MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today in the shower, I put shampoo in my hair and managed to mold it into one huge spike. I've just spent the better part of an hour pretending I was a unicorn. MLIA

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[ - ] Hannah__MontanaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

I'M HANNAH MONTANA

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ - ] Jackson_StewartGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

BITCH GET BACK IN THE BED. I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

[ - ] Jackson_StewartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I'M HER OLDER BROTHER.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*touches*

[ - ] Lily_TrescottGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

AND I'M HER BEST FRIEND.

[ - ] OLIVER_SMOKIN_OKENGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

AND I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

OMG! I STILL DON'T KNOW YOU!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

OMG! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE EITHER?

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

Shower? *gets distracted*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

What the shit?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Lol.

[ - ] superpapaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

So right after you screw with your hair in the shower for an hour, you quickly run to your computer and write an MLIA about it?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

Pfft, I bring my computer in the shower so I can watch porn there.

[ - ] superpapaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

That's quite efficient!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

FML.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

*noms unicorn*

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

WHAT NOW, BITCH!

[ - ] iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

Dumb voters crashed our party.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

I did that when I was four.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

-stalks commentor in shower-

[ - ] iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I don't take showers...

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*covers up in shower*

[ - ] llamas_personal_badderGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

That party made me want actual alcohol. *goes to get alcohol* <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

That was total crack. ;) Enjoy my party?

[ - ] iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I enjoyed it! We should have another one...

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

You make a party this time! That way you control the cake, the alcohol, et cetera. Invite everyone!

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

On the new post of course.

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

.....You mean a mohawk?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 8 months ago

Mew post.

[ - ] Lilly57Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

haha - i've tried to do that and failed numerous times...

[ - ] iEmilyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

Way to waste water.

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We did it! We sponsored a well

Well done!