MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

WHAT UP WITH CLEVERBOT POSTS!

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 6 months ago

I KNOW, THEY'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING!

[ - ] hotstuff234Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

dont swear its rude

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Epic is an overused word and has little to no meaning. So go fuck yourself.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Do OPs know that cleverbot isn't a bot yet?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I doubt it.

[ - ] JoeZombieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Can you honestly imagine the amount of OP brain explosions that would occur, should they ever find out the truth?

[ - ] piratesgrrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

no it is a robot because it always tells me the EXACT same thing: i think your a bot. and it every time i say something it hasnt heard before it repeats it or asks me to teach it.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I would just like to apologise for the whole Bohemian Rhapsody thing, but as I pointed out that's what happens when you leave a bored 10 yr old alone.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Why are there 10 year olds on the interwebs?

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I really don't know.....I have no idea why I'm here.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Be careful, it's a dangerous place.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Because you are bored.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Don't be sorry. It's okay.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hmmm, is it time for me to start singing again?

[ - ] ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

oh my gosh i love singing

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Your name made me laugh.

[ - ] ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

As did yours.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Long, long ago in the years BC

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

The women used to gossip while they made their tea

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It's been our method of survival, right from the start

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

But girl you've really gone and turned it into an art

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

After I see you I feel dirty as hell

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Like you've contaminated me with that peculiar smell

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That comes from dishing up the dirt on all your closest friends

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

"I mean like what the hell is with her, I mean, no offence"

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

So please don't take it to heart

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

When I say can we start to spend time apart

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

But frankly my dear

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

This friendship is toxic

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Like a fox and a hound

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I like you better when you're not around

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Note: I will stop if you guys tell me to.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Don't wanna hear about your bitchy scene

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

And I don't really care who gave who what disease

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

As if don't even know you say just the same about me

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Do you really think I'm that na�?

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*na�

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Goddmanit.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*Goddamnit. Okay when did my brain stop working?

[ - ] ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hahahahaha.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I think I'll stop singing now, evidently it's turning my brain into mush.

[ - ] hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

u irritate me so stfu

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

NO, BECAUSE IT WASSN'T CLEVERBOT THAT MADE UP THAT LINE, IT WAS SOMEONE WHO HAD BEEN ON CLEVERBOT, ALL IT DOES IS COPY LINES FROM PEOPLE, STORE THEM, THEN SAY THEM. THAT'S ALL IT'S FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO DO, IT'S NOT CLEVER, OR EPIc, OR A GENIUS. IT'S A FUCKING AI.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I am not correcting this.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*cheers*

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

OP's are too fucking stupid to understand this shit, they probably think cleverbot is some robot on a computer, really typing to them.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

They don't know this "shit" because they don't read the comments section.

[ - ] hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

u hurt my head. meanie

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Fuck off and die you little cock sucking cyber whore.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

<333333333333333

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

<33333333333333333333333

[ - ] hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

lol wats a cock

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Lol, you're a fucking reg, aren't you?

[ - ] hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

wats a reg? u guys r confusingh

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Fuck this shit, no one's that retarded. Who the fuck are you?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

lol are you really that fucking stupid?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*shows penis*

[ - ] ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

dont swear so much god

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You can't tell God what to do.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hahahaha, that's fucking hilarious. Like seriously, the funniest fucking thing I have heard all night.

[ - ] ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

why

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Telling Ikaz not to swear. It's just fucking hilarious.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Shut the fuck up. You fucking whore.

[ - ] hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

lol this is funny

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Lol, I bet you're not hot.

[ - ] hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

actually i am. wanna see a picture?

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I would.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No, I don't want to see a picture of you, because you look like a fucking horse, that's eaten too many sugar cubes, and has gotten REALLY overweight.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Sorry, but I don't want to see your pin dick.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*saves drowning person*

[ - ] hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

???????????!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*changes mind, does not save drowning person* ~~^^~~~~^^~~lol~~~~~^^~~~~^^~~~

[ - ] hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

ur weird

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Your face is fucking weird, fuck off.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

lol no it's not. Just go away.

[ - ] hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

lol ok bi

[ - ] ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

omg i love cleverbot though

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I don't. I raped it, that's about it.

[ - ] ninjasex101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

rape isnt funny dont joke about it

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*jokes about rape*

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*lol* See, it's funny.

[ - ] hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

lol me 2. it told me dat it wants me coz im so hot nd i was lyk ikr

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

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[ - ] hotstuff234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

me me me me me me fuck me

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yep, you're a reg. Or just fucking ignorant.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

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[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Find the three hidden words and win a prize.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Blowjob, yourface, whore.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You win!

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

+penis.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

YAY!

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

blowjob, whore , yourface

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You were runner-up. :3

[ - ] NoName1234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No Comment 1234

[ - ] blessthefall88Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

k not meaning to burst anyones bubble but u no that clever bot ur talkin to a real person but that person keeps getting changed to keep the convo random and since both of you are told that they are talking to a robot when u say "im not a robot" then they'l just think that its been programmed to say that srry but thats jus the way it is

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