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A while ago my mum told me about how as a child I 'knew' what my older brothers did in the shower. Somehow, also being confused about periods I thought the sperm and the egg hooked up in the sewers and made 'drain-babies'. And thats where homeless people come from. I was one wierd child. MLIA

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[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 11Bad: 73 years ago

Finally, an OP tells the truth.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 14Bad: 73 years ago

What the fuck.

[ - ] gomugomunoaverageGood: 4Bad: 103 years ago

You are still wierd, OP.

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 4Bad: 73 years ago

Huh? O.o

[ - ] GaShunkGood: 2Bad: 73 years ago

?????????????????

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 43 years ago

...........................

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 1Bad: 73 years ago

Aposiopesis.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 3Bad: 53 years ago

Ah-po-see-oh-pee-sis

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 1Bad: 43 years ago

Hehe

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 63 years ago

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 33 years ago

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] CedzGood: 6Bad: 33 years ago

PUNCTUATION FTW

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 53 years ago

This made NO sense.

[ - ] SerenaMorriganGood: 4Bad: 13 years ago

This is fucking awesome, and by awesome I mean ridiculously hilarious because OP used the words "drain-babies". Oh, OP, you were thinking of your home in the drain.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 5Bad: 23 years ago

OP, I "know" what you so in the shower.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 13 years ago

What does OP do? *acts innocent*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 4Bad: 13 years ago

They...get dirty.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 03 years ago

So do I. ;)

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 3Bad: 63 years ago

That's hot.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 5Bad: 13 years ago

And then...they get clean.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago

*do

[ - ] CedzGood: 1Bad: 33 years ago

OMGOMGOMG ice cream van! *runs to get money and ice cream*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 33 years ago

OHSHIT.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 23 years ago

OHMYGOSH!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 23 years ago

OMGOMGOMGOMG! *runs around in circles*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 23 years ago

I WANT SOME!

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 23 years ago

*is jealous*

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 0Bad: 23 years ago

Alrighty then...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 3Bad: 03 years ago

"A while ago my mum told me about how as a child I 'knew' what my older brothers did in the shower." So, this meant that you knew they were jerking off? How did you get to know that?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago

It took me ages to work out that that's not what the post meant...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 43 years ago

Well, since the OP had written their post so poorly that we both got confused, I'm just going to decide that that's what the post is really about.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Wait what is it about?

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 13 years ago

OP walked in on there brothers while they were wanking.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

Well, based on the rest of this little story, OP knew a lot of things they weren't supossed to know.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 23 years ago

*noms dry bread* Wow. I have really interesting food -_-

[ - ] CedzGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM! *gets excited*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago

FUCK YOU! The ice cream man hasn't come down my street in FOREVER! D:

[ - ] CedzGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Heeheehee XD he's always around my area in the summer. I just gotta run to the next street.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago

When the bastard DOES come, he always goes up and down all the streets :D

[ - ] piepoepueGood: 3Bad: 03 years ago

I always hear the music but I never see the van... so sad

[ - ] piepoepueGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago

I always hear the music but I never see the van... so sad

[ - ] matileGood: 4Bad: 03 years ago

this was quite possibly the most original MLIA ever. at least, i hope its original.

[ - ] MitLiebeGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

That's kind of gross

[ - ] jacqulynGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

ha, its strange how young children's minds work

[ - ] apersonwhogigglesGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago

Ah, I love youth!

[ - ] quanguanGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago

I posted this on fb, then my aunt yelled at me. Now I can't go to a party - and i nvr put things on fb. Thanks =(

[ - ] ProfessorWhatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

eeeeewwww, inbreeders......

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