MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 9 months ago

HAHAH DID YOU HAVE YOUR COLLAR POPPED AS YOU DID THAT? THAT WOULD BE FUNNY. DOUCHE! /end of shift rape

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

That defies the purpose entirely.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Isn't high fiving yourself just clapping?

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

*comments*

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

*replies*

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

*laughs at reply* You're funny. <3

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

*penises* Yeah, it's a verb now.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

Verb, it's what you do.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

I try. Well, only sometimes. <333

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

<3333

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

...I started the *replies* thing, I think. Or not.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

You probably did. I've seen it before.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

You are probably hated by many.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

I am.

[ - ] RayquazaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

Nah, we all love you.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

This works for gooding your comment on MLIA, too.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

But no one knows about it!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

*gasp* It's a secret!

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

You gooded yourself. :D

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

No I didn't, I swear. :o

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

I bad some of my comments.

[ - ] RayquazaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

*goods own comment* I only do it if it's really witty.

[ - ] ximxalwaysxhere4youxGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

You're on witty?? Me too :D This is actually my username haha. What's yours? And yeah, ignore them *rolls eyes*

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 9 months ago

You're not always here for me, though. You leave for months at a time.

[ - ] ximxalwaysxhere4youxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I'm sorry. Family matters. You remember Felix? Yeah, well, he died.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 9 months ago

Uhhhhhhhh.........what?

[ - ] ashfiressGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

Very confused! *spins in circles*

[ - ] ximxalwaysxhere4youxGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Wittyprofiles.com. It's a website. I said I go on it too. And then sarcastically replied to a sarcastic comment. Get with the program.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Isn't high fiving yourself just clapping?

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Whoa. ^^^

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I've got to learn to read better....

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

It's okay. Most people skipped over mine. I like yours better.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

But it's the exact same!

[ - ] ashfiressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I never thought of it that way! O_O

[ - ] ashfiressGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

SO... I went to McDonald's and order two apple pies. I was like super happy because I really wanted a pie. So I drive up to the window to pay and the guy looked all awkward. They were out of pie. Bot apple and cherry... at noon. Some on bought all the pie. Now I am sad. *cries in corner* T_T

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Yes?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

xD

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

<3

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

And don't be sad, go somewhere else and get the pie!

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Cool story bro.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I went to the airport today. They were out of planes so I built my own plane and flew home myself.

[ - ] juicyann815Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Nice Story

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

New Post.

[ - ] funstuffma55Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

thats called clapping. give yourself a round of applause

[ - ] laxislifeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I do believe I too liked that status!

[ - ] random10294Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

(; thanks bridget.

[ - ] laxislifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

BAH! you cant reveal my secret identity!

[ - ] random10294Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Whoops, sorry "Michaelangelo" ;D

[ - ] laxislifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Um? Donatello? Sheesh, stupid!

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