MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I went to the bathroom at my school. I walked in to one of the stalls and on the inside of the door there was a piece of paper that said, "He is watching you." I didn't bother looking up because considering that I go to a catholic school I figured that it was just talking about God. A few days later I then went into the same stall but this time I actually looked up. Apparently, I was totally wrong about it being God because on the ceiling was a picture of Robert Pattinson. So now whenever I go into that stall I bring pencils with me so I can use his face as a dartboard. I find this to be a very good use of my time. ;D MLIA

#2244918 Comments: 25 Vote: average 933meh 118Share

[ - ] OptimistGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Did he die?

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

<333333333333

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I think... You're so... Ugh.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

This is seven lines too long for me to read.

[ - ] ReggieTheCowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hehe. It's a wall.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

All I saw was the ;D.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I've never seen anything like this actually happen. Un-average.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Ok, Daniel officially needs a haircut.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*shoots emoticon*

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Eww. I read it.

[ - ] Admiral_SarcasmGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

OP, tell me something. Do you not like the actor, or do you not like his role in Twilight? Because if you're one of those "OMFGHARRYFREAKINPOTTERPWNSBITCHEZ!!!1111!96~!" cretins, you should note that he also plays your precious Cedric Diggory. Enough with that shit already.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Cedric is a boss.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yeah, so.... How long are you in that stall that you play darts in there?

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I am too lazy to read it! That's why I got on this site in the first place, so that I could procrastinate from reading a novel!

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*Reads anyway*

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Winking face again. I'm worried that OP wants to rape me now.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Holy Paragraph.

[ - ] believer6Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm sorry you have to go to a catholic school.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Actually, it did refer to God, and was a warning to stop jacking off in the bathroom stall. Unfortunately, not you just jack off more to Pattinson.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*now

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

*is going to continue rant* I've been through a lot of shit in the decade that I've lived, I've had to grow up fast. I look after myself, so I always have acted older than I should, done a lot of things most people my age wouldn't and the result of that is a severely fucked up ten yr old, who has absolutely no idea how to be a kid.

[ - ] CatCompanion09Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Why the hell are you using Cedric as a dartboard, OP?

[ - ] CatCompanion09Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yes, I know OP's probably focusing on the role Pattinson plays in Twilight, but still.

[ - ] AllTimeLoverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hahaha, I did that to my school. It was fun. Cedric rocks by the way, I was focusing on the twilight role. But it was funny.

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