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Today, I spent the last hour inside my sisters' closet. Why? She got a new doodle bear, that glows in the dark. I named him Jimmy, and he now has sideburns, a handlebar mustache, a unabrow, multiple "tattoos" and a bunch of scribbles. I regret nothing. MLIA(;
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[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
That winky face has a reallly cool beard.
 
[ - ]  purpledino3Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 6 months ago
You spelt uno brow wrong..
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
So did you. Irony.
 
[ - ]  purpledino3Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 6 months ago
No I didn't.
 
[ - ]  AllMyLovingGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Its unibrow.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Yes you did. HINT: It's spelled with an 'i.'
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
If you are mixing Spanish and English. Uno= One... One brow? Hell, I dunno.
 
[ - ]  purpledino3Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
That works.
 
[ - ]  chicabonita09Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
well u are right.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
HOLY FUCKING WINKY!
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
When did you come out of the closet? ...Oh, that was a knee slapper, right there.
 
[ - ]  AllMyLovingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*slaps knee* OWW! Thanks. Thanks a lot.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Anytime..
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
The winking face is making me uncomfortable.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
;)
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Needless.
 
[ - ]  AllMyLovingGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Needless looks like the way a snake would say Needles. Heehee
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I don't hate it that much! D:
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I love you, I was just kidding. <3
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*Feels violated*
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*is glad*
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
You wanna know what I regret? I regret reading this pile of dog shit!
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Can you add a little tourettes to that wink?
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
LMFAO.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I had to. :D
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
I read 'wank.'
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Naughty.
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
"Unabrow"? The hell is a "unabrow"?
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I think OP meant Luna brow. An eyebrow identical to Luna's.
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Oh, hawt.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Unibrows. http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dirtysac72/unibrow.png Nasty little fuckers.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
All I saw is tattoos and now I wish I was 18 so I could go get mine...
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I gots two.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I'm jealous.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I want at least three more.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I dunno how many I'm getting but I know I'm getting at least one.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
I want a tattoo of the Triforce. And a lip ring.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I want a nose ring but I can never save up the money for it... I always end up having to spend it on food.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I want a nose ring, too! The little stud, not the bullring.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I hate the bullring. I convinced my mom to let me do it as long as I pay for it.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Lucky you. My mom won't even let me dye my hair.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I have my belly-button pierced, too.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I don't want my belly-button pierced. Speaking of hair dying, I need to do mine again.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
What's a good name for a guitar? Preferably a female name.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Josaphine.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Possibly.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Betty.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Melody.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
That's actually pretty good.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
^_^
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Bitch. Wait, what?
 
[ - ]  AllMyLovingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
AllMyLoving. *winks*
 
[ - ]  AllMyLovingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Or... Prudence. I like that name.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
You basically made it look like a prison rapist. Nice job. You should regret traumatizing the Barbies they are gonna get it bad.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Wait, wait, wait. They still make those Doodle Bears?
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Want me to get you one?
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I think I had one like five years ago. I don't anymore.
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*shivers* Why is that "a" winking at me?
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
It wants to have A-nal sex.
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*anally rapes the 'a'* It just had to ask...
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
-just got out of the shower-
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*wolf whistles*
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*ogles*
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
:D <333
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*stares*
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Fuck! -is still in a towel- -runs into bedroom-
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
No need for that. *goes into bathroom and removes tape from shower cam*
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Gr... -runs into bathroom behind you, tackles and steals the tape- Ha!
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
You should have put clothes on before doing this... *feels up*
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
You should have put clothes on before doing this... *feels up*
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
-starts to destroy tape-
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*continues feeling up* Since, you don't mind it...
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I'll be right back. -walks out of bathroom-
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*follows* Come on, please don't dress up. *pout* Please don't.
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I wasn't going to dress up... -grabs metal bat and hits both of your hands with the bat-
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Oh, I like it rough. *spanks*
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
-hits you elbow with the metal bat, runs into the bathroom and gets dressed-
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Well fine, if that's what you want be that way. Walks away to the new post.
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Urg... -feels bad for- -kisses you on the cheek- A little happier now?
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*turns that into a real kiss**feels up again**makes a run for the new post*
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
-yells after- So, I take it that your kinds happier now?
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Kinda***
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Damn... You're kinda***
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Yes, sorry about that. Beauty makes me lose control. *picks up* Can I carry you to the new post?
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Sure.
 
[ - ]  Scarlett_ChemicGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
OMFG dis is lyk fuckin awesome
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Whenever someone says handle bar mustache I imagine actual handlebars growing out someone's face. I'm weird.
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
People should be more specific when it comes to mustaches, false or not.
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I can grow a mustache with no handlebars, no handlebars.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I can't grow one.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*tries not to stare* Then, what's that on your face?
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Oh, you mean this? *takes off spiderman mask*
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
No culinary masterpiece was created tonight. Damn my lack of ingredients and patience.
 
[ - ]  DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
That's mature.
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*makes coming out of closet joke like everyone else*
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*comes out of the closet*
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*cough*
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I am afraid to ask this because I know I will regret it ruining my innocence (the little of it there is)but, what the fuck is a wank?
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*giggles immaturely*
 
[ - ]  DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*shrugs*
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Wank: Verb, meaning to masturbate.
 
[ - ]  Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Is it wrong that I already knew that? *reminds that I'm ten*
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Yes.
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
No.
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Society screwed up big time...
 
[ - ]  Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Meh. I had a dealer in my loungeroom yesterday. (nobody in my house was buying-though he did offer me some nose candy)
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
WTF?!?! Is up with this world?
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Smack that fucker with a bat.
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
No. We talk about it all the time on here.
 
[ - ]  DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
O_o
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
How old are you?
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
14
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
:O
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Dammit, this is why I never tell people my age. Now, it gets awkward when I say something dirty.
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
XD Hey, I'm 13. Don't mean no thing.
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Not really. I'm 15.
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Oh, ok. As long as none of the older girls find out it's ok.
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
How do you not know what wanking is?
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
16. :D
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wank <--This.
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Holy fuck. That made me almost piss myself.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Doodle? Is that what kids are calling dicks these days?
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Yes. I love diddling with boys doodles.
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
-walks into room- -turns doorknob 4 times- Damn my OCD!
 
[ - ]  SpectationsCreationGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*is still ignored*
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
-doesn't ignore- Hi. How is you today?
 
[ - ]  SpectationsCreationGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Bored. How are you?
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*stops ignoring* Hi.
 
[ - ]  DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
SQUEEE! A cute little baby grape! ^_^
 
[ - ]  DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
OMG THERE'S TWO!
 
[ - ]  DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
And a brown one. Blehh..
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
When I read your comments, you always have my friend Gigi's voice... o_O
 
[ - ]  DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Well, I asure you, I am not Gigi.
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
Your... attitude, I suppose? Reminds me of her...
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Double grape. You should make a video.
 
[ - ]  SexyPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*does sexy things*
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*watches and drools*
 
[ - ]  SexyPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
<33
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
<33
 
[ - ]  DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*is not amused* *leaves* *mutters* Imaturity these days..tsk tsk..
 
[ - ]  DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*corrects spelling error
 
[ - ]  DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Is there a spelling error? Ehh..
 
[ - ]  SexyPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Psh.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Hey there, sexy. ;)
 
[ - ]  BranDaDonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*shows up with cake*
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
CAKE?!
 
[ - ]  DrySoupGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
 
[ - ]  BranDaDonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Nooo! It's right here! *shows cake*
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
The cake is fake.
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Cake never lies!
 
[ - ]  BranDaDonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
So are your girls tits. (;
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I don't have tits.
 
[ - ]  BranDaDonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Laren to raed.
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Shit! I forgot about the s.
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
*twitch* Oh no, not this shit again.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
My sister just IMed me on Facebook to tell me something she texted me two days ago. It's not like she forgot, I just didn't reply to the text so she has to make sure I read it... -_-
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Oh noes, sibling problems.
 
[ - ]  chicabonita09Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
ewww
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
precisely.
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
I can't figure out if there is a spelling error in that word. It looks wrong.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
It's because you didn't capitalize it.
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Thank you. You made my life better x|
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
No, it's right.
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Okie.
 
[ - ]  Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Hmm, my brothers friends seem to have started drinking...*is going to nick some*
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Sneak like a Ninja.
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
If they catch you, bite like a Dinosaur.
 
[ - ]  Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Usually they just give me half a glass.
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 6 months ago
*pokes* That is a bad little girl. No.
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 6 months ago
I DON'T THINK SO! *sisterness kicks in* You are NOT drinking any of that. NO. I... forbid it. I, SDC, hereby forbid you drinking alcohol... ever.
 
[ - ]  Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 6 months ago
It's a little late for that...
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
You should try juiceboxes!
 
[ - ]  Scarlet_ChemicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Yick! Juice tastes disgusting.....unless it's mixed with vodka.
 
[ - ]  StarDustCrazyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 6 months ago
D: Tsk, tsk, tsk. From here on in, you may not drink a single drop of alcohol again till at least 13, and even then no more than half a glass.
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
10 is definitely too early for drinking. Even these days.
 
[ - ]  jerseyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
10 is WAY to young to drink...
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Okie! I can drink Juiceboxes!
 
[ - ]  BrettyboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
It's easy for me when my brother drinks. He wants me to get drunk.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
There has been a new post for almost 10 minutes now. Just saying.
 
[ - ]  _Dani_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago
Okie!
 

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