MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 9 months ago

THAT'S TO SHOW THAT THERE AREN'T ANY ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS IN IT, DUMBASS.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

*is irratitated* They already started playing, and I can't get in because no one TOLD ME THE PASSWORD! *is very very irritated*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Whoa, they're playing that game again? I discovered it, by the way. *is so totally an attention whore*

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

That's fun. But do you know the password?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

No. I just got here like ten seconds ago.

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

YES! It's: fastest2

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I can't get in, 'cause you guys already started. Someone tell me when the new game starts. AND DON'T START WITHOUT ME UNLESS I'M NOT HERE. Sorry. I'm pissed.

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I PROMISE TO TELL YOU!

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

ALRIGHT!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

AND ME!

[ - ] I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Um, me, too, please.

[ - ] Tomato_SoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I wanna play.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

What game?

[ - ] OctoPieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

The tears of angels, bumass.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I didn't know that they sold Pretty Patties in Boston!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

And that they're up to 90% off and the best in Boston!

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

DANCER!!

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Stop talking to your milk carton.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

The second, invisible ingredient? Male hooker sperm.

[ - ] I_Have_Your_MumGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

You're welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm.

[ - ] MaggieOLegit1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

its lieutenant...duh

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I totally gave up on commenting since I joined our A&A game... O.O

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?!

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

fastest2

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

LINK!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Das a lame password. Mine were "wearesexy"

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Eh. It's all I thought of at the time.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

When are you starting a new one?

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Couple minutes.

[ - ] Tomato_SoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I can't find out how to get in.

[ - ] Admiral_SarcasmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I want in!

[ - ] quinchlesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Related spam: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_obvious

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

It's really slow.

[ - ] imreallyboredGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

you're welcome lieutenant sarcasm

[ - ] I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I beat you.

[ - ] Tomato_SoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

We're going down, down in an earlier round and Sugar, we're going down swinging. I'll be your number one with a bullet. A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

*doesn't read* *sees "cock"* *giggles*

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I'm ashamed that I only saw "cock."

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Heh.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

But I'm not ashamed, however.

[ - ] Tomato_SoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I had a feeling that would happen.

[ - ] I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I always thought is was "a loaded gun complex", but I was never bothered to look up the actual lyrics.

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Let me in! I wanna play!

[ - ] Admiral_SarcasmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Did the commenting font change?

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Yeah. It's to ward off clones.

[ - ] Admiral_SarcasmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Oh, awesome.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I don't know. It doesn't look as cute as it used to. I don't like the username font, however.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I think the username font is kinda sexy. Like you in a miniskirt, you know?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

*blushes* I guess it is sexy. It looks better on a computer than my iPod.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Don't be embarrassed, hottie... And yeah, iPod's do kinda screw fonts up.

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Yeah.

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

WE WILL START A NEW GAME IN A COUPLE MINUTES, I WILL LET YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT IT AND GIVE YOU THE PASSWORD. THANKS! :)

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Link?

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

When we make it again, I'll post.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

THANK YOU!

[ - ] I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Link as well.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Apparently, I have 29 MLIA accounts, because I asked for a password reset, and have 29 eMails in my inbox.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

ONE'S RELATED TO MY NAME. :D

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

IT IS! THAT'S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I NOW KNOW WHO ALL OF MY CLONES WERE. I FEEL SPECIAL. <3

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

*grins* <32

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

But I don't know what's for what account. This gets me no where.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

:o

[ - ] ihaveacoolnameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

You're welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm :)

[ - ] Admiral_SarcasmGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

That's Admiral.

[ - ] I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Damn. I said Sergeant.

[ - ] ihaveacoolnameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

It could be anything. Sarcasm may has different jobs.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Apparently, the game is going to start over soon.

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

NEW GAME! LINK: www.nutsybolts.com/invite.php/13583 PASSWORD: fastest2

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

www.nutsybolts.com/invite.php/13583/fastest2 Password is fastest2

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Ingredient is jizz.

[ - ] wildmonkiesunleashedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I'm back!! Hey!

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Wow. Dead Commenter's Society. I am so making a movie with that as the title.

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

We are all playing our game.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

When you say "we are all" you implying me, as well. Don't do that.

[ - ] wildmonkiesunleashedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Thunder!! It's good to see you!!

[ - ] saddie221Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

your welcome dumbass sarcasm

[ - ] saddie221Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

your welcome dumbass sarcasm

[ - ] saddie221Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

your welcome dumbass sarcasm

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

[ - ] dryadgirl11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

NOOOO!!!!!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I won it.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Six times. Good job Dancer!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I won it.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I won it.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I won it.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I won it.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I won it.

[ - ] The_VoicesToldMeToKillYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Hola peoples I'm back, ...and what's with the new username font...?

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

To prevent cloning.

[ - ] The_VoicesToldMeToKillYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

..Well okay then.

[ - ] The_VoicesToldMeToKillYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

**...

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Yupp. The I's and L's don't look the same anymore with this font.

[ - ] The_VoicesToldMeToKillYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Ah...I see.

[ - ] dryadgirl11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

you're welcome lieutenant sarcasm!

[ - ] The_VoicesToldMeToKillYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

*looks at username* I haven't seen you before.

[ - ] wildmonkiesunleashedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I had been grounded....my friend came to visit while I was babysitting kids in his neighborhood.

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Zombs, sorry if we aren't here. <3

[ - ] Tomato_SoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Fastest, the Apples game is fucked up.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

It's ok fastest. <3

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Fucking hell.

[ - ] MaggieOLegit1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

your welcome lietenant sarcasm

[ - ] quinchlesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

You have such perfect grammar, spelling, capitalization and punctuation! It's really amazing how literate you are.

[ - ] The_VoicesToldMeToKillYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

DANG this place is going slow. See you guys later when it's going faster. *moves to deviantart*

[ - ] Tomato_SoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Yeah, I gotta go. Bye, guys.

[ - ] iwearfiestapantsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I don't think I know you. But bye.

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Bye!

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Goodness me I don't think I can keep up with the speed of the comments!

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Me niether.

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Why aren't you playing apples to apples with the rest of them?

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

*shrugs*

[ - ] MaiMaiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Haha. We're playing that apple game again.

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Ahh, can I join?

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

NEW POST!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

www.nutsybolts.com/invite.php/13591/mlia

[ - ] EpiclyBeastGirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

What is the apple game?

[ - ] sarahloveGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

your the one who had to look on the back of the carton

[ - ] markieb09Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

i've read all the comments on here and im so effin confused

[ - ] emmaxkpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

you're the one who was reading the ingrediants on a milk carton =P

[ - ] IronAngelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

That's MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS to you!

[ - ] ninjasequallifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

YOUR WELCOME LIEUTENANT SARCASM!

[ - ] helen94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I TOTALLY WAS ABOUT TO POST THAT!!!!!

[ - ] haleyxoxo96Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

YOU'RE WELCOME LIEUTENANT SARCASM.

[ - ] yoohoo32Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

your welcome leutenant sarcasm

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