MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I went searching for a pair of toenail clippers. What I found instead: a marble I lost years ago, a Chinese fan, a barrel of monkeys (like the one from Toy Story), a mini-version of the game "Connect Four", and a package of instant jello. Sadly, the toenail clippers are still missing, but I have an exciting afternoon planned out. MLIA.

#2309933 Comments: 10 Votes: average 705meh 39Share

[ - ] loonyloopylovegoodGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

CHOOSE! Death by MONKEYS!

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Alone. Oh, yeah, loads of fun.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

But your toenails will grow so long, that you won't be able to put shoes on. FYL

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

What? Where were you looking? Under the couch? Behind the bathroom sink? In the back of the kitchen cabinets? Everywhere except where toenail clippers would be?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

How'd you guess?!

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

So many questions..

[ - ] AverageishieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

This place is dead, I'm off. Bye people! RIP MLIA!

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I want to play Apples to Apples!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I discovered that website. :)

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

New post.

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Well done!