MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today my mom came up to me and said "Your momma's so fat if she went to Hogwarts, the sorting hat would put her into the house of pancakes." MLIA

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[ - ] HammurabisRainGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

Your mom rocks.

[ - ] biancasaywhatGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

I wish my mom knew what Hogwarts was.(:

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 9 months ago

So anyway, it takes my microwave about one minute and thirty seconds to heat up chicken fingers...

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 9 months ago

... which, oddly enough, is also the length it takes for my vagina to heat up my boyfriends fingers.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 9 months ago

And fuck you, n00bs, for badding my comment.

[ - ] TheDFRAGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 9 months ago

I badded because I'm not a n00b and deal with it. B-|

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

It takes my microwave roughly ten minutes to thaw out two pounds of hamburger...

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Of course, I start something, and you put up a new post. Yay.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I wanna join.

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

http://www.nutsybolts.com/landing.php/ 13571_iLFQh7cHEfIK41tyE8TK2oQ/zjh/kaNTIZlxhZJPO7Y=

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Dammit! Wrong link.

[ - ] fastest_the_banditGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

www.nutsybolts.com/invite.php/13571 THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

www.nutsybolts.com/invite.php/ 13571 Right link.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Are you my mummy?

[ - ] HammurabisRainGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

*puts on a gas mask*

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Ha! Someone gets it.

[ - ] HammurabisRainGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff.

[ - ] uberyoshiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Don't drop that banana! Why not!? Good source of potassium!

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Today my mom came. HLIOrgasmic

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Mmm, there's a house of pancakes? *wants to go to Hogwarts even more now*

[ - ] lardofaveragenessGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I'd like being in the house of pancakes. Are the beds made of bacon?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

My dad, sighing exhausted, "I'm going to take a little break now." Me, "From what?" "Eating..."

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Wonderful.