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Today I read a story about someone who is very quiet in public restrooms so they won't be embarrassed. I used to do this too, until one fateful week when, three times in a row, I had to finish peeing in the dark because I was so quiet the other person turned out the lights when they left the room. MLIA.
#2310081 Comments: 31 Votes: average 770meh 42Share 
[ - ]  FIRE_MAH_LAZORGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Haha. Sucks to be you.
 
[ - ]  TophatmanGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I really don't want to picture you pissing.
 
[ - ]  iwearfiestapantsGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I don't understand why you need to be quiet..
 
[ - ]  RJBergerGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Peeing in the dark is awesome. It's an adventure.
 
[ - ]  Morning_WoodGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I love your name..
 
[ - ]  RJBergerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Thanks, I guess. It's nothing special.
 
[ - ]  Morning_WoodGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
It's fucking hilarious!
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Three times in a row? Bladder problem, much?
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
How exactly do you pee quietly? When the urine hits the water in the toilet, it makes a sound, whether you like it or not.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
So you felt the need to share your bathroom stories on MLIA? I didn't want to know that.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
This reminds me of a story from a few weeks ago. 'Cadets, do you go to the bathroom with your eyes closed?'
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I DO. Just kidding, my eyes don't close.
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
....Hawt?
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
That'd be fucked up if they didn't. What's the story from?
 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Encampment. Sort of like boot camp but not.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Oh sweet.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I hate peeing in the bathroom when there aren't many people and it's quiet.
 
[ - ]  Morning_WoodGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I feel like I'm about to be murdered.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
It's awkward.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
We're playing a game and it's SEXY. www.nutsybolts.com/invite.php/13601/wearesexy
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
*decides not to go just yet* Who is in on it?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Me
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Good enough for me!
 
[ - ]  I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Me.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Moi.
 
[ - ]  TophatmanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
New Toast.
 
[ - ]  Morning_WoodGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
www.nutsybolts.com/invite.php/13601/wearesexy
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
"I changed the font, so clones are more easily identifiable. If they are not being obscene, I can 19t justify banning them." What does this mean?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Where's that from?
 
[ - ]  TophatmanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
Mek?
 
[ - ]  killerbananaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco
 

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