MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Do you stick it in your butthole? That's what I do.

[ - ] TheDFRAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

That's what the nozzle is for.

[ - ] TheDFRAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Wait...string cheese comes with a nozzle, right? Am I normal?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

He wanted to see you put something in your mouth OP. -pulls on pants-

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

What the fuck?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

-fucks the what-

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

... I want some cheese.

[ - ] TophatmanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Ew.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

*makes dirty revision* Heheheh...

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

There's an incorrect way..?

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

My mom just bites off chunks.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Don't pervert that.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Um...Well..KAL.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Your mom is so original, she got that joke off the internet. Oh...wrong post.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Nice way to catch up, hun... <3

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I just wanted to get that out of the way. <3

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

*huggles* Didn't stay gone for long, did ya...

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I can't do much with my materials for school because I forgot where and what my schedule was. Oh well.*huggles back*

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Uhm... Notebooks, calcu-mah-lator, pens, pencils, reading glasses, and uhm... Oh yeah, vodka. There's your list of stuff you need.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I gots to label them though! :O

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

-hands bottle of vodka- That is one thing off your list.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

So, label them when you get the schedule... Might take all of what, five minutes? *rubs shoulders, tries to help her calm down*

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Today, I showed my mom the correct way to give my dad a blowjob. They were fascinated. MLIAlabama

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

*wants to play Apples to Apples* It won't work.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I'll play!

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I can't get it to work.

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

GREN! Are you in?

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

If you have to ask, you're too loose, or he's too small...

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

-checks- Not the second.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Either way you go, asking "Are you in yet?" is an insult.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Yeah I'm in.

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Apples to apples?

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I WANT TO PLAY!

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Yup.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

LET ME PLAY!

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

SEND ME THE LINK!

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

www.nutsybolts.com/invite.php/13571

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

They've already started. Someone tell me when they start the next game.

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Me too!

[ - ] MaiMaiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

A new room is being remade, Kal. Come join <33

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

LINK! Don't start yet!

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

PASSWORD?

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Link!

[ - ] MaiMaiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I don't know the password goddammit ,_, SOMEONE LET US LOST SOULS IN!

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

WHAT"S THE PASSWORD?!

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I had to reset the password for one of my accounts, and this is what it said: Enter the email address and we will send you an owl (crossed out) email with a link for resetting your password. Even Mek thinks we're Harry Potter whores.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Funny guy, that Mek is.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Yeah...

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

-naps at bottom-

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Could you not get into the game either?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Nope.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

They started without me. I think they're making another one.

[ - ] MaiMaiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

There's a new one but idk what the password is...

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

When the hell did my eyes turn green?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

-stares at you- I like 'em...

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Thanky. They're usually blue, though.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

WHAT"S THE PASSWORD?

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PASSWORD FOR APPLES TO APPLES?! *screeches*

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Sometimes there isn't one.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

IS THERE A CONSPIRACY NOT TO TELL ME PASSWORDS?

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