MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
My friend has a scar on her face from getting a sist removed. We spent today thinking of things she could tell people when they asked how she got the scar. My favorite? Knife fight protecting unicorns. MLIA
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[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 6 months ago
first comment woooooooo
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Go fuck a meat grinder.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 6 months ago
lol make me
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
What the fuck is up with people saying lol?
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
lol try it some time its fun
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
No, it's not. I bet you're one of those people that find everything funny. You'd be like "Look a bird. Hahahaha."
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
u dont no me wat the fuk
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Well people that say lol all the time are generally these type of people. Or retards. One or the other.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
watevr
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Look, a falure called ninjasex101! Such a failure with no friends. This makes me laugh at them and spit on them, because I am clearly better than them in everyway!
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Look, a failure called ninjasex101! Such a failure with no friends. This makes me laugh at them and spit on them, because I am clearly better than them in everyway!
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Look, a falure called ninjasex101! Such a failure with no friends. This makes me laugh at them and spit on them, because I am clearly better than them in everyway!
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 6 months ago
ahahaha u post 3 times
 
[ - ]  pinkfrogdog8697Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I like it because in my head I don't say L-O-L i say it like its a word, lol
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
LOL 3RD
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
You like to get fucked by knifes?
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
no ow dats sore my cusin did dat and her vajayjay got broken ow
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Go give a knife a blowjob.
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
ya lol i tried oncer nd cut my mouthg wont do it agen
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Try deep throating it.
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
lol ur funny
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Why do you keep saying lol?
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
y wud u even tell peple thaty
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
i own all u losers gosh. jst go home and cry 2 ur mommys coz u suck
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
What the fuck? Are you high?
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
ya lol im in a plane nd im flying how did u no?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Just admit you're a fucking reg, seriuosly. Just fucking admit it.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
wat is a reg
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
If you don't stop annoying me, I am going to fucking hang myself.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
u wud hang urself coz of sum1 on the net lol,
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
You, I would hand myself because I would have already ripped your throat out, and would be on the run from the police. Dumb ass.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
No*
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
u dnt make cents
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I don't make money? Ofcourse I don't, I'm un employed. You got something right. Now DIE.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Obviously she doesn't make cents. That's not much money.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
u make $ ahahahahaa im so funy
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
That has seriously got to be the lamest joke I have ever heard. Ever, I actually think these posts are funnier than that joke.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
lol watevr
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
wat is a sist
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Just google it retard.
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
wats google lol
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
lol u dnt know wat google is
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
no wat
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
u an idot
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
That's kinda funny. You calling someone and idiot when you can't even type properly. Even though you probably could.
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
shutup bitch suck my vajaycock
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Vajaycock? That's just fucking retarded.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
fuk u hore suk my dik bitch
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
What's a dik?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Yep, you're a regular. Or were a regular. You probably haven't commented properly in so long.
 
[ - ]  cmwillGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
google it.
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
lol n00b
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Can I guess who you are? Circa? Mobs? Lemon?
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
nope
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
none
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
They pretty much just admitted that they are regs by saying no to your guesses.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I know. Most of the "regs" are assholes now.
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
truthfully tho, im none of them. im not wat u wud call a reg.
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Yupp. I actually really don't like that word though. "Regs". A lot of the time they act like they're the hottest shit ever just 'cause people would back them up. And even some of the n00bs are better than the regs.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
So you're just a bored mother fucker? Try trolling FML or average wizard then. You're not very entertaining trolls.
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
nope nt dat either
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Wait so you've never been on this site before? Or have you commented before?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
That's it, where's my fucking shot gun?
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I'm out of here before I start trying to kill myself. Byes!
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Aww bye. <3333333333
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
<33333333
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
no1 cares coz u suck
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
lol jk i luv u dnt leave me baby <3334
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
oh my god that heart is awsum <243432
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
bi bi
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
The fuck is bi? Is that like bi-sexual?
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
its goodbye idot
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Well say that then. I can't understand retard.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
fuk u
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I can't understand that.
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Baibye.
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Why the hell are there two trolls on right now? One is too many but two... Gahhh.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
At least one of them is a reg.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
And trolls are fun. They keep this place alive.
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
ikr. i like u. <3
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
even tho u told my to deepthroat a knife
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
All I did was read through this page and they seem hella annoying.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Annoying? Nah, just company.
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I don't know. I get annoyed very easily, so a couple of trolls and I aren't a very good combination.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Yeah, if we wanted to get rid of them we could just completely ignore them.
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I know. That's what I do with like every other troll but there's a breaking point, you know? So I'm probably going to get it all out on them then go back to ignoring them.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Just tell me when you are going to ignore them.
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Okay, why though?
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
So I'll start ignoring them.
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Okay cool. It might take a little bit though.
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
stfu noob
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I'm not even going to say anything. Stop trolling. Well, I don't care if you troll, but don't troll all over my comments.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
wats a troll
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Just google it retard.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
u googl it
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I know what it is though.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
wat
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Now, why the fuck would I tell you?
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
coz i aksd dur
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
But I told you how to find out. Durrr.
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
ur mum
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
It's a word that rhymes with scroll.
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Get the hell off my comment.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
get thee helk of earthj
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Sorry, I'll get thee helk of earthj right now.
 
[ - ]  Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*sneaks into post*
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Hello.
 
[ - ]  Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Hiya...For what I think is the fourth time today.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Haha, I know.
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Did you do a flying kick when you said Hiya?
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
i saw ui lol faill
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
lol u said ui so u fail
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Lolwut.
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Hey, Scarlet.
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
u al so fukin mean can suk my dik bitchesd
 
[ - ]  Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Does that mean you're leaving?
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
no lol suk itr
 
[ - ]  Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Goddamnit.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Okay, I don't understand what you said.
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
i dnt understand ur face
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I can't understand what you said.
 
[ - ]  hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
i cnt understand ur face
 
[ - ]  ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
google it
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Doesn't tell me. Dumb bitch, google only understands certein things, not gibberish.
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
It's okay I speak dumbshit. "You are all so fucking mean. You can suck my dick, bitches."
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I take it you have a jejemon friend?
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
What are you talking about? I'm lost.
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Jejemon? You don't know?
 
[ - ]  PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Nope. I'll look it up though.
 
[ - ]  LadyCallahanGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
I don't have any sists, but I do have a few bros. But no CYSTS. GAWD, people are stoopid.
 
[ - ]  g_mag123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
gay
 
[ - ]  g_mag123Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
protecting unicorns, rele?
 
[ - ]  Becca910Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Or you could always go the AVPS way: "I was driving in the car with my parents and they crashed... into an alligator.. the alligator ate them, then it pulled out a knife and gave me this scar." XD
 
[ - ]  racistsisterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
i registered JUST so that i could leave that comment...i guess you beat me to it.
 
[ - ]  TheBakingNinjaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I have one of those for a gigantic scar on my leg! My story is " I got into a bar fight with a tiger."
 
[ - ]  fruitblastGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
they spelled sist wrong. it's supposed to be cyst. oh well, MLIA ers
 

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