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the other day while eating breakfast with my parents we were having english muffins with nutella. the nutella tasted kinda funny so we tried to find the expiration date on the side of the container. while reading, we found this warning: "never microwave or refridgerate" ...my dad and i agreed that we should put it in the microwave just to see what would happen MLIA

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[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*dances*

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*does sexy dance in post* *sucks at lurking*

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Why are you attempting to lurk?

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

...Why does anyone do anything?

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Touche.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You want us to put it in the microwave now. Don't you?

[ - ] YelloweyesGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

And the metal on the rim of the jar caught fire. Happy now?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Why'm I here again? *rubs eyes* *yawns*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

'Cause you love me.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That works. <3333

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

<33333333333333333

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

To see my sexy dance.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It was sexy as.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Getcho ass to Florida.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm in Florida, bitch <3

[ - ] VinnehGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Now go and get laid. ;]

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Uh... no.

[ - ] DONTTRUSTMEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Microwaved and refrigerated it, nothing happens.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Don't worry, alien ghost queens are coming to suck out your soul as we speak. o_O

[ - ] DONTTRUSTMEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

They're kinda slow then, it was a good year ago.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

M'hm. They don't get out much, eat a lot of McDonalds... it'll take about 10 more years, but when they do get here... watch out. o_O

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Stalker! <333333333333333333333333333333333

[ - ] DONTTRUSTMEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Alexander Marinucci! <33333333333

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*squeals* You're so stalkery.

[ - ] DONTTRUSTMEGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*makes a note* Likes to squeal.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Gooding fairies are just as pathetic as badding trolls.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yeah. Elves pwn.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

*sings about random things*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

New post.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

*dying in a tragic death* Get... you ass... over here... bitch. *to no one in particular*

[ - ] cricketoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*hands ass* Hee-haw! ...You were expecting a donkey, right?

[ - ] mlaurncdhGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Um when we put it in the microwave, it got a little bit hotter and a little bit more liquidy. Duh.

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