LIKE THE MOST BADASS THING SHE EVER DID. Too bad no one was around to see it. It was a like a burst of pent-up Hemione aggression, like "RAR Hermione." <-If you don't get the reference, don't bash.

[ - ] kassie18Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

I KNOW, HE ALMOST PISSED HIS PANTS!

[ - ] kathrynlovesmliaGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

AVPM? love it.

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

10 points to Dumbledore!

[ - ] ToadalisciouslySnorcackGood: 13Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Because she's never heard THAT one before.

[ - ] ElenaRossiGood: 9Bad: 31 year, 5 months ago

You don't attend there. Don't lie to us. You snuck in to feel cool.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

New haircut = Not hawt

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

D: Why not?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Not MY haircut, Emma Watson's, have you seen it?

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Oh. No I haven't.

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Didn't she like shave her head?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

She got it cut REALLY short.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/emma-watson-hair-cut.jpg >.<

[ - ] GortehGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

Ew. That really is not hawt at all.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

I know. I used to have a girl-crush on her and everything.

[ - ] xNephilimGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 5 months ago

Good thing it's HER life and HER hair and not yours. Jeez, get a life.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I bet you're lying.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

*points up* I meant Emma Watson's. Though mine doesn't look all that great either.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Oh, nevermind.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 5 months ago

So, you're laughing at the fact that someone's being a dick to her, because she was in Harry Potter, and you probably love Harry Potter, and everyone in it? Yeah, that makes sence.

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

So does your spelling of sense.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

LOLEurope

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

LOLWhat'ssofunnyaboutEurope?

[ - ] GortehGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

LOLEuropeansspellthingsweird,likewhentheyaddu'stowords.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 5 months ago

WELL SORRY IF I CAN'T SPELL. ATLEAST I FUCKING TRY.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 5 months ago

OP, you filthy liar. They wouldn't allow you in college. Fuck off.

[ - ] Athena92Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

An OP who attends Brown? LOL that's a hilarious idea.

[ - ] benderoftheninjacatGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Nice.

[ - ] flyawaybirdGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

BYE BITCHES <3

[ - ] Felix___Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

I am a whore.

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

kbye

[ - ] ElenaRossiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Byeeeee!

[ - ] montypythonfanGood: 15Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Um... "quietly... yelled"?

[ - ] CedzGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

Hufflepuff FTW.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

You only say that because CedricDiggoryLives.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Well, the most recent Triwizard Tourney champ is a Hufflepuff.

[ - ] dancercjtGood: 15Bad: 51 year, 5 months ago

What the hell is a hufflepuff?

[ - ] purplelemonsquiggleGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

A Very Potter Musical reference?

[ - ] inowhereusleepGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

You people have no life

[ - ] Felix___Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

lol ikr there all loozers

[ - ] ElenaRossiGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Did you see what I had said on the last post?

[ - ] kassie18Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Hey, we're not the ones watching people sleep.

[ - ] inowhereusleepGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

I don't watch people sleep, I just KNOW where they sleep (in a bed)

[ - ] kassie18Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

I didn't sleep in a bed for the past two nights. Fail stalker. </3

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

IN BED?

[ - ] ElenaRossiGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

You are here too. Reflect on what you just said.

[ - ] inowhereusleepGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

Yes, but I just got here, theses people come on here EVERYDAY.

[ - ] ElenaRossiGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

And you would only know that, if you looked EVERYDAY.

[ - ] PurplePlatypusPoopGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 4 months ago

Go ER.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

What do you mean "you people"?

[ - ] inowhereusleepGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

I mean you

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

Fuck off.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

"CONGRATULATIONS! You postal code has been selected to take the IQ test! Click here!" Wtf. My adverts stalk me.

[ - ] GortehGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Oh my.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

*Your

[ - ] CedzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Not as much as I do. I know where you live...

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Oh yeah? Well, I know where you live, too. So ha.

[ - ] CedzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

...Bollocks. Well, I can more easily get to your house. So ha.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Nuh-uh. You only live like an hour away from my uncle on the train.

[ - ] CedzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Well you only live like half an hour away from my gran on the train.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

IP address matches to certain postal regions.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

I know... I just.... never mind -_-

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 111 year, 5 months ago

I love how the tense changed from "I have a class with her" which is saying that the class is in the future, from "The teacher asked the class a difficult question." Which is saying that this event occured in the past.

[ - ] StaubinGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Not necessarily. It could be like saying "I have a class with her every week" or something like that. It makes more sense if they've already had the class before and this is the next time.

[ - ] pnbllwzrdGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

But they don't just share a class during this one instance.

[ - ] xNephilimGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

Wait. The last time I checked, "I have" is present tense. Future tense would be "I'll have". Also, "I have" implies that this is a regular thing.

[ - ] Felix___Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

*likes using asterisks*

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

~likes squiggles~

[ - ] polyvoregirl22Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

i dont believe that you go to school with emma watson

[ - ] StaubinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

This may have some truth to it... Somebody posted basically this same story and it came up just recently. Weird coincidence.

[ - ] abbie14Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

my friend was in harry potter.

[ - ] PurplePlatypusPoopGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 4 months ago

No way! You're friend with Danny Rad too? Yeah right. We're not that cool.

[ - ] corlupaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

I know this is real! My friends cousin goes and there and she told me about it!!!

[ - ] InvaderZimFTWGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

quietly from the back of the room someone yelled? How does one yell quietly?

[ - ] treesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

i graduated from Brown 2 years ago!

[ - ] tutucuteGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 5 months ago

im really jealous of you dude ur like the luckiest person ALIVE !!! tell Emma that shes amazing ! ;)

[ - ] sp0ngiegurlGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

How does one quietly yell?

[ - ] twssfanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

have you met her?

[ - ] AliciaSmithGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

I'M SO JEALOUS!!!!!

[ - ] PurplemamieGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

I bet every time she answers a question right someone says that. I bet she gets really sick of it after a while. Does she have to have bodyguards?

[ - ] hails107Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

someone quitely, yelled??...........i dont get it.

[ - ] raibeanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 4 months ago

I call bullshit. It takes about 2 months for a story to be posted, right? Well school wouldn't have begun yet.

[ - ] corlupaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 4 months ago

You're assuming Brown University runs on the same schedule as you, plus there are always summer classes or her recalling a story from earlier that she didn't post right away

[ - ] FlyingToasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Raibean, it only took about a week for my story to get published. Two months isn't necessarily the usual processing time.

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