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Today, I said "hate" in front of a five year old. She then proceeded to tell me that there are three bad words. Hate, stupid, and f***. What I want to know is, what is her mother saying in front of that child? MLIA
#1706106 Comments: 71 Votes: average 2567meh 234Share 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*mindgutter*
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Nice to know I'm not the only one.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*pelts pebbles at you* D:
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*ducks pebbles* *cries*
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
D:<
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Why must you do this to me? *continues to cry*
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
You ate the evil pretzels!
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
It wasn't what it looked like! I swear!
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Yes it was!
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Calm down, Pretz. Save your pebbles. *consoles*
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*huggles* But..but..he..ate.. *sobs*
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*huggles* It's okay, Pretzy. It's all going to be all right.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
But..but! DDD:
 
[ - ]  SBBGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
really
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Hate is a bad word. Loathe is my fav.
 
I LIKE MACARONI.
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
I like cheese and macaroni.
 
[ - ]  m4delineGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
I like macaroni and cheese.
 
[ - ]  Runner95Good: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Why would you say hate in front of a five year old in the first place?
 
[ - ]  Admiral_SarcasmGood: 5Bad: 05 years ago
"I hate this stupid fucking OP" ?
 
[ - ]  ShadowhunterloverGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*jaw drops* That's a bad sentence!
 
[ - ]  ShadowhunterloverGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
But very, very true.
 
[ - ]  Admiral_SarcasmGood: 3Bad: 05 years ago
I'll censor it. *"I frown upon this silly, cotton pickin' OP, dag nabit. "
 
[ - ]  ShadowhunterloverGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
That's better!
 
[ - ]  Candle_JackGood: 2Bad: 25 years ago
Since when was OP a n****r?
 
How dare you say that word!
 
Crawfish?
 
[ - ]  Darth_RevanGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
I fucking hate when people fucking censor themselves.
 
[ - ]  ShadowhunterloverGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*stupid people
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*stubs toe* FISH!
 
CRAWFISH!!!
 
[ - ]  PixieStickGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
I saw giraffes today =]
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
WHERE?
 
[ - ]  PixieStickGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Lincoln Park zoo?
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Niiiice. I haven't been to a zoo in ages.
 
[ - ]  PixieStickGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Me either so this was great.
 
[ - ]  Runner95Good: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*is jealous* How was the zoo?
 
[ - ]  PixieStickGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Very lovely. I fell and got scraped up though =p
 
[ - ]  Runner95Good: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Oo. I am sorry.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Pixie love!<3 *hugs*
 
[ - ]  PixieStickGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*tacklekisses*
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Huh, that's a new one. I like it though. *is tacklekissed* So, how was your day love?
 
[ - ]  m4delineGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Aw, I love giraffes ^-^
 
[ - ]  antiheroGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
I hate you, you stupid fuck OP.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1907770
 
[ - ]  Candle_JackGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*wanders in drunk* How the hell did I wind up on this post?
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
You're not acting drunk.
 
[ - ]  Candle_JackGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
You nkwo vat>"? Fluck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
That's more like it!
 
[ - ]  Candle_JackGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*rapes*
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 1Bad: 05 years ago
See, this is main street. I think you wanted Jefferson Street. It's over that way. *points*
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
*steals your candle*
 
[ - ]  Candle_JackGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Hey, don't steal my fluickin candle assholsx
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Hey, now!
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 1Bad: 05 years ago
You're an All Star.
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Starts with an 'F' and is only four letters...oh, I know!!! Fish!
 
Flop?
 
[ - ]  ecowalnutGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Flip?
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Food?
 
Fins?
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Fail!
 
[ - ]  Runner95Good: 1Bad: 05 years ago
No I thinks it's fake.
 
[ - ]  m4delineGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Frank? Aw crap, that's five... Figs? Frog? Flit? So many possibilities.
 
Fame!
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Fortune! Oh wait no....
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to fly!
 
[ - ]  xHOVERCATxGood: 2Bad: 05 years ago
Fapp?
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 2Bad: 05 years ago
Reply fail?
 
[ - ]  ___Good: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Oh that reminds me...
 
[ - ]  xHOVERCATxGood: 1Bad: 05 years ago
Yeah, sorry. I thought I clicked it. Bad Hovercat.
 

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