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Today, I briefly considered getting car insurance, before realizing that I didn't want to deal with it at the moment. Then I had some trail mix. MLIA
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[ - ]  anonymousGood: 52Bad: 318 years, 1 month ago
this is just SOOOOO funny
 
[ - ]  beatlesfan4evr6Good: 15Bad: 87 years, 5 months ago
dude, that's so coincidental cuz today i was on unrelatedcaption.com and i saw this picture of Spiderman perched on top a tall building and it said: "Then I had some TRAIL MIX." What made it funnier was that I was cracking up laughing in math class
 
[ - ]  TheDFRAGood: 2Bad: 46 years, 10 months ago
While that is obviously true, the two aren't mutually exclusive. In this case, for instance, the fact that it is *so* mundane makes it humorous.
 
[ - ]  TheDFRAGood: 7Bad: 196 years, 10 months ago
Yeah. This person will probably never see this. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
 
[ - ]  katietaterGood: 25Bad: 96 years, 7 months ago
Please don't use the f word.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 17Bad: 76 years, 2 months ago
Fuck off.
 
[ - ]  SpottedfireGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 11 months ago
Okay how come you can type fucck but I can't even type biitch.
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 11 months ago
It was before swears were disabled.
 
[ - ]  mh1874Good: 37Bad: 147 years, 5 months ago
Aw, too bad that the point of MLIA is to be average, not funny.
 
[ - ]  happysnow98Good: 11Bad: 107 years, 1 month ago
Dude, no one cares
 
[ - ]  koolredheadGood: 2Bad: 66 years, 4 months ago
no your life is certenly NOT average
 
[ - ]  lol123eliaGood: 22Bad: 68 years ago
lol
 
[ - ]  ratcatplatypusGood: 29Bad: 138 years ago
I save the M&M's for last..
 
[ - ]  SmartenufGood: 56Bad: 58 years ago
procrastination is an art :)
 
[ - ]  SneakydeekyGood: 30Bad: 47 years, 11 months ago
trail mix solves all problems
 
[ - ]  stere0123Good: 11Bad: 67 years, 6 months ago
true, so true..
 
[ - ]  CJamesGood: 24Bad: 237 years, 10 months ago
Trail mix FTW!
 
[ - ]  JuneMalatestaGood: 28Bad: 267 years, 9 months ago
but what KIND of trail mix? >> >
 
[ - ]  yaklinGood: 18Bad: 97 years, 8 months ago
why are all of these rated below average?
 
[ - ]  HockeyChikGood: 26Bad: 47 years, 8 months ago
Because someone has too much time on their hands lol.
 
[ - ]  keelan16Good: 21Bad: 387 years, 8 months ago
i like trail mix and car insurance and harry potter
 
[ - ]  Lucky7Good: 13Bad: 157 years, 8 months ago
this made me luagh!
 
[ - ]  SimonTheGodOfHairdosGood: 14Bad: 87 years, 8 months ago
Every time I read this I get a craving for trail mix. Damn you long forgotten OP.
 
[ - ]  Ashleigh_XDGood: 5Bad: 77 years, 6 months ago
what does OP mean?
 
[ - ]  NomNomMuffinGirlGood: 19Bad: 47 years, 6 months ago
Octopus Potter o_______0
 
[ - ]  wubbthe1Good: 5Bad: 77 years, 3 months ago
original post
 
[ - ]  trolllyGood: 6Bad: 87 years ago
Original postER
 
[ - ]  OrannisTheDestroyerGood: 13Bad: 27 years ago
Even back then, you were all liars. It means Opulent Pecker.
 
[ - ]  iluvme4neverGood: 10Bad: 06 years, 5 months ago
oblong protusion
 
[ - ]  lifeislifeGood: 7Bad: 67 years, 6 months ago
YUM.
 
[ - ]  frinchoappleGood: 12Bad: 857 years, 6 months ago
srry but this is really stupid...not even funny
 
[ - ]  LittleMissNigelGood: 28Bad: 67 years, 5 months ago
You're stupid and not funny
 
[ - ]  average_haha_averageGood: 8Bad: 27 years, 2 months ago
Amen.
 
[ - ]  jessirianneGood: 5Bad: 56 years, 12 months ago
And can't spell worth a SHIT. Or end sentences with periods.
 
[ - ]  katietaterGood: 8Bad: 86 years, 7 months ago
Please don't cuss.
 
[ - ]  SpottedfireGood: 0Bad: 24 years, 11 months ago
I know it's not funny but back in the day, average meant normal.
 
[ - ]  branchlogGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 3 months ago
ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY YOU DUMB ****H MY GOD. THE POINT OF THIS WEBSITE IS TO BE AVERAGE NOT MAKE UP SHIT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.
 
[ - ]  InvisibleFriendGood: 25Bad: 47 years, 6 months ago
Bad him ^
 
[ - ]  NomNomMuffinGirlGood: 13Bad: 27 years, 6 months ago
Good InvisibleFriend ^
 
[ - ]  NomNomMuffinGirlGood: 15Bad: 37 years, 6 months ago
*pats InvisibleFriend on head*
 
[ - ]  frinchoappleGood: 2Bad: 287 years, 6 months ago
WHY? ITS DUM.
 
[ - ]  LittleMissNigelGood: 14Bad: 57 years, 5 months ago
I think you mean dumb... and why are you yelling? I don't like it.
 
[ - ]  xcobraxGood: 3Bad: 117 years, 6 months ago
You ever notice that there is no #1 enrty?
 
[ - ]  samantha2014Good: 2Bad: 37 years, 6 months ago
true...well more room for mine!!! jk :D
 
[ - ]  Ptrickd123Good: 6Bad: 37 years, 6 months ago
go to http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1 thats the first one
 
[ - ]  SpottedfireGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 11 months ago
Yes there is. U just can't comment on it.
 
[ - ]  nodaybuttomorrowGood: 9Bad: 47 years, 6 months ago
average
 
[ - ]  littleeinstienGood: 7Bad: 37 years, 6 months ago
I concur.
 
[ - ]  smartblondemeGood: 10Bad: 67 years, 6 months ago
ahhhhhh, the average days, how wonderful
 
[ - ]  LMAO-AT-YOUGood: 2Bad: 47 years, 6 months ago
COON COON CHEESE.
 
[ - ]  freesushiGood: 4Bad: 47 years, 5 months ago
mmm trail mix
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 7Bad: 77 years, 5 months ago
I, uh. I would like to kiss you.
 
[ - ]  cmpunkGood: 5Bad: 117 years, 5 months ago
fuckmccheese face
 
[ - ]  mickeynotmouseGood: 7Bad: 27 years, 5 months ago
THE SECOND MLIA
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 15Bad: 127 years, 4 months ago
Good fucking job, you can count.
 
[ - ]  WaffIeGood: 5Bad: 27 years, 4 months ago
Ahaha
 
[ - ]  Eagle_Eye_Good: 11Bad: 27 years, 4 months ago
I wish i could count
 
[ - ]  ADDgurl8DGood: 4Bad: 17 years, 4 months ago
Me too.
 
[ - ]  CortGood: 15Bad: 17 years, 2 months ago
Me four...oh crap
 
[ - ]  katietaterGood: 1Bad: 96 years, 7 months ago
Please do not use the f word.
 
[ - ]  iluvme4neverGood: 2Bad: 56 years, 5 months ago
fuck off
 
[ - ]  Wally33Good: 5Bad: 77 years, 4 months ago
MKIA http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1545574
 
[ - ]  sawamanderGood: 53Bad: 87 years, 3 months ago
I'd rather read MLIA stories like this rather than, "OMG, SO TODAY I SAW HARRY POTTER COLORING IN A COLORING BOOK WITH GLOW IN THE DARK CRAYONS WEARING A SNUGGIE AND WHEN I GOT CLOSER TO HIM THE COLORING BOOK WAS DINOSAURS AND I WAS LYKE, ZOMG AND WE BECAME BEST FRIENDS AND WE HAVE A DATE THIS SATURDAY YAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYAY. BEST. LIFE. EVERRRRRR. LOLLLL MLIA." That just irks me.
 
[ - ]  you_are_a_pirateGood: 7Bad: 47 years ago
Lol. And yay for the word irk.
 
[ - ]  EmilyIsNotMyNameGood: 4Bad: 26 years, 6 months ago
Or " today I realized that google is better then yahoo OMFG toooooooooo cooooo" I'm like shut the f up
 
[ - ]  PiGuy17Good: 7Bad: 26 years, 5 months ago
I always vote meh on Google vs Yahoo.
 
[ - ]  JointheMustacheClubGood: 4Bad: 26 years, 6 months ago
I fucking love you. This is soo true.
 
[ - ]  reader_99Good: 12Bad: 27 years, 3 months ago
wow, the MLIA's from the beginning are WAY different from the MLIA'a now...
 
[ - ]  Krissyx33Good: 4Bad: 26 years, 10 months ago
because they were averageeeee <3
 
[ - ]  TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 2Bad: 57 years, 3 months ago
Testing something out.
 
[ - ]  underscore65Good: 4Bad: 37 years, 3 months ago
Trail mix is delicious
 
[ - ]  MarshmallowLuvGood: 9Bad: 77 years, 3 months ago
I rather enjoy the average stories. Too bad some people don't get that they're not supposed to be funny, but instead average.
 
[ - ]  DuranDuran94Good: 6Bad: 47 years, 3 months ago
Funny? I see no humor in them, just stupidity and stories about Harry Potter loving ninjas in snuggies with dinosaurs on them.
 
[ - ]  Bubbles1998Good: 3Bad: 66 years, 5 months ago
Says the boy who's user name is Duran Duran btw they suck and if this site is so stupid why do you have an account
 
[ - ]  FreedomForAsteroidsGood: 6Bad: 47 years, 3 months ago
Sigh. I miss the average stories.
 
[ - ]  sgrace91Good: 3Bad: 37 years, 3 months ago
Don't you need car insurance in order to drive legally?
 
[ - ]  CortGood: 0Bad: 37 years, 2 months ago
no. you don't need car insurance--unless you get into an accident, in which case it's kind of helpful
 
[ - ]  IamagnomeGood: 5Bad: 27 years, 2 months ago
HOLY SIMBA! I love trail mix too!But the M&M's are the best so I save them for last..
 
[ - ]  unAboveAverageGood: 5Bad: 37 years, 2 months ago
What's the point of "meh"-ing the OP when he submitted such an average story? Isn't that the point?
 
[ - ]  __amosGood: 5Bad: 47 years, 2 months ago
This is an actual average story. Unlike the stories submitted now.
 
[ - ]  SteamworksphinxGood: 4Bad: 37 years, 2 months ago
Hooray trail mix
 
[ - ]  ilovealmondjoyGood: 6Bad: 27 years, 1 month ago
This is how I deal with my problems. I eat some trail mix.
 
[ - ]  Angel67Good: 5Bad: 117 years, 1 month ago
I wanna fuck a monkey sideways running in your car on a friday
 
[ - ]  katietaterGood: 5Bad: 46 years, 7 months ago
Please do not use the f word. Especially if you are supposed to be an angel.
 
[ - ]  bjmcandrew07Good: 6Bad: 117 years ago
Who wants to hear about somebodys boring day. I mean how can somebody think thats intresting and read it for an hour?
 
[ - ]  Krissyx33Good: 6Bad: 46 years, 10 months ago
BECAUSE IT'S AVERAGE, DAMN IT!
 
[ - ]  jmayrodGood: 4Bad: 207 years ago
old MLIAs SUCKED
 
you know what? this MLIA is average, unlike your MLIAs which probably are a lot worse than this one. how can you read the new MLIAs for an hour when they're all fake and stupid anyway?
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 5Bad: 37 years ago
Oh how I miss these days...
 
[ - ]  FlopalopGood: 5Bad: 26 years, 11 months ago
I don't like the new ones, nor do I want them around, but seeing as they're everywhere, they have become average in the realm of this site. Sorry people, I wish I could say differently, but the fake ones are now the new average.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 8Bad: 16 years, 11 months ago
*smells* Smells like average to me.
 
[ - ]  TehBomberGurlGood: 0Bad: 26 years, 10 months ago
My sister did that :3
 
[ - ]  Krissyx33Good: 1Bad: 36 years, 10 months ago
YES. i love this. it's actually average.
 
[ - ]  Annabeth_Chase12Good: 4Bad: 46 years, 10 months ago
*sigh* I miss this...
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 11 months ago
I miss YOU.
 
[ - ]  iLikeToEatBabiesGood: 2Bad: 76 years, 8 months ago
I want to flip this post over, and fuck it. Thats how much I love it.
 
[ - ]  katietaterGood: 3Bad: 46 years, 7 months ago
Please do not use the f word.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 11Bad: 36 years, 7 months ago
Get fucked.
 
[ - ]  zebralizardGood: 5Bad: 26 years, 6 months ago
fuck you
 
[ - ]  EmilyIsNotMyNameGood: 0Bad: 16 years, 6 months ago
You have said that at least 3 times just on this post. The word will still be used it's a free coutry
 
[ - ]  PiGuy17Good: 3Bad: 26 years, 5 months ago
It fucking is, with fucking freedom of speech granted by the first - fucking - amendment.
 
[ - ]  yamileth091Good: 6Bad: 86 years, 6 months ago
Who wants to cyber fuck me?
 
[ - ]  FacepalmGeekGood: 5Bad: 16 years, 5 months ago
New post.
 
[ - ]  iwouldlikesometoastGood: 5Bad: 26 years, 5 months ago
Dear FacepalmGeek, For some reason, your name makes me incredulously happy. Thank you.
 
[ - ]  TangboyGood: 2Bad: 16 years, 5 months ago
He made a good decision
 
[ - ]  _Narrator_Good: 5Bad: 16 years, 5 months ago
Everyone always forgets the second post.
 
[ - ]  shortfryGood: 3Bad: 06 years, 5 months ago
OMG I FREAKING LOVE TRAIL MIX!!!! WHAT WAS IN IT???
 
[ - ]  NinjaBananaMonkeyGood: 20Bad: 16 years, 5 months ago
Today, i wanted to see the very first post posted on MLIA. The server was full. So i went to #2. MLIA
 
[ - ]  monkey23highGood: 5Bad: 06 years, 5 months ago
same here
 
[ - ]  mrluigi13131313Good: 4Bad: 106 years, 5 months ago
This story is so stupid
 
[ - ]  mrluigi13131313Good: 4Bad: 126 years, 5 months ago
This story is so stupid
 
[ - ]  IRockYourSocksOffGood: 3Bad: 36 years, 5 months ago
Your face is stupid
 
[ - ]  Arrow_AblazeGood: 1Bad: 06 years, 5 months ago
Please tell me your exact thought process in coming up with such an argument.
 
[ - ]  fetacheeseGood: 8Bad: 26 years, 4 months ago
How is this story NOT average? This is what MLIA is meant to be all about people! Instead of all the crap people post nowadays. This website is everything BUT average now thanks to the dorks that posted all those stupid lies.
 
[ - ]  BigBeefGood: 6Bad: 16 years, 4 months ago
I went to comment on the first post, but the server was down, so I had to settle for this one.
 
[ - ]  BigBeefGood: 3Bad: 06 years, 4 months ago
And then I clicked the wrong reply button. Fml.
 
[ - ]  myusernamewastaken24timesGood: 5Bad: 16 years, 4 months ago
I wanted to go to the first post, but It was down. So, I came here.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 2Bad: 16 years, 4 months ago
ah hah me too
 
[ - ]  LawnFairyGood: 4Bad: 16 years, 4 months ago
Same here. Let's throw a party.
 
[ - ]  slyhunterGood: 1Bad: 06 years, 3 months ago
me too
 
[ - ]  fastest2Good: 2Bad: 36 years, 4 months ago
first
 
[ - ]  TrixareformeGood: 4Bad: 26 years, 4 months ago
I like the old stories because they are what this site is made for. I mean, I like some of the funny newer stories, but this isn't the place for them
 
[ - ]  99tacoloverGood: 1Bad: 16 years, 3 months ago
I'm commenting here because an error occurs when you try to comment on the first post.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 3Bad: 26 years, 3 months ago
furst lol
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 16 years, 3 months ago
O_O
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 16 years, 3 months ago
FUCK YEAH, TRAILMIX
 
[ - ]  jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 3Bad: 26 years, 2 months ago
Jonjacobjingleheimerschmitt.
 
[ - ]  zombieseatvampiresGood: 1Bad: 06 years, 2 months ago
his name is my name to
 
[ - ]  luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 04 years ago
Whenever I go out
 
[ - ]  luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 04 years ago
The people always shout
 
[ - ]  luckycharmedGood: 2Bad: 04 years ago
Get the fuuck back inside you ugly biitch.
 
[ - ]  fastest2Good: 2Bad: 06 years, 2 months ago
This post is post number 2. I am fastest2. I like this post.
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 11 months ago
Speedy, I miss you. You will probably never see this. Okay, bye.
 
[ - ]  fastest2Good: 4Bad: 16 years, 2 months ago
*number two dance*
 
[ - ]  zombieseatvampiresGood: 7Bad: 56 years, 2 months ago
this story was waaaay better then some stupid clevorbot/googlevsyahoo/mysteryseeker/harrypotter/whatever that person felt like making up crap. I wish the new stories were like this, I actually laughed out loud.
 
[ - ]  chilbert0726Good: 2Bad: 56 years ago
eww..go away
 
[ - ]  Blade472Good: 1Bad: 16 years, 1 month ago
This reminds me of the trail of hair that runs down to your pubic area. :D
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 16 years ago
New Post.
 
[ - ]  Blade472Good: 0Bad: 06 years ago
:D
 
[ - ]  cait_paintGood: 0Bad: 05 years, 11 months ago
Ninja!!
 
[ - ]  ThisismynonosquareGood: 0Bad: 16 years ago
IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS!
 
[ - ]  chilbert0726Good: 0Bad: 06 years ago
AND GETTIN CAUGHT IN THE RAIN!
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 10 months ago
MAKING SWEET LOVE AT MIDNIGHT.
 
[ - ]  erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 16 years ago
Some of the comments on this.. Oh my Jesus.
 
[ - ]  casiferGood: 15Bad: 45 years, 11 months ago
MLIA Stands for "My life is average" and is used at the ends of posts on mylifeisaverage.com. Also an abbreviation for the website itself. There are two types of MLIA posts: 1) An actually average post. These post chronicle the actual things people do during the day, so that the average person can relate. Sadly, these posts are currently almost nonexistent. An example: "Today, I was surfing the web instead of working when I came across a link to MLIA. I giggled, then looked guiltily around to see if anyone had heard. I don't think they did. MLIA." 2) A fake post. These posts are about people who have seemed to have mistaken "MLIA" for "my life is awesome." They usually have to do with Harry Potter, the word "epic," Yahoo versus Google, the phrases "Mind. Blown," and "I'm still confused," cool teachers, and stereotypes. They also usually aren't as grammatically correct as the average posts. They are usually funny, but once you've read a really average post, you hate them from the bottom of your heart. These posts have taken over MLIA. An example: "Today, after reading all of the other comments about the Google vs. Yahoo war I decided I'd try it out. I typed 'penguins are' into both of them. Yahoo says they are mammals. Google said 'penguins are my favorite sort of frogs.' Definate win. MLIA."
 
[ - ]  Copy_PasteGood: 2Bad: 05 years, 11 months ago
This should be in the FAQ.
 
[ - ]  Copy_PasteGood: 0Bad: 05 years, 11 months ago
Hey, I just realized, these are the first two comments I have made tjat don't involve copying or pasting.
 
[ - ]  Copy_PasteGood: 0Bad: 05 years, 11 months ago
*that
 
[ - ]  BackwardsDominoGood: 2Bad: 24 years, 11 months ago
It's true, but the MLIA posts that are in the second category are way more hilarious. This post is boring (personally) and doesn't entertain me. Average has kind of changed meanings for this website. I mean, I don't care if you ate trail mix, or if it was too cold to go for a walk, or if you watched TV for an hour. Would you rather laugh at random things that happened in people's lives, or would you like to just hear about what people are eating.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 03 years, 4 months ago
Hear about what people are eating.
 
[ - ]  hpgrrlGood: 2Bad: 25 years, 10 months ago
Hi.
 
[ - ]  HaffPintGood: 2Bad: 15 years, 9 months ago
hello:)
 
[ - ]  brad192837Good: 0Bad: 05 years, 9 months ago
Duck you.
 
[ - ]  HaffPintGood: 1Bad: 15 years, 9 months ago
your a creep. quit creeping on me.
 
[ - ]  da_girlGood: 1Bad: 15 years, 9 months ago
hahahaha the last post is meessedd up!!
 
[ - ]  drum2010Good: 2Bad: 15 years, 9 months ago
trail mix beats car insurance yet again
 
[ - ]  ChocolateChipGood: 1Bad: 15 years, 9 months ago
Herp derp.
 
[ - ]  Pyro_is_a_KillJoyGood: 0Bad: 05 years, 8 months ago
CHIPPY. What a coincidence.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 3Bad: 25 years, 8 months ago
I am fat. x_x
 
[ - ]  zakairGood: 4Bad: 15 years, 3 months ago
Indeed.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 15 years, 2 months ago
I miss this so hard in the eye.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 05 years, 2 months ago
lmfao wtf
 
[ - ]  TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 11 months ago
Why am I here?
 
[ - ]  pandaluvrGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 11 months ago
mlia come back to life
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 10 months ago
DHIIT FUUCK PISS NIGGGA SEAL SCROTUM POOP CRAAP IM BORED LOL BOOBA.
 
[ - ]  FieldForceGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 9 months ago
lol
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 7 months ago
So hi
 
[ - ]  SantaCanGoFallDownMyChimneyGood: 2Bad: 04 years, 5 months ago
I miss this so hard in the rectum
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 4 months ago
You're like two days old what the fcuk
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Hey there.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Hi.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*squeezes ass*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Mmmm. *grabs junk*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
You feel it?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Yeah... It's soo big.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Take it out *squeezes tits*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*takes it out* Oh my god!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Let me see those titties, girl.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*takes off shirt and bra* *begins stroking dick*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*licks nipples* Don't forget the balls, baby.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Okay, daddy. *rubs balls*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Turn around. I want to see that ass.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*turns around* *slowly pulls down pants* Should I take my panties off too, daddy?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Let me. *takes panties off* *spanks*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Ow, daddy! That hurts!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
You deserve it, you naughty little b'itch. *spreads asscheeks*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Don't touch my kitty, daddy!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*licks assh0le and fingers pussy*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Daddy, no!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*spanks again* Quiet, girl!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Sorry, daddy... Can I pet your snake now?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Sure, baby.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*gasp* It got so much bigger!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
You want to put it in your mouth?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
...I don't think it's going to fit... But I'll try. *wraps lips around throbbing dick*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*begins thrusting down throat*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*gagging* *tears running down face*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*pulls dick out* *slaps face with c0ck*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
I couldn't breathe daddy! *begins sucking balls*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Gargle them.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*gargles*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*punches* You can do better than that!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*begins to softly cry* I don't want to play anymore...
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Get up. I said get up!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*slowly gets up*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Turn around. Now.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
No! I'm done!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*wraps fingers around throat* Listen to me you little sIut. You will do everything I tell you to do. If I tell you to swallow my cum, you say "Yes, daddy." If I shove my fist all the way up your tight little ass, you say "Thank you, daddy!" Do you f'ucking understand me? Do you?!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*cries* Yes. Sorry, daddy. *turns around*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*spreads asscheeks* *puts dick in assh0le*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
AHHH! OH MY GOD! IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO MUCH!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
YOU F'UCKING C'UNT! WHAT DID I TELL YOU TO SAY?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*cries* Thank you... *cries harder*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*pulls bloody dick out* Look what you've done! You got blood all over my c0ck! Lick it up!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*licks it up* Are we done yet?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*punches* WE'RE DONE WHEN THE LAST DROP OF MY CUM IS SLIDING DOWN YOU'RE RAPED THROAT, YOU WHORE!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*cries*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
You ready to have your cherry popped? *puts in pussy*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Oww! It hurts! It's too big!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*f'ucks harder*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*tries to push away* *slaps* STOP IT! I SAID STOP IT! I'M DONE, YOU SICK F'UCK! I'M CALLING THE COPS!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*grabs head* *slams on the floor* *slams again* I WILL F'UCKING KILL YOU.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*blacks out*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*continues raping*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*wakes up* Oh god! It wasn't a nightmare!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
You ready for my hot cum? I SAID ARE YOU F'UCKING READY?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
No! No! No! No! I'm done! I'm done! Please, STOP!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*violently turns around* *shoves dick down throat*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*gags*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Swallow it. Swallow my dick.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*swallows*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Again! Keep doing it!
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*swallows four times*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*cums down throat* Swallow my cum, girl. Do it.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*swallows cum* *cries*
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*takes dick out* *pulls out gun* You've been a good little girl. Now it's time to go to sleep.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
NO! NO, PLEASE! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! *cries* I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL F'UCK YOU EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LI--
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 4Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*shoots in the mouth* F'ucking c'unt. *drags body into trunk of car* *drives to the lake* *dumps body in the water* *drives home* *drinks a beer and watches TV* *goes to bed*
 
Don't you actually have a kid
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 4Bad: 04 years ago
I'm afraid this sex scene isn't Oceansoul Approved because rape is not Oceansoul Approved. Sorry...
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 04 years ago
"don't touch my kitty" omfg dude what is wrong with you
 
I have two kids
 
[ - ]  FlamesomewhereGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
*your
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 4Bad: 04 years ago
i love most of you guys dearly but sometimes i wonder what goes through your sick little minds
 
[ - ]  luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 04 years ago
Scary, scary things.
 
[ - ]  luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 04 years ago
Huh. This is still here. I keep waiting for Mek to delete it.
 
[ - ]  PedzGood: 1Bad: 03 years, 4 months ago
holy shit iwyv i forgot all about this
 
[ - ]  IWYV_is_a_blobfishGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago
I'm gonna jack off to this
 

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