MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Last night, I was walking from my room to the kitchen. My dad is asleep in the living room because he's down visiting. I was being as quiet as I could, tip-toeing around the couch-bed to get to the kitchen. I filled a glass full of tea, and made it back safe and sound in my room without disturbing his slumber. I felt like such a ninja till I had realized my dad is completely deaf in both ears. MLIA

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[ - ] llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

What the fuck? Why did you get out of the kitchen in the first place?

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

There's one llamafish. I'll count.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

There's one, llamafish.*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

lolwut

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Counting how many posts there is until an average one comes up.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Average posts? Do those even exist anymore?

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That's why I'm counting. Want to place your bet?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Goodbye peoples. <333

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bai!! <33

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

See ya!

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You forgot your dad was deaf?

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

What a loving child.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Isn't he though?

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

(S)he*

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

*It

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Clever. I see what you did there.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Hello all, I'm here, the party can start. *throws balloons in the air, and launches confetti cannon*

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 6 months ago

I have never seen you before. The party ends now.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Don't talk to Torie like that, bitch. *slaps*

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 6 months ago

Don't call me a bitch, bitch. *backhands*

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*drop kicks you into the next post*

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 6 months ago

Ouch... See you in the next post.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 6 months ago

Yeah, it's definitely not obvious who gooded Rose's comment and badded mine. It's a joke. Chill.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

You see that bad? That was ME.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

<3333

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Haven't seen you in a while.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I know! Maney computer malfunctions later and I think I'm back for good. Hopefully.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

YAY!!

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

I missed everyone SO much. I think this site is addictive.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yeah, it really is.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yeup. So how is life? Did I miss anything interesting on this lovely site we call home?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm good, just tired and hungry. You didn't really miss much, just bits and pieces. Nothing really.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Did I miss that rant everyone was going on and on about? The Racist one or whatever?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I have no idea. His computer fucked up and I'm not sure if he has finished it yet.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh. I hope I didnt miss it. It would be pure luck if I didnt though. I have logged on like 3 times in the past two weeks.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I haven't seen it yet. I don't think it has been done.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I hope not...

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Sparkles...

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

What is the function of the nervous system?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

So your body can tell your brain something isn't right in a part of your body.

[ - ] bobkelso09Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Google it.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

But I'm too lazy. You do it!

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You know what annoys me? Curious George. They're treating a monkey like it's a person! What the fuck?!

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

In the books its not like that. He even kidnaps him from Africa, and drags him home screaming. The books know best.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I just don't understand it.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yeah its kind of confusing.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

And another thing! Where is his tail?!

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Ok, he TOTALLY has a tail. even in the TV show.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Someone slap me. *Even.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No he doesn't. I'm watching it now with my little sister. Not seeing a tail.

[ - ] RedhandedGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 6 months ago

1 word: ninja

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Four words in an acronym: GTFO.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

What I wanted to say was: 1 word n00b. But then I looked into it and you've been here for 5 months. So now its: 1 word: troll.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That's a shit word.

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hai.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

COME ON! A MONKEY COULD NOT MANAGE TO TAKE PICTURES OF DEER! *facepalm*

[ - ] Anathema_YorkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

We can send them into space, make them street dancers, and teach them sign language, but they can't snap a photo?

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Curious George just seems unrealistic to me. He cooks food, dogsits, delivers packages, packs groceries, and builds stuff. I mean, jeez!

[ - ] Anathema_YorkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Well, yes. But most cartoons are unrealistic.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It just irks me.

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*Strips while it's dead* *dances*.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Good morning, peeps!

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

:o *Puts clothes back on*.

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

New Post.

[ - ] EllieAnneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Does anyone else hate it when people don't use tenses properly? It's not that hard.

[ - ] dorkyprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

If you don't like i dont read it EllieAnne, on a=another note a flip would make it more ninjaiy

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