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Today I was teaching my Kindergarten class and we decided to hold a Spelling Bee. The first kid I called on was kind of a trouble maker, and he didn't want to participate. I gave him CAT as the word to spell. Thinking he was clever by purposely spelling it wrong and the disqualifying from the Bee, he spelled out, "K-A-T." As we walked back to his seat he told everyone the he knew it had two T's. MLIA
#1819155 Comments: 105 Votes: average 1287meh 250Share 
[ - ]  PervertGood: 8Bad: 104 years, 6 months ago
Penis.
 
[ - ]  LolbananazGood: 1Bad: 94 years, 6 months ago
Vagina.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 4Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
Pika.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Hahahahaha.
 
[ - ]  NintendoGood: 5Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
Wenis. *wiggles elbow around*
 
[ - ]  AcidifiersGood: 0Bad: 44 years, 6 months ago
Moobs.
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 2Bad: 24 years, 6 months ago
Are not even half as good as boobs.
 
[ - ]  itsashleybrahGood: 1Bad: 94 years, 6 months ago
http://www.formspring.me/itsashleybrah
 
[ - ]  Ndog24Good: 2Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
That's from Brian Regan he's a comedian and it's in one of his acts
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 2Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Hawt.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Yes I am.
 
[ - ]  LolbananazGood: 4Bad: 24 years, 6 months ago
Too long. YourLifeIsNovel OP.
 
[ - ]  Obs3ssiv3Good: 0Bad: 24 years, 6 months ago
tl;dr**
 
[ - ]  itsashleybrahGood: 1Bad: 114 years, 6 months ago
http://www.formspring.me/itsashleybrah
 
[ - ]  LolbananazGood: 12Bad: 24 years, 6 months ago
http://www.formspring.me/imawangface*
 
[ - ]  NintendoGood: 2Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
A winner is you.
 
[ - ]  LolbananazGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Cool. What do I win?
 
[ - ]  NintendoGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Um... movie tickets? I guess?
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 3Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
http://www.formspring.me/Icanspamtoo*
 
[ - ]  Zaphod_BeeblebroxGood: 5Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
First I thought it said "I can spam poo."
 
[ - ]  kkmissygirl101Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Honestly, so did i. hahaha
 
[ - ]  kkmissygirl101Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Honestly, so did i. hahaha
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Yes, yes she is.
 
[ - ]  TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
I won a spelling bee in first grade. My momma was super proud.
 
[ - ]  LolbananazGood: 2Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
I've never done a Spelling Bee. MLINewZealander.
 
[ - ]  KeziARGHGood: 2Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
*highfive* MLINZ
 
[ - ]  Admiral_SarcasmGood: 0Bad: 24 years, 6 months ago
Why did you have to capitalize cat? Were you yelling it?
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
OP was too lazy to put it in quotation marks.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
YES!
 
[ - ]  lightningflash2Good: 28Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
This is from a comedians show! FAKE.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 4Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Most of them are fake.
 
[ - ]  King_RavenGood: 20Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
Brian Reagan is amazing. Why the fuck would you dishonor him OP!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  ecat04Good: 16Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
I Totally agree! this is sooo Brian Regan, rip off....:p
 
[ - ]  prodoodlerGood: 15Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
I know! Brian Reagan is amazing. Using his jokes to get a story published is just wrong. Shame, OP. Shame.
 
[ - ]  mynameiserikGood: 12Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
THANK YOU, I couldn't remember who it was! I was pointing at my computer in anger, shouting "THAT'S FROM THAT GUY...!!!!"
 
[ - ]  KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
I should've tried out for the spelling bee. I love spelling, plus they had the words posted around school, and I could spell 75% of them.
 
[ - ]  Runner95Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
I am a horrible speller.
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
I got out on the first word in the first round of my prelimenary testing for the spelling bee. Still can't spell humoungus(Unless that was right...).
 
[ - ]  Zaphod_BeeblebroxGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Humongous?
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
If that's right, would you like a proverbial gold star?
 
[ - ]  MaoraGood: 9Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
That's from Brian Regan! =O Like hell this happened!
 
[ - ]  CelestialGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Ditto...
 
[ - ]  feed_me_chocolateGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
Night y'all!
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
*has nothing to say* *sits in corner*
 
[ - ]  aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
*joins in corner* *hands popsicle*
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 4Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
-steals popsicle-
 
[ - ]  Runner95Good: 0Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
*pokes*
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
*sits next to*
 
[ - ]  Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
*Sits on ceiling*
 
[ - ]  Miss_ElphabaGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
*joins clutching empty Coke bottle*
 
[ - ]  Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
You want...coffee? *Twitches and offers steaming cup with a insane grin*
 
[ - ]  Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
I am a kitty...kind of. *Feels proud...and confused*
 
[ - ]  curranhannahGood: 9Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
This is from a comedy act! LOSER. Everyone MEH this.
 
[ - ]  King_RavenGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
*Bran takes out the double-blade sword he used to kill prophet earlier. He approaches the n00b and quickly slices her into many pieces*
 
[ - ]  Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
*Applauds* Yay! Violence!
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 5Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Today I tried to pass off someone else's work as my own. MLIPlagiarized
 
[ - ]  Miss_ElphabaGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
*twitches* No. More. Coca Cola.
 
[ - ]  aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
*frowns* Why not?
 
[ - ]  Miss_ElphabaGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
*sobs* I drank it all!
 
[ - ]  MrChurchSirGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Why, Miss_Elphaba, look at you.
 
[ - ]  franticlysaneGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
"you're beautiful" "I have to go" "And though you proteeest Your disintereeeest I know clandestinely You're gonna grin and bear it Your new found popularity HA La la la la You'll be popular - Just not quite as populaaaaaar Aaaaaaas meeeeeeeeeeeeee" (I'm a straight guy but I completely love wicked hmmm, sounds like a post, nahh)
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
I am going to tell Mek to tell OPs not to copy comedians stuff.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Kitty? Dinner?
 
[ - ]  mliawarriorGood: 10Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
wow you are original. this is from brian reagan when talks about school. type in "stupid in school" by brian reagan and will know
 
[ - ]  King_RavenGood: 4Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
*Wow, *This *Brian *Reagan he* *Type *Stupid *In *School *Brian *Reagan you* *know.
 
[ - ]  RacheeRooGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Haha! Awesome. :)
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
New Post.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
*Continues to wait for Gren* >.>
 
[ - ]  Obs3ssiv3Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
In 4th grade, I misspelled "peril". She said "paril", so I thought "OH! Like parallel!" That little jerk... I came in 3rd place. The winning word was "cocoon". I knew how to spell that word.
 
[ - ]  Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Has Canada been on lately?????
 
[ - ]  sciencegalGood: 10Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
This is Brian Regan's joke :(
 
[ - ]  katyleopardGood: 8Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
BRIAN REGAN WIN.
 
[ - ]  dontthinksoGood: 9Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
OMG Brian Regan! Who would have thought that you submitted to MLIA? That's so cool, I love your work!
 
[ - ]  WillumsGood: 9Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
I freakin love Brian Regan!!! CUP O' DIRT! Your not Brian Reagan though, are you? /:(
 
[ - ]  Hope129Good: 8Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
brian regan.
 
[ - ]  Ms_MayhemGood: 9Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Brian Regan. Ahhh, good times, good times. Too bad your not Brian Regan though.
 
[ - ]  KaitlynKGood: 8Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
BRIAN REGAN JOKE
 
[ - ]  RacheeRooGood: 7Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
BRIAN REGAN!!!! (the big yellow one is the sun!!! *achem* sorry, got distracted. anyway, don't take his jokes!!! >:(
 
[ - ]  prodoodlerGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
You're breakin' new ground THERE, Copernicus. (sorry. Couldn't resist it.)
 
[ - ]  atwistinmystory08Good: 7Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
seriously. this is definitely a Brian Regan joke. and it's way less funny when you steal it and type it as your own average story. =P
 
[ - ]  ConjeraGood: 5Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
OMG BRAIN REGAN!!!
 
[ - ]  jabberwocky423Good: 5Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Way to copy Brain I mean seriously. That is not nice to take other people's ideas.
 
[ - ]  guywhosingsGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
screw you
 
[ - ]  EmroachGood: 6Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
That's from Brian Regans comedy act "stupid in school" Way to be a complete mlia fail
 
[ - ]  abb399Good: 4Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
u stole this from brain regan. u ***** like not lol
 
[ - ]  YukiMonkeyNinjaGood: 6Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
APOLOGIZE TO BRIAN REGAN RIGHT NOW!!!
 
[ - ]  PhantomJunkieGood: 5Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Definitely Brian Regan. If you're gonna make a fake story at least make up something, don't steal something that a bunch of people are going to know!
 
[ - ]  puddlejumper28Good: 6Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
taxi driver: "have a nice flight." brian: "YOU TOO!...in case you ever fly someday!..Don't everybody look at me, I'm a moron. Dunno when to use the 'you too' phrase, can't handle it..." "TAKE..LUCK!"
 
[ - ]  ugly100Good: 2Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
you gotta know brian regan before thinking he actually got it wrong.
 
[ - ]  rinnardsGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Stealing the glory that is "Regan"? Tsk, tsk. You should be ashamed of yourself and your desperate attempt of lies!
 
[ - ]  franticlysaneGood: 6Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
YOU LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS STORY IS A RIP OFF OF BRIAN REGAN- STUPID IN SCHOOL! YOU. SHALL. BURRRRRRRRRN FOR DESECRATING THIS AMAZING SITE. your punishment shall be a life time in Azkaban forced to read the twilight books while also watching the movies! then before you die YOU SHALL RECEIVE THE DEMENTOR'S KISS. it is just and fitting for an offense this severe.
 
[ - ]  mmswizzGood: 5Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
I doubt this is a rip off of the amazing Brian Regan. The kid probably knows his stuff. I told all my siblings about him, and took two of them to see him Live, and they quote him all the time. This kid is just awesome and the teacher wasn't cool enough to get it. =)
 
[ - ]  Ninja1016Good: 4Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
true.... that kid could have done it on purpose, I mean after all, he knew he wasn't gonna win, so why stand there for two hours, right?
 
[ - ]  saejae3737Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Good job stealing from a comedian.
 
[ - ]  PeacockGirlGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
You should be ashamed for stealing quality comedy routines. (Despite the fact that what you just did is called plagiarism... and you can get sued...) it's just lame. try harder.
 
[ - ]  Ninja1016Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
well..... i was gonna say that you ripped off Brian Regan.... but I think enough people already punished you for it..... (especially franticlysane, who is down near the bottom...)
 
[ - ]  SadikGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Who would submit this story? Doesn't anyone know Brain Regan? Meh!
 
[ - ]  sjohnGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
This is a Brian Regan reference. Look up "Stupid in school."
 
[ - ]  SangoTsubasaGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
This is from a comedian. O__o
 
[ - ]  SuperDuperGirGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
no..you lie....YOU LIEEEE!!!!!!!!! BRIAN REGAN DUMB @$$!!!
 
[ - ]  chronos8Good: 3Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
Clearly Brian Reagan. Anyone who would believe this is an idiot.
 
[ - ]  lizziebugGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 6 months ago
thats sooooo from brian reagan! and clearly eryone one on this site nos that!!
 
[ - ]  mrniemicGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
why are you lying and quoting Bian Regan?
 
[ - ]  OhSnappleGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
I won the third grade spelling bee. I'll never forget how to spell "cocoon" lol
 
[ - ]  harrypotteryoGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 6 months ago
Brian reagan!!! duuh!
 

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