MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was reading the Top 100 posts on MyLifeIsTwilight just for a laugh and one said, "Today I made out with my Syberian Husky because he reminded me of Jacob." Alright...Whoever this girl is, she needs a lot of therapy and I bet now her dog does too. MLINT. MLIHP & MLIA.

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[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Bestiality FTW.

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 1Bad: 61 year, 6 months ago

Bestility*

[ - ] BorderPatrol_JrGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

*is attention hog* https://twitter.com/JPsports4life17

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

I looked at your twitter. It looks like you don't update too often, so I'm not going to follow you. Sorry.

[ - ] BorderPatrol_JrGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Please?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Nope. Sorry. No hard feelings?

[ - ] BorderPatrol_JrGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Sure *shakes hand*

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

The last sentence made me chuckle, even though it's a repeat post. But the 3 last acronyms ruined it.

[ - ] prophetGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Fucking asshole impressive loss. Your life is FAIL.

[ - ] why_am_i_hereGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Why were you on that site?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

In the post it specifically says that OP was on the site for a couple laughs. Use your eyes to read.

[ - ] asirahGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Your life isn't Harry Potter. You're just an idiot.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 10Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

In Soviet Russia, posts read you!

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Well, I'm ridiculously tired, and I have to work in the morning. So, peace out guys. I will forever remember all of your usernames, and you are all considered my friends, whether you like it or not.

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*Tackles* Bai sexy.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Fantastic. Later.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

o_o

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bai! <3333

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

o.o

[ - ] dolphinbabiiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hello, but there aren't many here. They may be fighting bad OPs, but there are many possibilities.

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Urgh. -has a towel held up to my ankle to stop some bleeding- My brother's dog bit me. D:

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You should bite it back. Let the dog know how it feels.

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

But then my brother will get pissed at me. And I'm talking about the brother who basically broke my leg..

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That creepy guy hasn't been here for like an hour, do you think it's safe?

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yea.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Nah, I'm still out there. Waiting...

[ - ] Scarlets_UncleGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

*rapes*

[ - ] Scarlets_UncleGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

*stabs*

[ - ] Scarlets_UncleGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

*rapes dead body*

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

SHIT.Scarlet just lurk.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You probably posted that, since you felt the need to share it.

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I dunno Scarlet

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

If he appears,go off.

[ - ] dolphinbabiiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Who is this creepy guy? *is scared*

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I really wanna know Dolphin.I bet it's like a 56 year old. ._.

[ - ] dolphinbabiiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I NEED TO KNOW!!! I'M SO SCARED!!!

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Okay, I'm gonna go. -hops away, still holding a towel to my ankle-

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Byeeeeeee! <3

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Byyyyyye, BP! <3333333333

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bye Jersey

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Bye! Can I call you.. NShiz! <333

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

-replaces ! with ?-

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Sure.Thats better than my actual name.

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

What's your actual name?

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Well my username xD my actual name is Beth. :]

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Pretty! What's your user name?

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

My other ones Neon_Tights

[ - ] NevermindthebollocksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Poll: The Clash or David Bowie?

[ - ] kellycot1Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Did anyone else read MLIHP as My Life is HerPes at first?

[ - ] NevermindthebollocksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hey do you think ops read the comments?

[ - ] NerdyShizGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I hope so.

[ - ] icanhascheezburgerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Most people who read MLIA don't even read the comments. Such a shame.

[ - ] NevermindthebollocksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

New post.

[ - ] dolphinbabiiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[ - ] AwesomeNateGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Ahh man I saw this too and i wanted to post it before i saw this. Now im sad :(

[ - ] choochooloolooGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

omg people are so mean on these comments and here I was thinking that MLIA is nice

[ - ] okayyitskaylaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

What I don't understand. Is why you are making fun of this when people from MLIA posted it as a joke. Are you that dumb?

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Well done!