MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Yesterday I was at the mall with my friends. In a store Pokerface by Lady Gaga came on, we didn't think anything of it. We then go into another store and five minutes into that Pokerface came on. We then walked away and went to the school dance. Pokerface came on and we started getting really suspicious. Today I was at a movie night with those same friends. Pokerface came on. We are now very sure that Lady Gaga is etiher stalking us, or brainwashing us. MLIA

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[ - ] LlamasAreLargerThanFrogsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Who goes to a mall, then straight away goes to their school dance??

[ - ] g_mag123Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 6 months ago

i no, thts so stpd

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

STFU with Pokerface and Lady Gaga. Nobody wants to hear it.

[ - ] g_mag123Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

i <3 lady gaga....lol

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

How many fucking times did you say Pokerface?

[ - ] lalabbnGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Too many.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Four.

[ - ] g_mag123Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

a lot

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

tl;dr STFU.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

PokerfacePokerfacePokerfacePokerfacePokerfaceIHAVENOFRIENDSMLIA</stupidpost>

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Better than the real post.

[ - ] lalabbnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Okay, well it was fun..goodnight.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Night night.

[ - ] ButtterCuppGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

I'm bored

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Ditto.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

When I get bored I either suck dick, get my dick sucked, fuck stoners, bite Aztec penises or go on /b/.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

/b/ being the worst.

[ - ] ButtterCuppGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Do you have a facebook?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*goes to watch TV*

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*waves*

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Murder is frowned upon in most societies.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Unfortunately.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Which is really, really unfortunate...

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Did you watch the trailer?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yes, yes I did!

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Apparently Jensen directed that episode. It looks good. :3

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It does, it does. :3

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Blargh, it's just so far away!

[ - ] ButtterCuppGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Is anyone tired yet?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Sure. I plan on actually sleeping tonight, which is a rare occasion.

[ - ] ButtterCuppGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Haha wow.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It's 7:30. So, no.

[ - ] ButtterCuppGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh over here it's 4:34 am

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Getting there. It's only 2:35 AM, though, so I'll hold out for a couple more hours.

[ - ] ButtterCuppGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh ok. I can't sleep at all.

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I can never sleep for more than two hours at a time...

[ - ] ButtterCuppGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Why's that?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I don't really know. I'm not too worried about it, though. I'm more fun when I haven't slept much.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm out. Bye peoples.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Pick a number between 10 and 22.

[ - ] twilightstinks27Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I GOT ONE!

[ - ] bobkelso09Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh where, is my hairbrush?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/

[ - ] g_mag123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

i dont want your virginity

[ - ] ButtterCuppGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

What do you do when there's no reply button on the side?

[ - ] twilightstinks27Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

she is taking over the world.

[ - ] g_mag123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

tht is the most stupidest thing i have evr herd. stop making shit up to get attention loser. and u spelled it wrong. its POKER FACE. 2 WORDS!! DUH

[ - ] g_mag123Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

is ne1 here a boy, nd hott??? cuz im a girl, nd im rele pretty

[ - ] g_mag123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

:) im so desperate

[ - ] NoName1234Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

AWKWARD! You know what that means? FAJITA PARTY!

[ - ] NoName1234Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

And Yes Lady Gaga is going to stalk you then kill you. :D

[ - ] the_answerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

be warned lady gaga is after cuban babys. . .

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