MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my five year old was staying over and my aunt was trying to get him into the shower. He had just gotten some new cards with animals on them and wanted to take them with him. She said he couldn't because they would be ruined. He then looked though them then excitedly took out on with a whale on it and said "Not this one!!". He thinks that if a paper has something that can swim on it, then it is waterproof. MLIA

#2247648 Comments: 87 Vote: average 1070meh 139Share

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 6 months ago

What is this, Kidz Korner? I don't give a fuck about your stupid child.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

You showered with a five year old?

[ - ] DeadboyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

'Today, my five year old was staying over...' Shouldn't he staying with you anyway?

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That's what made this smack of teen pregnancy to me.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I don't see where else he would be staying. Now I'm confused.

[ - ] Anathema_YorkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

The father's place, perhaps.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

True.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

At my place.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

I don't see why I would care.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm out, 'night all.

[ - ] Anathema_YorkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bonne Nuit.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bye!! <33

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bye.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Poop.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I just farted.

[ - ] DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Congrats.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*whispers* it smelled good.

[ - ] DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That's disgusting.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It's not if it smells good.

[ - ] DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No, it's still gross.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No it's not.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yes it is. Now shut the fuck up.

[ - ] DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yes, it is.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No it's not.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Penguin, quit acting like a troll and just let it go.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Fine, fellow penguin. Sorry. *gives cookies to everyone*

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Thank you. And thank you for the cookie.

[ - ] DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Omigod I still haven't slept yet and it's 7:30am...ughh

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That's not good! D:

[ - ] DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I know..I just can't sleep. D:

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I know how it feels. D:

[ - ] DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Holy poop it's bright out. It buuurrnsss...

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

ARGH!!

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It's posts like these, with nothing average, that make me worry about the future of MLIA.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Really? You only just started worrying now?

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No. I said it's posts like these that make me worry, but I've been worrying for a while now.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh, well all stories now should make you worry. Virtually none have anything average about them.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Take your guess for how long it'll be until an average post comes. I'm guessing 9.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

What? I'm guessing it will be at least thirty.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Okay, if it's closer to 9, I win. Closer to 30, you win. >:D

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

lolwut

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It's a contest. I don't know what the prize is though... But it's just a contest.

[ - ] Anathema_YorkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*dies from boredom*

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I go on this site while I'm also on MLIA. It makes it a little more entertaining. http://survivingtheworld.net. Just sayin'.

[ - ] DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*is already dead* Welcome to hell.

[ - ] DeadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Fun.

[ - ] DeadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Big issue please...

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Murder?

[ - ] DeadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Err what?

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I had no idea what you were talking about... So I heard big issue please... and thought you were asking us to name a big issue. I failed, right?

[ - ] DeadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Ha. I thought big issues were global. Have you never had those homeless people trying to sell you the big issue, goin "Big issue please?"

[ - ] DeadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

going*

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Not where I live... The homeless people here just ask for money. I never see anybody selling stuff.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

lolwut

[ - ] DeadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Magazine that homless people sell.

[ - ] DeadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

homeless*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh yeah, they have that in Australia too.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Blue mountain dew is tastier than what we get in England...

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*walks back in nomming sushi*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Where do you get this food?

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I make most of it myself.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

What the fuck?

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

My brother can't cook...and I get bored a lot.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Is there something wrong with a 10 yr old that can cook?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No, it's just what the fuck? Why can't I be unlazy like you.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

'Cause you're a teenager......

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You're smart.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

We aren't bringing the teenage stereotype into this.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*steals sushi* *runs away*

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Everybody stopped commenting. And now it's boring. Gahhh.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Boo.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Gahh. One person is not enough to make me unbored.

[ - ] DeadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Boo.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That helps. But now we need to start a conversation.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*starts a conversation* I wanna be an Amateur Surgeon just like Alan Probe.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No idea what you're talking about so... new conversation!

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*starts a new conversation* I hate thunders.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Masturbate.

[ - ] PenguinsWaddleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I think I'll pass. Than-... Thanks for the suggestion though...

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Amateur Surgeon FTW!

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

GAH! One of my dogs stole some of my sushi.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I got my phone back yesterday! Ah! *starts texting like the maniac she is*

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No one cares, Rose.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

But...I thought you of all people would care. We've been missing this phone for two months!

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yeah, well, I don't. So STFU.

[ - ] Princess_RoseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

My own self hates me. What is wrong with you today? You're usually so mild-mannered and polite.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

New post.

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