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Life is pretty normal today.

Today, I decided to type in my name as a website and see what popped up. Nope, not a porn site. Olivia.com is lesbian cruise line. I feel weird. MLIA

#2253863 Comments: 104 Vote: average 1168meh 101Share

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Maybe you should go on it...

[ - ] ButtterCuppGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I think she should.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

My name is "innovative solutions to taxing problems."

[ - ] merdi2roxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

mines all about business management, that aint kool at all

[ - ] sme5973Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

mines a printing company.

[ - ] DuctTapeChikGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Mine is "coming up in 2008".

[ - ] BananasYumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Ryan.com? Me too...

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

As much as I hate to leave this fun-fest, I have to go take a shower. Bye, nobody.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

BAI! I'll miss you. <333333333333333333333

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'LL MISS YOU TOO! <33333333

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

<333333333333333333333333333333333333

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[ - ] ButtterCuppGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Wow you seem like your bored.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*Wow, you seem like you're bored.

[ - ] ButtterCuppGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Thanks for correcting me. I'm kinda tired and haven't slept all night, cause I can't sleep.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Is this the real life?

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Is this just fantasy?

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Caught in a landslide

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No escape from reality

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Open your eyes

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Look up to the skies and see

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy)

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I need no sympathy

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Because I'm easy come, easy go

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Little high, little low

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Any way the wind blows

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Doesn't really matter to me, to me

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hello?

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Okays, there is another person. I'll stop singing the Bohemian Rhapsody now.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Wait, no I won't.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Mama just killed a man

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Put a gun against his head

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Mama, life has just begun

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*watches and listens to Scarlet* *is now deaf*

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Sorry, I'm insanely bored.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

S'okay. Me too.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Mama, ooh

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Didn't mean to make you cry

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Too late, my time has come

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Sends shivers down my spine

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Body's aching all the time

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Goodbye, everybody

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I've got to go

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Is that part of the song, or are you leaving me? ):

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows)

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I don't want to die

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

[Guitar Solo]

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I see a little silhouetto of a man

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Magnifico-o-o-o-o

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bismillah! No, we will not let you go

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Let him go

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bismillah! We will not let you go

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Let him go

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bismillah! We will not let you go

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Let me go (Will not let you go)

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bye.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bye, I'm not going to stop until I've finished the song. <3

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Let me go, o, o, o, o

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

So you think you can love me and leave me to die

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

[ - ] lalabbnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Whoa.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

[Guitar Solo]

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Nothing really matters

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Anyone can see

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Nothing really matters

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Nothing really matters to me

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Any way the wind blows...

[ - ] DannkenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bravo, Bohemian rhapsody is my favourite song ^^

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

This is why you don't leave an insanely bored 10 yr old alone.

[ - ] lalabbnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*applauds*

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

So, pay for my hearing aid?

[ - ] BananasYumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

YOUR TEN?!

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

We went over this already.

[ - ] twilightstinks27Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

yeah well Charlotte.com is about charlotte north carolina.

[ - ] Jessica123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

i wonder what Jessica. com is I must go check. It has a butler... hmmmm

[ - ] BananasYumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It's a jewlery shop! :D

[ - ] CatsShouldHaveWingsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hey, mine is a truck site. that doesnt make me feel any better about myself (btw lily.com)

[ - ] NoName1234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

My name is some singer that I have no idea who it is. I googled it.

[ - ] NoName1234Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

HAHHAHAHAH NO COMMENTS!!! DNACES IN SuNSHINE!

[ - ] vild_o_galenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Mine is a real estate site. In California, of all places.

[ - ] tokidoki1246Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

o.e

[ - ] averyaveragepersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Cassi.com is a tech support site

[ - ] oliviagirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

lol i did the same thing. my name is olivia to. well, no duh but any way it werided me out.

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