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Today I was teaching my Kindergarten class and we decided to hold a Spelling Bee. The first kid I called on was kind of a trouble maker, and he didn't want to participate. I gave him CAT as the word to spell. Thinking he was clever by purposely spelling it wrong and the disqualifying from the Bee, he spelled out, "K-A-T." As we walked back to his seat he told everyone the he knew it had two T's. MLIA
#1819155 Comments: 105 Votes: average 1287meh 250Share 
[ - ]  PervertGood: 8Bad: 104 years, 1 month ago
Penis.
 
[ - ]  LolbananazGood: 1Bad: 94 years, 1 month ago
Vagina.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 4Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Pika.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Hahahahaha.
 
[ - ]  NintendoGood: 5Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Wenis. *wiggles elbow around*
 
[ - ]  AcidifiersGood: 0Bad: 44 years, 1 month ago
Moobs.
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 2Bad: 24 years, 1 month ago
Are not even half as good as boobs.
 
[ - ]  itsashleybrahGood: 1Bad: 94 years, 1 month ago
http://www.formspring.me/itsashleybrah
 
[ - ]  Ndog24Good: 2Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
That's from Brian Regan he's a comedian and it's in one of his acts
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 2Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Hawt.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Yes I am.
 
[ - ]  LolbananazGood: 4Bad: 24 years, 1 month ago
Too long. YourLifeIsNovel OP.
 
[ - ]  Obs3ssiv3Good: 0Bad: 24 years, 1 month ago
tl;dr**
 
[ - ]  itsashleybrahGood: 1Bad: 114 years, 1 month ago
http://www.formspring.me/itsashleybrah
 
[ - ]  LolbananazGood: 12Bad: 24 years, 1 month ago
http://www.formspring.me/imawangface*
 
[ - ]  NintendoGood: 2Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
A winner is you.
 
[ - ]  LolbananazGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Cool. What do I win?
 
[ - ]  NintendoGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Um... movie tickets? I guess?
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 3Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
http://www.formspring.me/Icanspamtoo*
 
[ - ]  Zaphod_BeeblebroxGood: 5Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
First I thought it said "I can spam poo."
 
[ - ]  kkmissygirl101Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Honestly, so did i. hahaha
 
[ - ]  kkmissygirl101Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Honestly, so did i. hahaha
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Yes, yes she is.
 
[ - ]  TheSpockGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
I won a spelling bee in first grade. My momma was super proud.
 
[ - ]  LolbananazGood: 2Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
I've never done a Spelling Bee. MLINewZealander.
 
[ - ]  KeziARGHGood: 2Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
*highfive* MLINZ
 
[ - ]  Admiral_SarcasmGood: 0Bad: 24 years, 1 month ago
Why did you have to capitalize cat? Were you yelling it?
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
OP was too lazy to put it in quotation marks.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
YES!
 
[ - ]  lightningflash2Good: 28Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
This is from a comedians show! FAKE.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 4Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Most of them are fake.
 
[ - ]  King_RavenGood: 20Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Brian Reagan is amazing. Why the fuck would you dishonor him OP!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  ecat04Good: 16Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
I Totally agree! this is sooo Brian Regan, rip off....:p
 
[ - ]  prodoodlerGood: 15Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
I know! Brian Reagan is amazing. Using his jokes to get a story published is just wrong. Shame, OP. Shame.
 
[ - ]  mynameiserikGood: 12Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
THANK YOU, I couldn't remember who it was! I was pointing at my computer in anger, shouting "THAT'S FROM THAT GUY...!!!!"
 
[ - ]  KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
I should've tried out for the spelling bee. I love spelling, plus they had the words posted around school, and I could spell 75% of them.
 
[ - ]  Runner95Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
I am a horrible speller.
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
I got out on the first word in the first round of my prelimenary testing for the spelling bee. Still can't spell humoungus(Unless that was right...).
 
[ - ]  Zaphod_BeeblebroxGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Humongous?
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
If that's right, would you like a proverbial gold star?
 
[ - ]  MaoraGood: 9Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
That's from Brian Regan! =O Like hell this happened!
 
[ - ]  CelestialGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Ditto...
 
[ - ]  feed_me_chocolateGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Night y'all!
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*has nothing to say* *sits in corner*
 
[ - ]  aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 1Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*joins in corner* *hands popsicle*
 
[ - ]  thebluegirlGood: 4Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
-steals popsicle-
 
[ - ]  Runner95Good: 0Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*pokes*
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*sits next to*
 
[ - ]  Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
*Sits on ceiling*
 
[ - ]  Miss_ElphabaGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
*joins clutching empty Coke bottle*
 
[ - ]  Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
You want...coffee? *Twitches and offers steaming cup with a insane grin*
 
[ - ]  Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
I am a kitty...kind of. *Feels proud...and confused*
 
[ - ]  curranhannahGood: 9Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
This is from a comedy act! LOSER. Everyone MEH this.
 
[ - ]  King_RavenGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
*Bran takes out the double-blade sword he used to kill prophet earlier. He approaches the n00b and quickly slices her into many pieces*
 
[ - ]  Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
*Applauds* Yay! Violence!
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 5Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Today I tried to pass off someone else's work as my own. MLIPlagiarized
 
[ - ]  Miss_ElphabaGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*twitches* No. More. Coca Cola.
 
[ - ]  aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*frowns* Why not?
 
[ - ]  Miss_ElphabaGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
*sobs* I drank it all!
 
[ - ]  MrChurchSirGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Why, Miss_Elphaba, look at you.
 
[ - ]  franticlysaneGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
"you're beautiful" "I have to go" "And though you proteeest Your disintereeeest I know clandestinely You're gonna grin and bear it Your new found popularity HA La la la la You'll be popular - Just not quite as populaaaaaar Aaaaaaas meeeeeeeeeeeeee" (I'm a straight guy but I completely love wicked hmmm, sounds like a post, nahh)
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
I am going to tell Mek to tell OPs not to copy comedians stuff.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Kitty? Dinner?
 
[ - ]  mliawarriorGood: 10Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
wow you are original. this is from brian reagan when talks about school. type in "stupid in school" by brian reagan and will know
 
[ - ]  King_RavenGood: 4Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
*Wow, *This *Brian *Reagan he* *Type *Stupid *In *School *Brian *Reagan you* *know.
 
[ - ]  RacheeRooGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Haha! Awesome. :)
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
New Post.
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
*Continues to wait for Gren* >.>
 
[ - ]  Obs3ssiv3Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
In 4th grade, I misspelled "peril". She said "paril", so I thought "OH! Like parallel!" That little jerk... I came in 3rd place. The winning word was "cocoon". I knew how to spell that word.
 
[ - ]  Sunburnt_SidheGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Has Canada been on lately?????
 
[ - ]  sciencegalGood: 10Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
This is Brian Regan's joke :(
 
[ - ]  katyleopardGood: 8Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
BRIAN REGAN WIN.
 
[ - ]  dontthinksoGood: 9Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
OMG Brian Regan! Who would have thought that you submitted to MLIA? That's so cool, I love your work!
 
[ - ]  WillumsGood: 9Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
I freakin love Brian Regan!!! CUP O' DIRT! Your not Brian Reagan though, are you? /:(
 
[ - ]  Hope129Good: 8Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
brian regan.
 
[ - ]  Ms_MayhemGood: 9Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Brian Regan. Ahhh, good times, good times. Too bad your not Brian Regan though.
 
[ - ]  KaitlynKGood: 8Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
BRIAN REGAN JOKE
 
[ - ]  RacheeRooGood: 7Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
BRIAN REGAN!!!! (the big yellow one is the sun!!! *achem* sorry, got distracted. anyway, don't take his jokes!!! >:(
 
[ - ]  prodoodlerGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
You're breakin' new ground THERE, Copernicus. (sorry. Couldn't resist it.)
 
[ - ]  atwistinmystory08Good: 7Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
seriously. this is definitely a Brian Regan joke. and it's way less funny when you steal it and type it as your own average story. =P
 
[ - ]  ConjeraGood: 5Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
OMG BRAIN REGAN!!!
 
[ - ]  jabberwocky423Good: 5Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Way to copy Brain I mean seriously. That is not nice to take other people's ideas.
 
[ - ]  guywhosingsGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
screw you
 
[ - ]  EmroachGood: 6Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
That's from Brian Regans comedy act "stupid in school" Way to be a complete mlia fail
 
[ - ]  abb399Good: 4Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
u stole this from brain regan. u ***** like not lol
 
[ - ]  YukiMonkeyNinjaGood: 6Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
APOLOGIZE TO BRIAN REGAN RIGHT NOW!!!
 
[ - ]  PhantomJunkieGood: 5Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Definitely Brian Regan. If you're gonna make a fake story at least make up something, don't steal something that a bunch of people are going to know!
 
[ - ]  puddlejumper28Good: 6Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
taxi driver: "have a nice flight." brian: "YOU TOO!...in case you ever fly someday!..Don't everybody look at me, I'm a moron. Dunno when to use the 'you too' phrase, can't handle it..." "TAKE..LUCK!"
 
[ - ]  ugly100Good: 2Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
you gotta know brian regan before thinking he actually got it wrong.
 
[ - ]  rinnardsGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Stealing the glory that is "Regan"? Tsk, tsk. You should be ashamed of yourself and your desperate attempt of lies!
 
[ - ]  franticlysaneGood: 6Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
YOU LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS STORY IS A RIP OFF OF BRIAN REGAN- STUPID IN SCHOOL! YOU. SHALL. BURRRRRRRRRN FOR DESECRATING THIS AMAZING SITE. your punishment shall be a life time in Azkaban forced to read the twilight books while also watching the movies! then before you die YOU SHALL RECEIVE THE DEMENTOR'S KISS. it is just and fitting for an offense this severe.
 
[ - ]  mmswizzGood: 5Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
I doubt this is a rip off of the amazing Brian Regan. The kid probably knows his stuff. I told all my siblings about him, and took two of them to see him Live, and they quote him all the time. This kid is just awesome and the teacher wasn't cool enough to get it. =)
 
[ - ]  Ninja1016Good: 4Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
true.... that kid could have done it on purpose, I mean after all, he knew he wasn't gonna win, so why stand there for two hours, right?
 
[ - ]  saejae3737Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Good job stealing from a comedian.
 
[ - ]  PeacockGirlGood: 1Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
You should be ashamed for stealing quality comedy routines. (Despite the fact that what you just did is called plagiarism... and you can get sued...) it's just lame. try harder.
 
[ - ]  Ninja1016Good: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
well..... i was gonna say that you ripped off Brian Regan.... but I think enough people already punished you for it..... (especially franticlysane, who is down near the bottom...)
 
[ - ]  SadikGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Who would submit this story? Doesn't anyone know Brain Regan? Meh!
 
[ - ]  sjohnGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
This is a Brian Regan reference. Look up "Stupid in school."
 
[ - ]  SangoTsubasaGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
This is from a comedian. O__o
 
[ - ]  SuperDuperGirGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
no..you lie....YOU LIEEEE!!!!!!!!! BRIAN REGAN DUMB @$$!!!
 
[ - ]  chronos8Good: 3Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
Clearly Brian Reagan. Anyone who would believe this is an idiot.
 
[ - ]  lizziebugGood: 0Bad: 14 years, 1 month ago
thats sooooo from brian reagan! and clearly eryone one on this site nos that!!
 
[ - ]  mrniemicGood: 3Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
why are you lying and quoting Bian Regan?
 
[ - ]  OhSnappleGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
I won the third grade spelling bee. I'll never forget how to spell "cocoon" lol
 
[ - ]  harrypotteryoGood: 0Bad: 04 years, 1 month ago
Brian reagan!!! duuh!
 

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