Today, I was reading the Top 100 posts on MyLifeIsTwilight just for a laugh and one said, "Today I made out with my Syberian Husky because he reminded me of Jacob."
Alright...Whoever this girl is, she needs a lot of therapy and I bet now her dog does too. MLINT. MLIHP & MLIA.
Bestiality FTW.
*is attention hog* https://twitter.com/JPsports4life17
I looked at your twitter. It looks like you don't update too often, so I'm not going to follow you. Sorry.
Please?
Nope. Sorry. No hard feelings?
Sure *shakes hand*
The last sentence made me chuckle, even though it's a repeat post. But the 3 last acronyms ruined it.
Fucking asshole impressive loss. Your life is FAIL.
Why were you on that site?
In the post it specifically says that OP was on the site for a couple laughs. Use your eyes to read.
Your life isn't Harry Potter. You're just an idiot.
In Soviet Russia, posts read you!
Well, I'm ridiculously tired, and I have to work in the morning. So, peace out guys. I will forever remember all of your usernames, and you are all considered my friends, whether you like it or not.
*Tackles* Bai sexy.
Fantastic. Later.
o_o
Bai! <3333
o.o
Hello, but there aren't many here. They may be fighting bad OPs, but there are many possibilities.
Urgh. -has a towel held up to my ankle to stop some bleeding- My brother's dog bit me. D:
You should bite it back. Let the dog know how it feels.
But then my brother will get pissed at me. And I'm talking about the brother who basically broke my leg..
That creepy guy hasn't been here for like an hour, do you think it's safe?
Yea.
Nah, I'm still out there. Waiting...
*rapes*
*stabs*
*rapes dead body*
SHIT.Scarlet just lurk.
You probably posted that, since you felt the need to share it.
I dunno Scarlet
If he appears,go off.
Who is this creepy guy? *is scared*
I really wanna know Dolphin.I bet it's like a 56 year old. ._.
I NEED TO KNOW!!! I'M SO SCARED!!!
Okay, I'm gonna go. -hops away, still holding a towel to my ankle-
Byeeeeeee! <3
Byyyyyye, BP! <3333333333
Bye Jersey
Bye! Can I call you.. NShiz! <333
-replaces ! with ?-
Sure.Thats better than my actual name.
What's your actual name?
Well my username xD my actual name is Beth. :]
Pretty! What's your user name?
My other ones Neon_Tights
Poll: The Clash or David Bowie?
Did anyone else read MLIHP as My Life is HerPes at first?
Hey do you think ops read the comments?
I hope so.
Most people who read MLIA don't even read the comments. Such a shame.
New post.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Ahh man I saw this too and i wanted to post it before i saw this. Now im sad :(
omg people are so mean on these comments and here I was thinking that MLIA is nice
What I don't understand. Is why you are making fun of this when people from MLIA posted it as a joke. Are you that dumb?
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