MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] anonymousGood: 51Bad: 314 years, 1 month ago

this is just SOOOOO funny

[ - ] beatlesfan4evr6Good: 15Bad: 83 years, 5 months ago

dude, that's so coincidental cuz today i was on unrelatedcaption.com and i saw this picture of Spiderman perched on top a tall building and it said: "Then I had some TRAIL MIX." What made it funnier was that I was cracking up laughing in math class

[ - ] TheDFRAGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 10 months ago

While that is obviously true, the two aren't mutually exclusive. In this case, for instance, the fact that it is *so* mundane makes it humorous.

[ - ] TheDFRAGood: 7Bad: 182 years, 10 months ago

Yeah. This person will probably never see this. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

[ - ] katietaterGood: 25Bad: 92 years, 7 months ago

Please don't use the f word.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 15Bad: 72 years, 2 months ago

Fuck off.

[ - ] SpottedfireGood: 0Bad: 111 months, 2 weeks ago

Okay how come you can type fucck but I can't even type biitch.

[ - ] TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago

It was before swears were disabled.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 37Bad: 143 years, 5 months ago

Aw, too bad that the point of MLIA is to be average, not funny.

[ - ] happysnow98Good: 11Bad: 103 years, 1 month ago

Dude, no one cares

[ - ] koolredheadGood: 2Bad: 62 years, 4 months ago

no your life is certenly NOT average

[ - ] lol123eliaGood: 22Bad: 53 years, 11 months ago

lol

[ - ] ratcatplatypusGood: 26Bad: 123 years, 11 months ago

I save the M&M's for last..

[ - ] SmartenufGood: 52Bad: 53 years, 11 months ago

procrastination is an art :)

[ - ] SneakydeekyGood: 27Bad: 43 years, 10 months ago

trail mix solves all problems

[ - ] stere0123Good: 9Bad: 63 years, 6 months ago

true, so true..

[ - ] CJamesGood: 22Bad: 223 years, 10 months ago

Trail mix FTW!

[ - ] JuneMalatestaGood: 26Bad: 263 years, 9 months ago

but what KIND of trail mix? >> >

[ - ] yaklinGood: 17Bad: 93 years, 8 months ago

why are all of these rated below average?

[ - ] HockeyChikGood: 25Bad: 43 years, 8 months ago

Because someone has too much time on their hands lol.

[ - ] keelan16Good: 20Bad: 373 years, 8 months ago

i like trail mix and car insurance and harry potter

[ - ] Lucky7Good: 12Bad: 143 years, 8 months ago

this made me luagh!

[ - ] SimonTheGodOfHairdosGood: 13Bad: 83 years, 7 months ago

Every time I read this I get a craving for trail mix. Damn you long forgotten OP.

[ - ] Ashleigh_XDGood: 5Bad: 73 years, 5 months ago

what does OP mean?

[ - ] NomNomMuffinGirlGood: 19Bad: 43 years, 5 months ago

Octopus Potter o_______0

[ - ] wubbthe1Good: 5Bad: 73 years, 3 months ago

original post

[ - ] trolllyGood: 6Bad: 83 years ago

Original postER

[ - ] OrannisTheDestroyerGood: 13Bad: 23 years ago

Even back then, you were all liars. It means Opulent Pecker.

[ - ] iluvme4neverGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

oblong protusion

[ - ] lifeislifeGood: 7Bad: 63 years, 6 months ago

YUM.

[ - ] frinchoappleGood: 12Bad: 843 years, 6 months ago

srry but this is really stupid...not even funny

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 28Bad: 63 years, 5 months ago

You're stupid and not funny

[ - ] average_haha_averageGood: 8Bad: 23 years, 1 month ago

Amen.

[ - ] jessirianneGood: 5Bad: 52 years, 11 months ago

And can't spell worth a SHIT. Or end sentences with periods.

[ - ] katietaterGood: 8Bad: 82 years, 7 months ago

Please don't cuss.

[ - ] SpottedfireGood: 0Bad: 211 months, 2 weeks ago

I know it's not funny but back in the day, average meant normal.

[ - ] branchlogGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 1 week ago

ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY YOU DUMB ****H MY GOD. THE POINT OF THIS WEBSITE IS TO BE AVERAGE NOT MAKE UP SHIT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.

[ - ] InvisibleFriendGood: 25Bad: 43 years, 6 months ago

Bad him ^

[ - ] NomNomMuffinGirlGood: 13Bad: 23 years, 5 months ago

Good InvisibleFriend ^

[ - ] NomNomMuffinGirlGood: 15Bad: 33 years, 5 months ago

*pats InvisibleFriend on head*

[ - ] frinchoappleGood: 2Bad: 283 years, 5 months ago

WHY? ITS DUM.

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 14Bad: 53 years, 5 months ago

I think you mean dumb... and why are you yelling? I don't like it.

[ - ] xcobraxGood: 3Bad: 113 years, 6 months ago

You ever notice that there is no #1 enrty?

[ - ] samantha2014Good: 2Bad: 33 years, 5 months ago

true...well more room for mine!!! jk :D

[ - ] Ptrickd123Good: 6Bad: 33 years, 5 months ago

go to http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1 thats the first one

[ - ] SpottedfireGood: 0Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago

Yes there is. U just can't comment on it.

[ - ] nodaybuttomorrowGood: 8Bad: 43 years, 5 months ago

average

[ - ] littleeinstienGood: 7Bad: 33 years, 5 months ago

I concur.

[ - ] smartblondemeGood: 10Bad: 63 years, 5 months ago

ahhhhhh, the average days, how wonderful

[ - ] LMAO-AT-YOUGood: 2Bad: 43 years, 5 months ago

COON COON CHEESE.

[ - ] freesushiGood: 4Bad: 43 years, 5 months ago

mmm trail mix

[ - ] MobileGood: 7Bad: 73 years, 5 months ago

I, uh. I would like to kiss you.

[ - ] cmpunkGood: 5Bad: 113 years, 5 months ago

fuckmccheese face

[ - ] mickeynotmouseGood: 7Bad: 23 years, 4 months ago

THE SECOND MLIA

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 15Bad: 123 years, 4 months ago

Good fucking job, you can count.

[ - ] WaffIeGood: 5Bad: 23 years, 4 months ago

Ahaha

[ - ] Eagle_Eye_Good: 11Bad: 23 years, 4 months ago

I wish i could count

[ - ] ADDgurl8DGood: 4Bad: 13 years, 3 months ago

Me too.

[ - ] CortGood: 15Bad: 13 years, 2 months ago

Me four...oh crap

[ - ] katietaterGood: 1Bad: 82 years, 7 months ago

Please do not use the f word.

[ - ] iluvme4neverGood: 1Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

fuck off

[ - ] Wally33Good: 5Bad: 73 years, 3 months ago

MKIA http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1545574

[ - ] sawamanderGood: 53Bad: 83 years, 3 months ago

I'd rather read MLIA stories like this rather than, "OMG, SO TODAY I SAW HARRY POTTER COLORING IN A COLORING BOOK WITH GLOW IN THE DARK CRAYONS WEARING A SNUGGIE AND WHEN I GOT CLOSER TO HIM THE COLORING BOOK WAS DINOSAURS AND I WAS LYKE, ZOMG AND WE BECAME BEST FRIENDS AND WE HAVE A DATE THIS SATURDAY YAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYAY. BEST. LIFE. EVERRRRRR. LOLLLL MLIA." That just irks me.

[ - ] you_are_a_pirateGood: 7Bad: 42 years, 12 months ago

Lol. And yay for the word irk.

[ - ] EmilyIsNotMyNameGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Or " today I realized that google is better then yahoo OMFG toooooooooo cooooo" I'm like shut the f up

[ - ] PiGuy17Good: 7Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

I always vote meh on Google vs Yahoo.

[ - ] JointheMustacheClubGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

I fucking love you. This is soo true.

[ - ] reader_99Good: 12Bad: 23 years, 3 months ago

wow, the MLIA's from the beginning are WAY different from the MLIA'a now...

[ - ] Krissyx33Good: 4Bad: 22 years, 10 months ago

because they were averageeeee <3

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 2Bad: 53 years, 3 months ago

Testing something out.

[ - ] underscore65Good: 3Bad: 33 years, 3 months ago

Trail mix is delicious

[ - ] MarshmallowLuvGood: 9Bad: 73 years, 3 months ago

I rather enjoy the average stories. Too bad some people don't get that they're not supposed to be funny, but instead average.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 6Bad: 43 years, 3 months ago

Funny? I see no humor in them, just stupidity and stories about Harry Potter loving ninjas in snuggies with dinosaurs on them.

[ - ] Bubbles1998Good: 3Bad: 62 years, 5 months ago

Says the boy who's user name is Duran Duran btw they suck and if this site is so stupid why do you have an account

[ - ] FreedomForAsteroidsGood: 6Bad: 43 years, 3 months ago

Sigh. I miss the average stories.

[ - ] sgrace91Good: 3Bad: 33 years, 3 months ago

Don't you need car insurance in order to drive legally?

[ - ] CortGood: 0Bad: 33 years, 2 months ago

no. you don't need car insurance--unless you get into an accident, in which case it's kind of helpful

[ - ] IamagnomeGood: 5Bad: 23 years, 2 months ago

HOLY SIMBA! I love trail mix too!But the M&M's are the best so I save them for last..

[ - ] unAboveAverageGood: 5Bad: 33 years, 2 months ago

What's the point of "meh"-ing the OP when he submitted such an average story? Isn't that the point?

[ - ] __amosGood: 5Bad: 43 years, 2 months ago

This is an actual average story. Unlike the stories submitted now.

[ - ] SteamworksphinxGood: 4Bad: 33 years, 1 month ago

Hooray trail mix

[ - ] ilovealmondjoyGood: 6Bad: 23 years, 1 month ago

This is how I deal with my problems. I eat some trail mix.

[ - ] Angel67Good: 5Bad: 113 years, 1 month ago

I wanna fuck a monkey sideways running in your car on a friday

[ - ] katietaterGood: 5Bad: 32 years, 7 months ago

Please do not use the f word. Especially if you are supposed to be an angel.

[ - ] bjmcandrew07Good: 6Bad: 113 years ago

Who wants to hear about somebodys boring day. I mean how can somebody think thats intresting and read it for an hour?

[ - ] Krissyx33Good: 6Bad: 42 years, 10 months ago

BECAUSE IT'S AVERAGE, DAMN IT!

[ - ] jmayrodGood: 4Bad: 192 years, 12 months ago

old MLIAs SUCKED

[ - ] whataninterestingcrayonGood: 5Bad: 72 years, 11 months ago

you know what? this MLIA is average, unlike your MLIAs which probably are a lot worse than this one. how can you read the new MLIAs for an hour when they're all fake and stupid anyway?

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 5Bad: 32 years, 11 months ago

Oh how I miss these days...

[ - ] FlopalopGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 11 months ago

I don't like the new ones, nor do I want them around, but seeing as they're everywhere, they have become average in the realm of this site. Sorry people, I wish I could say differently, but the fake ones are now the new average.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 8Bad: 12 years, 10 months ago

*smells* Smells like average to me.

[ - ] TehBomberGurlGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 10 months ago

My sister did that :3

[ - ] Krissyx33Good: 1Bad: 32 years, 10 months ago

YES. i love this. it's actually average.

[ - ] Annabeth_Chase12Good: 4Bad: 42 years, 10 months ago

*sigh* I miss this...

[ - ] TheCatinatorGood: 1Bad: 011 months, 2 weeks ago

I miss YOU.

[ - ] iLikeToEatBabiesGood: 1Bad: 72 years, 8 months ago

I want to flip this post over, and fuck it. Thats how much I love it.

[ - ] katietaterGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 7 months ago

Please do not use the f word.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 10Bad: 32 years, 7 months ago

Get fucked.

[ - ] zebralizardGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 6 months ago

fuck you

[ - ] EmilyIsNotMyNameGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

You have said that at least 3 times just on this post. The word will still be used it's a free coutry

[ - ] PiGuy17Good: 2Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

It fucking is, with fucking freedom of speech granted by the first - fucking - amendment.

[ - ] yamileth091Good: 5Bad: 82 years, 6 months ago

Who wants to cyber fuck me?

[ - ] FacepalmGeekGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

New post.

[ - ] iwouldlikesometoastGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Dear FacepalmGeek, For some reason, your name makes me incredulously happy. Thank you.

[ - ] TangboyGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

He made a good decision

[ - ] _Narrator_Good: 5Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Everyone always forgets the second post.

[ - ] shortfryGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

OMG I FREAKING LOVE TRAIL MIX!!!! WHAT WAS IN IT???

[ - ] NinjaBananaMonkeyGood: 20Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Today, i wanted to see the very first post posted on MLIA. The server was full. So i went to #2. MLIA

[ - ] monkey23highGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

same here

[ - ] mrluigi13131313Good: 4Bad: 102 years, 5 months ago

This story is so stupid

[ - ] mrluigi13131313Good: 4Bad: 122 years, 5 months ago

This story is so stupid

[ - ] IRockYourSocksOffGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

Your face is stupid

[ - ] Arrow_AblazeGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Please tell me your exact thought process in coming up with such an argument.

[ - ] fetacheeseGood: 8Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

How is this story NOT average? This is what MLIA is meant to be all about people! Instead of all the crap people post nowadays. This website is everything BUT average now thanks to the dorks that posted all those stupid lies.

[ - ] BigBeefGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

I went to comment on the first post, but the server was down, so I had to settle for this one.

[ - ] BigBeefGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

And then I clicked the wrong reply button. Fml.

[ - ] myusernamewastaken24timesGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

I wanted to go to the first post, but It was down. So, I came here.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

ah hah me too

[ - ] LawnFairyGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Same here. Let's throw a party.

[ - ] slyhunterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

me too

[ - ] fastest2Good: 2Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago

first

[ - ] TrixareformeGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

I like the old stories because they are what this site is made for. I mean, I like some of the funny newer stories, but this isn't the place for them

[ - ] 99tacoloverGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

I'm commenting here because an error occurs when you try to comment on the first post.

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

furst lol

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

O_O

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

FUCK YEAH, TRAILMIX

[ - ] jonjacobjingleheimerschmittGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Jonjacobjingleheimerschmitt.

[ - ] zombieseatvampiresGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

his name is my name to

[ - ] fastest2Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

This post is post number 2. I am fastest2. I like this post.

[ - ] TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 111 months, 2 weeks ago

Speedy, I miss you. You will probably never see this. Okay, bye.

[ - ] fastest2Good: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*number two dance*

[ - ] zombieseatvampiresGood: 7Bad: 52 years, 1 month ago

this story was waaaay better then some stupid clevorbot/googlevsyahoo/mysteryseeker/harrypotter/whatever that person felt like making up crap. I wish the new stories were like this, I actually laughed out loud.

[ - ] chilbert0726Good: 1Bad: 52 years ago

eww..go away

[ - ] Blade472Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

This reminds me of the trail of hair that runs down to your pubic area. :D

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

New Post.

[ - ] Blade472Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

:D

[ - ] cait_paintGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ninja!!

[ - ] ThisismynonosquareGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS!

[ - ] chilbert0726Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

AND GETTIN CAUGHT IN THE RAIN!

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago

MAKING SWEET LOVE AT MIDNIGHT.

[ - ] erinsayyysssGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

Some of the comments on this.. Oh my Jesus.

[ - ] casiferGood: 14Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

MLIA Stands for "My life is average" and is used at the ends of posts on mylifeisaverage.com. Also an abbreviation for the website itself. There are two types of MLIA posts: 1) An actually average post. These post chronicle the actual things people do during the day, so that the average person can relate. Sadly, these posts are currently almost nonexistent. An example: "Today, I was surfing the web instead of working when I came across a link to MLIA. I giggled, then looked guiltily around to see if anyone had heard. I don't think they did. MLIA." 2) A fake post. These posts are about people who have seemed to have mistaken "MLIA" for "my life is awesome." They usually have to do with Harry Potter, the word "epic," Yahoo versus Google, the phrases "Mind. Blown," and "I'm still confused," cool teachers, and stereotypes. They also usually aren't as grammatically correct as the average posts. They are usually funny, but once you've read a really average post, you hate them from the bottom of your heart. These posts have taken over MLIA. An example: "Today, after reading all of the other comments about the Google vs. Yahoo war I decided I'd try it out. I typed 'penguins are' into both of them. Yahoo says they are mammals. Google said 'penguins are my favorite sort of frogs.' Definate win. MLIA."

[ - ] Copy_PasteGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This should be in the FAQ.

[ - ] Copy_PasteGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey, I just realized, these are the first two comments I have made tjat don't involve copying or pasting.

[ - ] Copy_PasteGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*that

[ - ] BackwardsDominoGood: 1Bad: 111 months ago

It's true, but the MLIA posts that are in the second category are way more hilarious. This post is boring (personally) and doesn't entertain me. Average has kind of changed meanings for this website. I mean, I don't care if you ate trail mix, or if it was too cold to go for a walk, or if you watched TV for an hour. Would you rather laugh at random things that happened in people's lives, or would you like to just hear about what people are eating.

[ - ] hpgrrlGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

Hi.

[ - ] HaffPintGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

hello:)

[ - ] brad192837Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Duck you.

[ - ] HaffPintGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

your a creep. quit creeping on me.

[ - ] da_girlGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

hahahaha the last post is meessedd up!!

[ - ] drum2010Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

trail mix beats car insurance yet again

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

Herp derp.

[ - ] Pyro_is_a_KillJoyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

CHIPPY. What a coincidence.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

I am fat. x_x

[ - ] zakairGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

Indeed.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

I miss this so hard in the eye.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

lmfao wtf

[ - ] TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 111 months, 2 weeks ago

Why am I here?

[ - ] pandaluvrGood: 0Bad: 111 months, 2 weeks ago

mlia come back to life

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 110 months, 2 weeks ago

DHIIT FUUCK PISS NIGGGA SEAL SCROTUM POOP CRAAP IM BORED LOL BOOBA.

[ - ] FieldForceGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

lol

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 07 months ago

So hi

[ - ] SantaCanGoFallDownMyChimneyGood: 1Bad: 05 months, 2 weeks ago

I miss this so hard in the rectum

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago

You're like two days old what the fcuk

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Hey there.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Hi.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*squeezes ass*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Mmmm. *grabs junk*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

You feel it?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Yeah... It's soo big.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Take it out *squeezes tits*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*takes it out* Oh my god!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Let me see those titties, girl.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*takes off shirt and bra* *begins stroking dick*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*licks nipples* Don't forget the balls, baby.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Okay, daddy. *rubs balls*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Turn around. I want to see that ass.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*turns around* *slowly pulls down pants* Should I take my panties off too, daddy?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Let me. *takes panties off* *spanks*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Ow, daddy! That hurts!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

You deserve it, you naughty little b'itch. *spreads asscheeks*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Don't touch my kitty, daddy!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*licks assh0le and fingers pussy*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Daddy, no!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*spanks again* Quiet, girl!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Sorry, daddy... Can I pet your snake now?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Sure, baby.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*gasp* It got so much bigger!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

You want to put it in your mouth?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

...I don't think it's going to fit... But I'll try. *wraps lips around throbbing dick*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*begins thrusting down throat*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*gagging* *tears running down face*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*pulls dick out* *slaps face with c0ck*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

I couldn't breathe daddy! *begins sucking balls*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Gargle them.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*gargles*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*punches* You can do better than that!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*begins to softly cry* I don't want to play anymore...

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Get up. I said get up!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*slowly gets up*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Turn around. Now.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

No! I'm done!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*wraps fingers around throat* Listen to me you little sIut. You will do everything I tell you to do. If I tell you to swallow my cum, you say "Yes, daddy." If I shove my fist all the way up your tight little ass, you say "Thank you, daddy!" Do you f'ucking understand me? Do you?!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*cries* Yes. Sorry, daddy. *turns around*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*spreads asscheeks* *puts dick in assh0le*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

AHHH! OH MY GOD! IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO MUCH!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

YOU F'UCKING C'UNT! WHAT DID I TELL YOU TO SAY?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*cries* Thank you... *cries harder*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*pulls bloody dick out* Look what you've done! You got blood all over my c0ck! Lick it up!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*licks it up* Are we done yet?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*punches* WE'RE DONE WHEN THE LAST DROP OF MY CUM IS SLIDING DOWN YOU'RE RAPED THROAT, YOU WHORE!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*cries*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

You ready to have your cherry popped? *puts in pussy*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Oww! It hurts! It's too big!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*f'ucks harder*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*tries to push away* *slaps* STOP IT! I SAID STOP IT! I'M DONE, YOU SICK F'UCK! I'M CALLING THE COPS!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*grabs head* *slams on the floor* *slams again* I WILL F'UCKING KILL YOU.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*blacks out*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*continues raping*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*wakes up* Oh god! It wasn't a nightmare!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

You ready for my hot cum? I SAID ARE YOU F'UCKING READY?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

No! No! No! No! I'm done! I'm done! Please, STOP!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*violently turns around* *shoves dick down throat*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*gags*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Swallow it. Swallow my dick.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*swallows*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

Again! Keep doing it!

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*swallows four times*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*cums down throat* Swallow my cum, girl. Do it.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*swallows cum* *cries*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*takes dick out* *pulls out gun* You've been a good little girl. Now it's time to go to sleep.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

NO! NO, PLEASE! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! *cries* I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL F'UCK YOU EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LI--

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 month, 1 week ago

*shoots in the mouth* F'ucking c'unt. *drags body into trunk of car* *drives to the lake* *dumps body in the water* *drives home* *drinks a beer and watches TV* *goes to bed*

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 3Bad: 08 hours, 30 minutes ago

Don't you actually have a kid

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 04 hours, 15 minutes ago

I'm afraid this sex scene isn't Oceansoul Approved because rape is not Oceansoul Approved. Sorry...

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 043 minutes ago

"don't touch my kitty" omfg dude what is wrong with you

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 042 minutes ago

i love most of you guys dearly but sometimes i wonder what goes through your sick little minds

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