MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

And it was spiked, wasn't it? Ha, you got owned.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yes, sit next to old people. They'll enjoy it too.

[ - ] twilightstinks27Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

cuz old people rock

[ - ] VinnehGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Last night I went to see The Karate Kid with my cousin. This elderly man took a seat next to me. He said, "Do you want my extra large Pepsi? I only got it because I thought my granddaughter was coming." I took it and thanked him. I couldn't remember what happened after that, but I woke up bound and gagged in the back of a van. MLIRaped

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Did she ask you to hop in her big white van after?

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

I liked the Karate Kid (idiotic comment following) it was... ninja.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

This post remined me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P2XI3XKSAY

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Community Channel! :D

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Community Channel is absolutely fucking awesome.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yeppers.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

:O MY COMMENT IS IN THAT VIDEO.

[ - ] tomato606Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

This is kind of sad. Grandma got ditched.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*is reminded of the time she was dared to hug everyone in class* I loved that day... had an excuse to hug boys.

[ - ] LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Did you feel their hard-ons?

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Must we pervert everything? ...Stupid question. Of course we must.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Well did you?

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*facepalm* Why do you wanna know?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Why not?

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No. No I did not. It wasn't very embracing hugs.

[ - ] LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Wanna feel mine?

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*coughs quietly*

[ - ] VinnehGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

There's not much to feel.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bacon you might cut her. Be careful.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Must I remind you people I'm 13? Pervs. <33

[ - ] LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Excellent.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

...Excellent?

[ - ] LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Aye.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

And why is that?

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*makes non-sexual comment*

[ - ] LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Your comment just gave me a boner.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Why is it that everyone younger than me on this site is so much more sexed up?

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

How old are you?

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm 15. And 16 in January. Which isn't really that far away...

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You're 2 years older than me.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Ooh, and you're female... and an Aussie... Hi there.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hi...How old are you, Vinneh?

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

16. May. Muahaha.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*looks into the future* I see flirting.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*flirts* <-- I see Yelloweyes failing.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*makes non-sexual reply*

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Thankyou.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I have two new kittens. *is just saying random shit*

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

OOH! KITTIES!

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Awww. What're they called?

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Wet and Pussy.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

.......One of my brother's friends suggested that.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Who's to say I'm not your brother's friend?

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oooh.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Killer and Queen. (yes that is a reference to a Queen song)

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That's so cool. ^_^

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That's so cute! I have a cat named Beelzebub. It's partly a Queen reference. :3

[ - ] BeelzebossGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

What about me?!

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Beelzeboss? How sweet. <3

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Prince of Hell... What's with you and demons? O_O

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Heh... I don't know. I find them interesting.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Detective Mittens and Awesomepants.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh. My. GOD. I WANT THESE EARPHONES. http://munitio.com/products-page/earphones/teknines-nine-millimeter-earphones/

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oooh, those are sweet...

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

They're awesome.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*spazzes* HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE FUCKING AWESOME!

[ - ] DeadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Who'd pay that much for earphones?

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Considering that they're gold plated...

[ - ] DeadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Why would you want gold plated earphones? All mine come from the pound shop except my iphone ones.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I wouldn't but they would be awesome to have.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Steal them. ;D

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*points to price* Aww, fuck.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*rolls around on ground again* Pfffffffffffffffffffft.... I wish I was purtiful. <--Random.

[ - ] LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Pics.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

... *slighty creeped* I have a... facebook... Uhm. o_o

[ - ] LtBaconGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

GIVE IT TO ME!

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Don't be creeped. Bacon is 13, too.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I only have... one photo on there.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I've seen it! You are purtiful.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

XD Thanks.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001347856814&ref=search

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

May I?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

LOL@ AZNS.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41C8z77TUZE <-- LOL. If you follow Aussie politics...

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

LOL CHASERS.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

:D I'm so happy they're back.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*whispers* Can I haz your Facebook?

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*whispers* Yes... I only just got it! http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001309313314&v=wall

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Is...Is that the right link?

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yup.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*was watching that yesterday* Chaser's War is pure awesomeness.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yesss!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I missed it because I hate watching TV with my family. Fuck.

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Heh... Don't worry, the whole thing's on the ABC website.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

God dammit. Stupid fucking download limit. I'll watch it on the third of next month.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER! EVERYONE! SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING! YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Holy fuck. I had to do that for graduation in Grade 6.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Heh, I remember laughing at the kids who had to do that at my school. When I went to normal school I mean....I now have lessons over the internet.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Fuck it, I'm leaving. Love all of you. <33333 I'll probably come back though, 'cause I'll get bored. >_< Adios.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*is now kinda sad* Bye. <3333333

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bai!!! <3333

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Ah, screw it. I'm gonna lurk.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

New post.

[ - ] twilightstinks27Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

guess what? chocolate is tasty

[ - ] megpotGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Poor old lady. Her granddaughter is a bitch.

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