MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] SexyPoptartGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

I get paid in cash. Every night. At the corner.

[ - ] tkdgirl3Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

you selling drugs?

[ - ] SexyPoptartGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

My body. But close.

[ - ] TheAmazingKidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hm. I've never done it with a pop-tart before...

[ - ] DrugDealerGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Absolutely not.

[ - ] _Drugs_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I refuse to be sold.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*can't remember if you were the one that I employed as a hooker*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I believe you did.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That seems like so long ago.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It really does.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

*YLICommercial.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

I hate that commercial.

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

*YLICheapProstitute

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

I like the way you think.

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Thank you? *notices your pose* Ooooo. Lol.

[ - ] SexyPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*poses* Notice mine?!

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

I bet you're a prostitute.

[ - ] Admiral_SarcasmGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Is gum code for another three letter word enjoyed orally?

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Sometimes I feel that my boss would try this.

[ - ] SexyPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Sometimes I feel up my boss... wait, what?

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I feel up my emplyees all the time.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Can I be your boss?

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Okay, but I demand a raise.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Deal.

[ - ] bananajayneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No one ever pays me in gum... :(

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*fake laughs extremely loud*

[ - ] bananajayneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*does a funny asian pout*

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh wow. It'll be amusing to see you try to pay bills with that.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'll pay you with bjs. Sound good?

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Is up for that.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hell yes!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*comes running in* I was without power for two whole days. Oh my fucking god, you don't know how glad I am to be back here.

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hi.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Hi, Kevin #2. *hugs*

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I am #2? *sobs*

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm sorry. I thought you knew.

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*is sad* Why can't we be equal?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

If you want, you can be separate but equal.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Did you die without us?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

So...I've been gone for a couple of days...what have I missed?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I was too! We were both gone together. :3 I remember seeing you last time I was gone, I think.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I remember seeing you too...maybe haha :) I had to go to my dad's house and he has no internet :(

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh, my power is out, and even though my dad has a laptop, the internet wouldn't work.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That sucks :/

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Me. Hi.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN!!!!! *tackle hugs*

[ - ] KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*tackle huggles* HI!

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

How have you been?? Oh...new postie....

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

The apocalypse.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Shit! It happened without me!? *punches wall*

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

There's still time to conquer the wasteland now that the earth has been destroyed by nuclear fire.

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*sighs* That's not good enough.

[ - ] BranDaDonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

That's new trident layers! The gum with layers of flavors! I'd be crazy not to be paid in gum!

[ - ] FeliumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

My dad is Homophobic and I know alot of gay people what should I do?

[ - ] FeliumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*a lot

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Suicide is the only option.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I second that.

[ - ] FeliumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Seriously I was like "Today I was hanging out with a gay girl and my dad spazed out"

[ - ] I_just_commentGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm homophobic and mysophobic. You shouldn't bring them around your dad.

[ - ] prophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Sex him. That'll teach him some tolerance!

[ - ] FeliumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Lol.

[ - ] Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*is now drinking a half glass of vodka/raspberry*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*snatches alcohol* Not for kids.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*smacks* What the hell is wrong with you?

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

Okay, not to offend, but is anyone else doubting that S_C is ten-years-old?

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I kind of do. No ten year old acts like that.

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

You are correct. They do not, they certainly do not.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It became slow all of a sudden...

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I know! *dies*

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*revives* I'll just start making excess comments.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*does a dance in slow motion* I didn't notice.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*touches while you're in slow motion* I don't really mind now.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*smacks in slow motion*

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*falls in real time*

[ - ] believer6Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*sings* black birds whose wings are broken..

[ - ] _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Oh noes!

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Everyone is dead as door nails in here... x_x

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I'm not dead! You're dead!

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Actually, I am. Doc sluggled me before.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Darn. Come back to life! I need you!

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I did!

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

They were all sluggled. By the way, did you know that apparently, it's a candy?

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

WTF. IT IS!?

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yeah! It's some kind of gummy by Wonka.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I see. I just Googled it! Did you tell Doc?

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Uh-huh. She actually seemed kind of excited.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

She would. Hah.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*pokes self* I'm still warm and squishy. I must be alive.

[ - ] _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Okk

[ - ] StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago

I'm dead?! HOLY SHIT!

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

No, you're an STD. *giggles*

[ - ] _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

GHOSTIE!

[ - ] BranDaDonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*starts pop-locking*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Yes?

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

New post.

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

*hates the Zeno Hot Spot commercials* Whitney Port, you have the most annoying voice I have ever heard!

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