MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] OptimistGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Did he/she die?

[ - ] FeliumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yes unfortunately.

[ - ] Cynical_is_a_fag_is_not_a_fagGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/2284875

[ - ] pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Always an optimist.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

<3 I'm trying to explain optimism to my brother, but he doesn't understand.

[ - ] OptimistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Sorry to hear that. Sounds like your area doesn't have many unicorns. :(

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I know, just a few pigions.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Is that even how you spell pigions?

[ - ] OptimistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Pigeons. But don't worry, hopefully he will one day learn the power of positivity. :D

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I LOVE THAT GAME!!!!!!!11

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Best. Game. Ever.

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*bites neck softly in a sexy way in revenge to being licked*

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*grabs neck and falls to the ground* I'm infected!!! *dies*

[ - ] pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*pokes with stick* *carries off body to make infectious disease*

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*zombie-fies and attacks*

[ - ] pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Awh, dang. *cocks pistol, shoots*

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*explodes*

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*revives* Infected with what?

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You tell me...;)

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Well, loving me is poisonous. *continues licking face*

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*grabs whipped cream*

[ - ] pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hey, HEY! Keep it PG-13!

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Kinky. *covers her completely in whipped cream*

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Why? I'm turning 18 soon, I can do what I want! *puts whipped cream in hands and claps*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I've never played that game.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

O_O

[ - ] prophetGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

A game about eating balls. That teaches the kids good habits...

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*cringe*

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

What? Some kids might actually need to know how to eat balls. It could save your life in a desperate situation.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*tackles* <33333333333333333333333333333333

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*hugs* <333333333333

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*gives cookies* <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*eats cookies* You aren't addicted again, are you?

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Addicted to what now?

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I just like to lick balls.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You are awesome.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I really am, actually. ;)

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

<3333

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Your mom's a hungry, hungry hippo.

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I throat rape her.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*is really scared now*

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

In the good way.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

There is a good way...? O_o

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Of course.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Little people should not be allowed around OPs. The OP might rub off on their cuteness.

[ - ] pyrotechGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

OPs should be spayed/neutered/put down.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Dammit, now I'm hungry. Way to go, saying the word hungry twice. And capitalized, too. *shudders*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

How do you feel now?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm craving a poptart?

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

...Shit. *flees*

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Fuck. I'm trying to think of something witty to say to that, but it's all coming out wrong. *slumps*

[ - ] pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Now I'M hungry. Gee, thanks.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

EVIL!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Every villan is lemons.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*looks at lemonade* Oops.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

EVIL!

[ - ] pyrotechGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Congrats, it's twins!

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

God, that is why it hurt so bad!

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Like that...troll?

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Who lives under the bridge?

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

And threatens cute little billy goats.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

My uncle had a goat named Billy. We fed it mini marshmallows.

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Aw! I love goats! Horses and cows are better, but goats are pretty cool!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No, the one in the dungeon. Gee. How do you spell dungeon?

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I think that's right...

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You got it right. The squiggly little line didn't show up. I have spell check for everything.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh, I only have it for google chrome, and I'm on IE.

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I have a Mac. They rock. I'm on Safari *Adds in head "So goodie"*

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No, no, no. The hungryhungryhippo, or something like that, troll.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

The Hungry hippo troll?

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] Admiral_SarcasmGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Whenever I used to play that game, we were all covered in bruises in the end.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I got my nephew to do that when we were eating goldfish once.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Why would you want to eat a fish?

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I meant the crackers.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

OH YEAH!

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*walks in carrying jersey*

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yay! Thanks. <333

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

<3333 Am I forgiven?

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Forgiven for what?

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Feeling you up without permission.

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh. Yea, you're forgiven. <33333

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Now can I have permission?

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hmmm... -thinks-

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*waits impatiently*

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Still thinking..

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*walks in carrying new jersey cast* Wait, what?

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

*Jersey Shore* my bad hahaha

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Drop it right now mister!

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It?

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I don't know if you're a boy or girl and I don't want to call you something you aren't.

[ - ] jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm a girl.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hello?

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Have you raped any seaweed lately?

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

PENGY!!!!

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*thinks of a nickname, can't think of any* HEEEEY!!11!!1

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

How ish you?

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Me is pretty good. Asthma sucks, though. You?

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm good. I got over my asthma a few years ago.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

*is going to continue rant* I've been through a lot of shit in the decade that I've lived, I've had to grow up fast. I look after myself, so I always have acted older than I should, done a lot of things most people my age wouldn't and the result of that is a severely fucked up ten yr old, who has absolutely no idea how to be a kid. <reposts

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Personally, I don't care about your age or your reason for seeming older.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Good, 'cause it really doesn't matter.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Then please let it go.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Then...why?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You're only 10? Woah. You said a naughty word. I'm sorry about your childhood.

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I had my first boyfriend at ten. We use to - Never mind...

[ - ] believer6Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You should take full responsibility for your actions, you have only yourself to blame for not having a childhood.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I do you fuckhead.

[ - ] believer6Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Then don't rant about your unhappy childhood, because there are people who probably have their own problems to deal with.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That makes no sense, believer. If you follow your own logic, you may never again talk about your own problems in front of anyone who might have problems.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Well, I take responsibility for the ways I dealt with what happened to me. Most of the stuff I get up to is...well not stuff kids my age should do. But what happened to me was beyond my control.

[ - ] believer6Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Even if your life is hell, learn to overcome it somehow.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I don't think that's true. Kids rarely have control over what kind of childhood they have.

[ - ] believer6Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

My point is there are other children who have a horrific childhood, and grow up to be good people who don't abuse their livelihood.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

What's the point of your comment then? SC has not yet grown up.

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

You fucker! Don't say shit like that when you don't fucking understand.

[ - ] believer6Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I understand perfectly. Fuck off.

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Did you live with her? I don't think you did. Don't blame somebody for something they probably couldn't control. Fuckhead.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I had to grow up pretty fast too. I've looked after myself since I was like 6 or 7 but I still act my age despite the crap I've dealt with. I'm sure it's not like the stuff you've gone through but I've always tried hard to act my age.

[ - ] G17wswmbGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

amen.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hun, you aren't the only one with a hard life, okay?

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I don't like people doubting me, the one thing I never do is lie.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm sorry. I really am. I wish I could help, but I can't. I guess, my advice would be don't do anything that would hurt your future, because you have one. Your life isn't over, far from it.

[ - ] G17wswmbGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

then don't flaunt ur issues over the Internet.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Perhaps you have trouble comprehending, but that doesn't seem to be what SC was saying. I'm not a fan of her ranting all that here, but your comment is...asinine. IMHO.

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I like how you're so mature, but I feel bad that you didn't get to be a kid.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*picks at dead skin on lips* They're really chapped. It's irritating.

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Peel it with your teeth.

[ - ] BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I hate that. Then you pull off a big peice and it stings like crazy.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

That's sexy... *offers chapstick*

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*licks lips*

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I don't wanna go back to school!

[ - ] AelitaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

O the song's stuck in my head ;)

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