MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] PervertGood: 8Bad: 102 years, 11 months ago

Penis.

[ - ] LolbananazGood: 1Bad: 92 years, 11 months ago

Vagina.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

Pika.

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Hahahahaha.

[ - ] NintendoGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

Wenis. *wiggles elbow around*

[ - ] AcidifiersGood: 0Bad: 42 years, 11 months ago

Moobs.

[ - ] thebluegirlGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 11 months ago

Are not even half as good as boobs.

[ - ] itsashleybrahGood: 1Bad: 92 years, 11 months ago

http://www.formspring.me/itsashleybrah

[ - ] Ndog24Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

That's from Brian Regan he's a comedian and it's in one of his acts

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Hawt.

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Yes I am.

[ - ] LolbananazGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 11 months ago

Too long. YourLifeIsNovel OP.

[ - ] Obs3ssiv3Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 11 months ago

tl;dr**

[ - ] itsashleybrahGood: 1Bad: 112 years, 11 months ago

http://www.formspring.me/itsashleybrah

[ - ] LolbananazGood: 12Bad: 22 years, 11 months ago

http://www.formspring.me/imawangface*

[ - ] NintendoGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

A winner is you.

[ - ] LolbananazGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Cool. What do I win?

[ - ] NintendoGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Um... movie tickets? I guess?

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

http://www.formspring.me/Icanspamtoo*

[ - ] Zaphod_BeeblebroxGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

First I thought it said "I can spam poo."

[ - ] kkmissygirl101Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Honestly, so did i. hahaha

[ - ] kkmissygirl101Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Honestly, so did i. hahaha

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Yes, yes she is.

[ - ] TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

I won a spelling bee in first grade. My momma was super proud.

[ - ] LolbananazGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

I've never done a Spelling Bee. MLINewZealander.

[ - ] KeziARGHGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

*highfive* MLINZ

[ - ] Admiral_SarcasmGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 11 months ago

Why did you have to capitalize cat? Were you yelling it?

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

OP was too lazy to put it in quotation marks.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

YES!

[ - ] lightningflash2Good: 28Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

This is from a comedians show! FAKE.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Most of them are fake.

[ - ] King_RavenGood: 20Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

Brian Reagan is amazing. Why the fuck would you dishonor him OP!!!!!!!!

[ - ] ecat04Good: 16Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

I Totally agree! this is sooo Brian Regan, rip off....:p

[ - ] prodoodlerGood: 15Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

I know! Brian Reagan is amazing. Using his jokes to get a story published is just wrong. Shame, OP. Shame.

[ - ] mynameiserikGood: 12Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

THANK YOU, I couldn't remember who it was! I was pointing at my computer in anger, shouting "THAT'S FROM THAT GUY...!!!!"

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

I should've tried out for the spelling bee. I love spelling, plus they had the words posted around school, and I could spell 75% of them.

[ - ] Runner95Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

I am a horrible speller.

[ - ] thebluegirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

I got out on the first word in the first round of my prelimenary testing for the spelling bee. Still can't spell humoungus(Unless that was right...).

[ - ] Zaphod_BeeblebroxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Humongous?

[ - ] thebluegirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

If that's right, would you like a proverbial gold star?

[ - ] MaoraGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

That's from Brian Regan! =O Like hell this happened!

[ - ] CelestialGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Ditto...

[ - ] feed_me_chocolateGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

Night y'all!

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

*has nothing to say* *sits in corner*

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

*joins in corner* *hands popsicle*

[ - ] thebluegirlGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

-steals popsicle-

[ - ] Runner95Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

*pokes*

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

*sits next to*

[ - ] Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

*Sits on ceiling*

[ - ] Miss_ElphabaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

*joins clutching empty Coke bottle*

[ - ] Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

You want...coffee? *Twitches and offers steaming cup with a insane grin*

[ - ] Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

I am a kitty...kind of. *Feels proud...and confused*

[ - ] curranhannahGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

This is from a comedy act! LOSER. Everyone MEH this.

[ - ] King_RavenGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

*Bran takes out the double-blade sword he used to kill prophet earlier. He approaches the n00b and quickly slices her into many pieces*

[ - ] Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

*Applauds* Yay! Violence!

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Today I tried to pass off someone else's work as my own. MLIPlagiarized

[ - ] Miss_ElphabaGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

*twitches* No. More. Coca Cola.

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

*frowns* Why not?

[ - ] Miss_ElphabaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

*sobs* I drank it all!

[ - ] MrChurchSirGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Why, Miss_Elphaba, look at you.

[ - ] franticlysaneGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

"you're beautiful" "I have to go" "And though you proteeest Your disintereeeest I know clandestinely You're gonna grin and bear it Your new found popularity HA La la la la You'll be popular - Just not quite as populaaaaaar Aaaaaaas meeeeeeeeeeeeee" (I'm a straight guy but I completely love wicked hmmm, sounds like a post, nahh)

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

I am going to tell Mek to tell OPs not to copy comedians stuff.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Kitty? Dinner?

[ - ] mliawarriorGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

wow you are original. this is from brian reagan when talks about school. type in "stupid in school" by brian reagan and will know

[ - ] King_RavenGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

*Wow, *This *Brian *Reagan he* *Type *Stupid *In *School *Brian *Reagan you* *know.

[ - ] RacheeRooGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Haha! Awesome. :)

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

New Post.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

*Continues to wait for Gren* >.>

[ - ] Obs3ssiv3Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

In 4th grade, I misspelled "peril". She said "paril", so I thought "OH! Like parallel!" That little jerk... I came in 3rd place. The winning word was "cocoon". I knew how to spell that word.

[ - ] Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Has Canada been on lately?????

[ - ] sciencegalGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

This is Brian Regan's joke :(

[ - ] katyleopardGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

BRIAN REGAN WIN.

[ - ] dontthinksoGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

OMG Brian Regan! Who would have thought that you submitted to MLIA? That's so cool, I love your work!

[ - ] WillumsGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

I freakin love Brian Regan!!! CUP O' DIRT! Your not Brian Reagan though, are you? /:(

[ - ] Hope129Good: 8Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

brian regan.

[ - ] Ms_MayhemGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Brian Regan. Ahhh, good times, good times. Too bad your not Brian Regan though.

[ - ] KaitlynKGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

BRIAN REGAN JOKE

[ - ] RacheeRooGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

BRIAN REGAN!!!! (the big yellow one is the sun!!! *achem* sorry, got distracted. anyway, don't take his jokes!!! >:(

[ - ] prodoodlerGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

You're breakin' new ground THERE, Copernicus. (sorry. Couldn't resist it.)

[ - ] atwistinmystory08Good: 7Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

seriously. this is definitely a Brian Regan joke. and it's way less funny when you steal it and type it as your own average story. =P

[ - ] ConjeraGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

OMG BRAIN REGAN!!!

[ - ] jabberwocky423Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Way to copy Brain I mean seriously. That is not nice to take other people's ideas.

[ - ] guywhosingsGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

screw you

[ - ] EmroachGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

That's from Brian Regans comedy act "stupid in school" Way to be a complete mlia fail

[ - ] abb399Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

u stole this from brain regan. u ***** like not lol

[ - ] YukiMonkeyNinjaGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

APOLOGIZE TO BRIAN REGAN RIGHT NOW!!!

[ - ] PhantomJunkieGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Definitely Brian Regan. If you're gonna make a fake story at least make up something, don't steal something that a bunch of people are going to know!

[ - ] puddlejumper28Good: 6Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

taxi driver: "have a nice flight." brian: "YOU TOO!...in case you ever fly someday!..Don't everybody look at me, I'm a moron. Dunno when to use the 'you too' phrase, can't handle it..." "TAKE..LUCK!"

[ - ] ugly100Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

you gotta know brian regan before thinking he actually got it wrong.

[ - ] rinnardsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Stealing the glory that is "Regan"? Tsk, tsk. You should be ashamed of yourself and your desperate attempt of lies!

[ - ] franticlysaneGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

YOU LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS STORY IS A RIP OFF OF BRIAN REGAN- STUPID IN SCHOOL! YOU. SHALL. BURRRRRRRRRN FOR DESECRATING THIS AMAZING SITE. your punishment shall be a life time in Azkaban forced to read the twilight books while also watching the movies! then before you die YOU SHALL RECEIVE THE DEMENTOR'S KISS. it is just and fitting for an offense this severe.

[ - ] mmswizzGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

I doubt this is a rip off of the amazing Brian Regan. The kid probably knows his stuff. I told all my siblings about him, and took two of them to see him Live, and they quote him all the time. This kid is just awesome and the teacher wasn't cool enough to get it. =)

[ - ] Ninja1016Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

true.... that kid could have done it on purpose, I mean after all, he knew he wasn't gonna win, so why stand there for two hours, right?

[ - ] saejae3737Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Good job stealing from a comedian.

[ - ] PeacockGirlGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

You should be ashamed for stealing quality comedy routines. (Despite the fact that what you just did is called plagiarism... and you can get sued...) it's just lame. try harder.

[ - ] Ninja1016Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

well..... i was gonna say that you ripped off Brian Regan.... but I think enough people already punished you for it..... (especially franticlysane, who is down near the bottom...)

[ - ] SadikGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Who would submit this story? Doesn't anyone know Brain Regan? Meh!

[ - ] sjohnGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

This is a Brian Regan reference. Look up "Stupid in school."

[ - ] SangoTsubasaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

This is from a comedian. O__o

[ - ] SuperDuperGirGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

no..you lie....YOU LIEEEE!!!!!!!!! BRIAN REGAN DUMB @$$!!!

[ - ] chronos8Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

Clearly Brian Reagan. Anyone who would believe this is an idiot.

[ - ] lizziebugGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

thats sooooo from brian reagan! and clearly eryone one on this site nos that!!

[ - ] mrniemicGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

why are you lying and quoting Bian Regan?

[ - ] OhSnappleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

I won the third grade spelling bee. I'll never forget how to spell "cocoon" lol

[ - ] harrypotteryoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Brian reagan!!! duuh!

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