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I'm a kindergarden teacher with sun allergies. I wear a sun visor that covers my whole face to protect my skin, and my kids think I'm a power ranger.MLIA.
#2310094 Comments: 112 Votes: average 986meh 53Share 
[ - ]  RayquazaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
*zaps with lightning*
 
[ - ]  RayquazaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Ahhhhhhhh! *runs away screaming*
 
[ - ]  RayquazaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Oh, did I hit you? Sorry!
 
[ - ]  RayquazaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
It's okay, I love you!
 
[ - ]  RayquazaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Everyone else is ignoring me. :(
 
[ - ]  RayquazaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Everyone else is ignoring me. :(
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
*pays attention to*
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
False.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Ohmygosh, HI KELL!
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Ohhaaay. What's up?
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Not much, just bought a bunch of clothes. You?
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Nothing, just being ignored on MLIA.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Ohhowfun. <3
 
[ - ]  RayquazaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
...I actually thought someone was talking to you, so I didn't want to interrupt.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
<33
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
...At least she didn't say ninja.
 
[ - ]  RJBergerGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 9 months ago
You sound like a loser to me.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
YEAH? WELL I DRESS UP BY TAKING ALL OF MY CLOTHES OFF. THE CHILDREN I BABYSIT THINK THAT I'M A CHILD MOLESTER. THEY ARE CORRECT. /why do I keep raping the shift key?
 
[ - ]  CapsLockKeyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
:/
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
Pretty sure I used my shift key. Not you. I don't like you.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Because you're a child molester.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
My keys are adults.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Then...I dunno. That's so out of character of you.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Eeeeek, child molester! *is a child* *runs*
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
RAPING THE SHIFT KEY IS FUN.
 
[ - ]  arianah17Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
HELL YES.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 9 months ago
POWER RANGERS ARE LAME.
 
[ - ]  RayquazaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
WHY?! *RUNS AWAY CRYING ALL IN CAPS BECAUSE SHE'S COOL LIKE THAT*
 
[ - ]  ashfiressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
umm.... good for you?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
*psst* Hey.. you in the n00b costume. The shift key is <-- way and --> way. yeah it goes both ways.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
*Yeah it goes both ways. Frick.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Don't you hate it when you correct someone and end up making the same mistake. /muphreys law. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry's_law)
 
[ - ]  ashfiressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Indeed. As I rarely make the mistake. >_< Grr...
 
[ - ]  RayquazaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Hahahahaha- *bitesyourface*
 
[ - ]  ashfiressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I realize that. I was umming. Like ummmm DUH! O_O I also know how to use caps lock see. RAWR!
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I read that as, "I'm in kindergarten and have allergies." And was like HAHA, loser. And you can't even spell the grade you teach?
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I kinda like this one...
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I'm a construction worker. I wear a toolbelt and sexy clothes and kids think I'm a construction worker. MLIBTFB
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Construction workers scare me.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
They're really creepy. Just kidding, I was talking about landscape workers. They got nothin' on me.
 
[ - ]  RayquazaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Carnies are scarier.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Yes they are.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
*googles*
 
[ - ]  RayquazaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Carnie = someone who works at a carnival.
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I dumped my first boyfriend because he liked the Power Rangers more than me.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
*asks how old you were*
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
We were both 19 at the time.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
*thinks, "Oh."*
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
How old are you now...?
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Twenty-seven.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
You're almost a decade older than me...
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
...The fuck?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Was there too much competition?
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Fine, it wasn't the main reason, but it was a tipping point. He ignored me on a date once because the Power Rangers were playing on television. So I flirted with our waiter.
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
No. They think you're a freak.
 
[ - ]  believer6Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
What's wrong with that?
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Find all sixs. 99999999996999999999 99696969699999999999 99999999969999999999
 
[ - ]  believer6Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago
There are six six's.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
There are five. And I love that game. I know, I told you. :D
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Ohhh, six.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
<33333333333333333333333333333333333333333
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Backatcha.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
*pokes* P
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I guess I have no eyes.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
O NOES, WHERE DID YOUR EYES GO?!
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I don't know..*does magic trick* *eyes appear* Here they are! :P
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
*claps* Bravo! Bravo!
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Heh. I see '69'.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Subliminal messages.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Giggity.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Heh, 69. ;)
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
9999999999[6]999999999 99[6]9[6]9[6]9[6]99999999999 999999999[6]9999999999
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Yup, Hiya Kell! <3
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Hiya. How's you?
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I is good, and you?
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I'm sleeeeeeeepy. But good, 'cause I just bought a bunch of really cute clothes for school. :D
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
OMG 69 DAS SO SEXY
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Those visors look like welding masks. Obviously your class doesn't know what a power ranger looks like.
 
[ - ]  cyclopsunicornsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I thought your post said "wedding mask". I was unaware of this invention but I WANT ONE.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
...aaaand I'm off again. Just stopped in to say haaaaaaaaaaaay. Ha. I'm too tired for this shiiit. Kaybye. <3
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Kk, Kell. <3
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Sex?
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Not nowww.
 
[ - ]  RayquazaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Later hater!
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Goodbye! <3
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Find all the 0's. 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I FOUND THEM!
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
It was really hard.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I tried my hardest.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Well, you did a good job.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I feel like a zero...
 
[ - ]  ashfiressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Zero a hero. He makes a 10.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
This makes my eyeballs hurt.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Gotta Go! Bye! <3
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Bye! <3333
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Obaidere. <333
 
[ - ]  Morning_WoodGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I'm so sore. :(
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Did I hurt you this morning?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
HOT.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Because of the friction?
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Yes.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Obaidere. Bless yer faces off.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
But I don't want to lose my face!
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Too baaad. (psst, did you see? Mek talked to you on the Blog.)
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
HOLY CRAP HE DID?!?!
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
HOLY CRAP HE DID?!?!
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Aww, it wasn't a good comment.
 
[ - ]  ashfiressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
See ya! I gotta go find food! O_O
 

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